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Has anyone transcribed it yet? Is there anything to transcribe in the video? I'm not sitting through all that just to hear Chris say 2 sentences in a 9 minute video, I'm trying to figure out why the Hell the mic is on.
 
Just what I wanted, a 9 minute video of Chris playing Skylanders while unrelated audio from some TV show or something drowns it out!
HumanBeanbag said:
I'll try and translate this because there is a sales pitch in there:

In the video description, Chris says 'Watch me battle, and y'all can have me on a shirt, a trading card, or as a figure in a jar. I will have them shipped to you directly. Autographs will cost $20 extra. I am not sharing my creation app chirp. Text me for details'

If you use the Skylanders app to make your own character (like Chris has done with the blue haired person here) you can then pay to have them professionally printed by the Skylanders company. $14.99 for a card, $24.99 for a t-shirt and $49,99 for a figure. Chris is probably looking to resell at a profit.

So Chris is saying 'watch my blue haired character fight in this video, and then pay me to order some merchandise of it through the app'. He says he is not using the app's 'Chirp' feature because 'Chirp' is a way of transferring and sharing his creation. Doing so would let people order his character directly, cutting Chris out of the loop and whatever price hike he has in mind.
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By Chris' standards, this is kinda smart.
"People bought my figures so if I order and resell figures from this company that makes them I can make a profit without needing to lift a finger!"
No one would ever buy it, but this is the guy that believed in Santa well into his 20s.
 
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I wonder if Chris thinks spending Thanksgiving at home alone is normal. He never posted something bitching and moaning about his extended family never inviting him to Thanksgiving dinner, which I would have guessed someone as unwarrantedly entitled as Chris would be up in blarms demanding it be done, if he understood it as a thing that is supposed to happen per tradition, like the high school reunion.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
So Chris is saying 'watch my blue haired character fight in this video, and then pay me to order some merchandise of it through the app'. He says he is not using the app's 'Chirp' feature because 'Chirp' is a way of transferring and sharing his creation. Doing so would let people order his character directly, cutting Chris out of the loop and whatever price hike he has in mind.
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For someone as exceptional as Chris, I will give him credit where credit is due. He scams better than Phil. They're not well thought-out scams, but he still manages to pull more somehow.

Too bad he doesn't have a permit, not that it would have stopped him.
 
HumanBeanbag said:
I'll try and translate this because there is a sales pitch in there:

In the video description, Chris says 'Watch me battle, and y'all can have me on a shirt, a trading card, or as a figure in a jar. I will have them shipped to you directly. Autographs will cost $20 extra. I am not sharing my creation app chirp. Text me for details'

If you use the Skylanders app to make your own character (like Chris has done with the blue haired person here) you can then pay to have them professionally printed by the Skylanders company. $14.99 for a card, $24.99 for a t-shirt and $49,99 for a figure. Chris is probably looking to resell at a profit.

So Chris is saying 'watch my blue haired character fight in this video, and then pay me to order some merchandise of it through the app'. He says he is not using the app's 'Chirp' feature because 'Chirp' is a way of transferring and sharing his creation. Doing so would let people order his character directly, cutting Chris out of the loop and whatever price hike he has in mind.
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That sneaky little shit! Wheelin' and dealin' again I see. There's one problem though Chris...you never sent the merchandise people already paid for on Etsy. Why the hell should anyone trust him when he can't even fulfill his own orders.

Oh and I don't think we'll see people lining up to get an exceptional looking Skylander.
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I kind of want a shirt with Chris' mary sue skylander on it for comic value. It looks like a cartoon parody of a tumblr sjw.
 
Oh boy, we get a good solid 9 minutes and 11 seconds of Chris sucking at an overhyped dungeon crawler with an infamous gimmick!
I gotta admit it's kind of oddly mesmerizing watching his little tumblr pixie thing flop around shooting rainbows at "not-zim not-vegeta" to seemingly no effect as it just gets mauled by easily avoidable attacks.
On another note, what the hell is playing in the background? Pawn stars or something?
 
You can't argue with Chris's logic I guess. So many people were willing to buy the Amibos of himself and others in Sonichu canon, that he saturated the market with, that they'll be sure to shell out more money for useless video game merchandise that only loosely relates to Chris Chan.

Oh wait the exact opppsite happened and hardly anybody is going to be interested in this, never mind
 
Karen Riley said:
You can't argue with Chris's logic I guess. So many people were willing to buy the Amibos of himself and others in Sonichu canon, that he saturated the market with, that they'll be sure to shell out more money for useless video game merchandise that only loosely relates to Chris Chan.

Oh wait the exact opppsite happened and hardly anybody is going to be interested in this, never mind
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A lot of the people that actually ordered amiibos from him never recieved them because he just took the cash and never delivered them. This is why his etsy was shut down.
In some recent videos you can see the massive trays full of them in the background if you look close enough.
 
This game looks slow, boring and mindless, the dialog is also exactly the level of Chris' mental state "No I think you suck I good guy now".
 
Raiken said:
This game looks slow, boring and mindless, the dialog is also exactly the level of Chris' mental state "No I think you suck I good guy now".
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It seemed more like the flying brain was just looking for an excuse to get the fuck away from the screaming manchild wizard.
The one that isn't Chris, I mean.
 
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