12/11/13 - Consider Me Dead

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If this reunion even happens, I have the distinct feeling that Chris will get kicked out within 20 minutes. Lord knows he won't leave these girls alone when he sees them.
 
Turn that damn thing on.

Do you realize. Do. You. Realize. Something. That if those gal-pals see those videos that the trolls made me put on the internet, that they could smash my heart down to 0% and steel-bolt it flat. You erase that CWCki and fast. Go work on it. I'll bitch on Facebook all night if I have to. What you just did was turn me into a wallflower and rip its petals off.
 
Throw flower pedals and scream CHRIS IS DEAAAAAAD.
 
They're gonna have it and not tell him about it wow
 
TrippinKahlua said:
For fucks sake Chris, this is Christmas time, the season of joy.
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Chris doesn't understand joy. After all, he was programmed to be self-loathing and intolerant by Barb.
 
Yeah, I'm sure everyone is looking forward to seeing Chris mope around in his :briefs: at the reunion.
 
I'm lead to believe that he only wants this reunion so he can be the center of attention to everyone who attends, in fact I think the only thing different in Chris's plan is instead of everyone pitting him for having such a tough life it's now everyone pitting him for shattering his heart.
 
Facebook has killed the dream Chris dreamed.

I am still hoping he shows up to the reunion and tries to turn it into a viewing of the cinematic masterpiece "Good Burger".
 
It's easy to consider Chris dead, he has always smelled like a corpse. :alog:

Also:
I'LL BREAK YOU DEAD - Old Chris
CONSIDER ME DEAD - New Chris
 
I see he still considers them gal pals though, just in case after all.

Damn, I should have waited to join and gone with "StellPlatedHeart".
 
Jin said:
If this reunion even happens, I have the distinct feeling that Chris will get kicked out within 20 minutes. Lord knows he won't leave these girls alone when he sees them.
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As much as we want some sort of commotion to occur, what will most likely happen is that Chris will not be allowed to leave the house by his mother.
 
I feel sorry for the women at the reunion. He'll try to hit on one of his former gal pals who now has a big, brawny husband and Chris repeats the "smack your effing face down monster" incident where he nearly gets beat up.

Or they see him as deranged and have him removed as soon as he grabs a former gal pal and won't let her go, pleading with her to be his sweetheart from the ground-up.

Or they tell him the wrong location and they get to enjoy their reunion without the manchild present.
 
I'm thinking that Chris may be considering suicide soon. Oh wait, he shot himself with a toy pistol last time I checked. He chooses to live because according to him, his mom and the dogs at least are alive. Makes me wonder how long can Chris live in depression before his mom kicks the bucket.
 
4Macie said:
WHY does he do this??? I'm sorry but the "he's Chris" answer just doesn't work for me anymore. WTF. The only reason for this email is that he hopes for someone, anyone, to tell him "no, Chris, we still appreciate you. We're still friends". But guess what, THAT'S NOT GOING TO HAPPEN.

I'm genuinely scared for anyone that shows up to this reunion with Chris. If they go, and he sees them, he's either going to attach himself to anyone that makes eye contact or says so much as a "hello" in his general direction; OR he's going to go bat shit insane at the reunion.
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The reunion already happened. Probably in 2010. How are you supposed to have a 10 year reunion after 14 years?

Chris is fucking confused.
 
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It's still scary how much The Smiths can apply to Chris...
 
bradsternum said:
Chris is a 13 year old tomgirl.
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This guilt tripping shit is getting at me a little. I'm not mad, just annoyed. I've been out of high school for 7 years now, if I got an email like this or was in Sarah's shoes right now I'd honestly have no idea how to properly react. Do you contact Facebook and report harassment? Do you tell Chris to fuck off and get over himself (could you, he's kinda special)? Do you hope he'll get over it himself if you ignore it? Do you care? Do you try to be friendly to him knowing its a lost cause but hey, you tried?
 
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