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Fuck this shit, I'm getting Mighty Wings.
Money 12/18 Chris Updated his Amazon Wishlist
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Fuck this shit, I'm getting Mighty Wings.
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I really don't understand, and it doesn't affect me at all, but do 'White Knights' think sending toy kits for "free" will keep Chris from attempting other various jackass stunts in public?
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you must be new to the internet
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No I've tortured myself and willfully came back for more, but pretending I didn't.
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Chris should've put a "pretty girlfriend" on that list because eventually someone will ebin trole Chris by getting him a mail-order bride 
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.with a side order of 
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I noticed that Chris's wishlist has been updated and there's nothing on it now. Surely he didn't receive all that crap, right?
You have enough fire wood already, Chris
I genuinely cannot believe how many people in this thread are defending Chris getting free shit.
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For the same reason you are checking a forum about him.
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Most of those lego toy kits chris wanted and the lego level videogame playsets arent released till march next year.
One way or another he isnt going to be receiving them at christmas.
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A list of shit I won't be buying? Why thank you, Ian!
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Chris has to get a prize every now and then, otherwise we wouldn't get any videos.
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I'm sure he just accepts these gifts as payback for what all DA TWOLLS did to him over the years. I can't really blame the bastard.
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It breeds content, and you know what happens when people get thirsty.
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Jesus, guys. Calm down. Chris isn't getting shit. God forbid he gets anything other than coal for xmas though.
His wishlist disappeared in one fell swoop. This suggests 3 possibilities.
1.) Someone generous bought Chris everything on his list at once, costing thousands.
2.) A bunch of you bought out the list over the course of a couple hours, but no one has come forward.
3.) Someone checked the buy elsewhere option to delete all his items and has no intention of sending him shit.
So stop worrying that Chris might actually be getting a present for Xmas. He's getting Grinched here. Merry fucking Christmas weens.
His wishlist disappeared in one fell swoop. This suggests 3 possibilities.
1.) Someone generous bought Chris everything on his list at once, costing thousands.
2.) A bunch of you bought out the list over the course of a couple hours, but no one has come forward.
3.) Someone checked the buy elsewhere option to delete all his items and has no intention of sending him shit.
So stop worrying that Chris might actually be getting a present for Xmas. He's getting Grinched here. Merry fucking Christmas weens.
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This is Miguel:
Miguel is 7 years old, and lives with his Mom and Dad. His Dad works as a parking attendant, and his Mom works at a grocery store. Both of their jobs are part time, and even though they would both like to get better jobs (or even just a second job for one of them), it's really tough for them to find work. Miguel likes Batman and Star Wars. He's only gotten to see the Batman and Star Wars movies that they have have on VHS at his local library, because his parents have no money to take him to see the new Star Wars. His cousin just found a used DVD player with no remote at the local Salvation Army for $10, and he's giving it to Miguel's family for Christmas, so that Miguel and the rest of the family can watch the DVDs that they will lend you at the library.
Miguel loves to build things, but his only toys to build stuff with are an old set of Lincoln Logs that were bought for his older brother and handed down to him. He has seen Legos before when kids in his class at school brought them in for show and tell, and he thought that they were really neat, but he knows that they cost a lot of money, money that his family needs to make sure they can all have something to eat and a place to live. Most of the time the family eats beans and rice, because that's all they can afford. Miguel knows not to ask for Legos for Christmas, or really, to ask for anything for Christmas. The few toys that he will get for Christmas are small things from the Dollar store. He uses his imagination and has fun with the cheap toys as best as he can (before they inevitably break), but he really wishes that he could have some Legos to play with of his very own.
This is Chris:
Chris is a 33 year old fat autist who lives with his Mom. Neither Chris nor his Mom work, instead, they live off of money from the government. Chris doesn't have to pay any rent or utilities, and he gets $1300+ from the government every month. Good thing for Chris that the "monthly tugboat" sails right in on time, that way he can buy things like hormone gel and titty vibrators! Chris likes My Little Pony, Video Games, and Legos. In fact Chris loves all of these things so much that he has spent thousands and thousands of dollars (that he didn't earn) buying all of the video games he wants, and some of them he doesn't even play! He has also spent thousands of dollars on Legos, and he wants more, but goshdarnit, $1300+ a month doesn't buy enough Legos for him to play with!
Now Chris would go get a small job like washing dishes or sorting recycling and get more money to buy his Legos, but he doesn't want to do that, because he thinks that he shouldn't have to. So what is Chris left to do? Well golly gee, he has a great idea, he'll ask other people to buy him Legos and all of the other toys that he wants! Luckily for Chris, there are plenty of people out there who will buy him Legos and everything else that he wants. He thinks that's just great! Why, between his monthly tugboat and his TRUE and HONEST fans on the internet, he will never have to work! He can just sit back and let the internet people get him everything he wants! Gee, it sure is a good thing that there is an unlimited amount of people to buy him toys for ever and ever for the rest of his life. Surely, when someone buys Chris something, it is helping him to learn responsibility, how to take care of himself, and how to work hard to achieve his goals. He is also very grateful and realizes how lucky he is that random people buy him everything he wants.
Miguel is 7 years old, and lives with his Mom and Dad. His Dad works as a parking attendant, and his Mom works at a grocery store. Both of their jobs are part time, and even though they would both like to get better jobs (or even just a second job for one of them), it's really tough for them to find work. Miguel likes Batman and Star Wars. He's only gotten to see the Batman and Star Wars movies that they have have on VHS at his local library, because his parents have no money to take him to see the new Star Wars. His cousin just found a used DVD player with no remote at the local Salvation Army for $10, and he's giving it to Miguel's family for Christmas, so that Miguel and the rest of the family can watch the DVDs that they will lend you at the library.
Miguel loves to build things, but his only toys to build stuff with are an old set of Lincoln Logs that were bought for his older brother and handed down to him. He has seen Legos before when kids in his class at school brought them in for show and tell, and he thought that they were really neat, but he knows that they cost a lot of money, money that his family needs to make sure they can all have something to eat and a place to live. Most of the time the family eats beans and rice, because that's all they can afford. Miguel knows not to ask for Legos for Christmas, or really, to ask for anything for Christmas. The few toys that he will get for Christmas are small things from the Dollar store. He uses his imagination and has fun with the cheap toys as best as he can (before they inevitably break), but he really wishes that he could have some Legos to play with of his very own.
This is Chris:
https://kiwifarms.net/attachments/fat-face-jpg.58420
Chris is a 33 year old fat autist who lives with his Mom. Neither Chris nor his Mom work, instead, they live off of money from the government. Chris doesn't have to pay any rent or utilities, and he gets $1300+ from the government every month. Good thing for Chris that the "monthly tugboat" sails right in on time, that way he can buy things like hormone gel and titty vibrators! Chris likes My Little Pony, Video Games, and Legos. In fact Chris loves all of these things so much that he has spent thousands and thousands of dollars (that he didn't earn) buying all of the video games he wants, and some of them he doesn't even play! He has also spent thousands of dollars on Legos, and he wants more, but goshdarnit, $1300+ a month doesn't buy enough Legos for him to play with!
Now Chris would go get a small job like washing dishes or sorting recycling and get more money to buy his Legos, but he doesn't want to do that, because he thinks that he shouldn't have to. So what is Chris left to do? Well golly gee, he has a great idea, he'll ask other people to buy him Legos and all of the other toys that he wants! Luckily for Chris, there are plenty of people out there who will buy him Legos and everything else that he wants. He thinks that's just great! Why, between his monthly tugboat and his TRUE and HONEST fans on the internet, he will never have to work! He can just sit back and let the internet people get him everything he wants! Gee, it sure is a good thing that there is an unlimited amount of people to buy him toys for ever and ever for the rest of his life. Surely, when someone buys Chris something, it is helping him to learn responsibility, how to take care of himself, and how to work hard to achieve his goals. He is also very grateful and realizes how lucky he is that random people buy him everything he wants.
MORAL: (for autists too dense to get it) Fuck Chris, go buy your local Miguel some goddamned Legos.
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