12/2/2015 Embargo Update

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butt in trouble said:
Chris looks and sounds like he had been crying before filming this video. He's getting more and more desperate to be unbanned. Maybe Barb was giving him shit about wasting Gas to drive two hours away to pick up his vidya.
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I guess no other place in Charlottesville has the vidya Chris wants and it's driving him nuts.
 
In Chris's mind, he needs to be unbanned from those places in time for the release of the factory made Sonichu amiibos, which are inevitable since he'll be the next downloadable character.
 
Someone in a Tree said:
In Chris's mind, he needs to be unbanned from those places in time for the release of the factory made Sonichu amiibos, which are inevitable since he'll be the next downloadable character.
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And his final smash will be a super spritz of pepper spray
 
EDIT: Disregard this, I suck cocks.

The post Chris made to the GameStop page has been removed.
 
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Serial Murderer said:
screaming chris is second best chris, right after smug chris. I long for another CHRIS!! CHANDLER!! type video to be made
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Meh, I kind of want to punch smug Chris, those videos where he thinks he has the upper hand on someone just piss me off. I like impotently raging Chris where he's throwing a hissy fit.
Or the videos where he's trying to sell Sonichu to comic companies, video game companies, etc.
Or sexy Chris where he's either trying to be sexy for a troll girlfriend or seduce hot chicks, which now since he thinks he's some sort of super sexy dickgirl that all lesbians and straight women want to bang I hope we'll see more of.
 
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Silver Octopus said:
I bet this yellow shirted employee was just some dude who got a part-time job at the gamestop to get some extra cash during the holidays - probably doesn't even work there anymore and would rather forget the whole macing incident. But now chris is demanding that he unbans him from a place this dude doesnt even work at or face the consequences of bad karma (AKA Curse-ye-hame-hame-ha).

Or y'know, that's just one theory.
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Nah, the guy was the Assistant Manager
 
JULAY said:
He'd find a way to get banned from there too.
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He may already be. Could have gone on various Sonic pages to rant about blarms. Or he wrote too many autastic reviews on products he ordered (or just didn't like the look of, or wanted but they cost too much, etc.).

Just think, somewhere out there on Amazon could be an unseen gold mine of Chris posts that we'll never find.
 
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