Interests 12/2 Alpha Trion/Young warrior "explained"

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In the related videos I found out some people are now actually doing this "challenge"
The absolute fucking madmen.
 
He shouted "Yoooooooooooooouuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuung" from 3:08 to 3:33. If only there was a profession that required him to obnoxiously shout for 25 consecutive seconds...
 
Milktheturtle said:
For those who didnt understand,you record yourself with a cardboard cutout or a figurine of Alpha Trion,yelling Young Warrior and after the yelling part you give a "sound advice".
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Only a man would have a lung capacity like that.
The Lawgiver said:
In the related videos I found out some people are now actually doing this "challenge"
The absolute fucking madmen.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOGCQMhdOt4
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Maybe he can teach Chris how to be a man, again!
I loved it!

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Take that, Haters! Chris's one billion fans will fund the mortage pay-off, Barb's golden walker, and Chris will have enough for all the toys and China surgeries monies can buy!
 
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You know what Chris Chan would've been doing instead as a 34 year old man? A lot! I'd say try running for the youngest president(at around 35) or being some talented artist, but NOPE!
 
Milktheturtle said:
He's still wearing the poney shirt? Looks like it's the only thing he wears(And probably didnt wash)recently.

And it's ear gratting every fucking times he yells "YOUUUUNG WARRIORS".
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Really? I thought it was a riot, mostly because of what it reminded me of....

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I regret everything.
 
Hollywood Hulk Hogan said:
I like how he insults Trump for not being young, while Trump is only 1 year older than Hillary
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IwegalBadnik said:
The age bit in politics has been played with (see Reagan vs Mondale), but when the gap is this small it's definitely meaningless.

...so of course Chris goes after it.
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I think it's much simpler than that. For whatever reason ( :autism: ), one year is a huge gap to Chris. So much so that he refuses to date a sweetheart even a day older than he is, or believes that going from age 50 to 51 immediately makes one undesirable. I'm guessing that it's because, in the case of a child, each year marks a significant change in growth & development. At year one, you start learning to stand. By year two, you're walking around. By year three, you can string sentences together. When you hit kindergarten, you're a "big kid." But once you start first grade, kindergarteners are "little babies." & so on. While the rest of us outgrew this mindset in our teens, Chris has never progressed from it.
 
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Portrait of the Autist as a Young Manbaby, or A Stroke of Geinus

 
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I googled "Alpha Trion Young Warrior" to try and get an understanding on where he came up with this challenge and found nothing. Is there some backstory on this or is it just a case of the :autism:?
 
Clintonberg said:
I googled "Alpha Trion Young Warrior" to try and get an understanding on where he came up with this challenge and found nothing. Is there some backstory on this or is it just a case of the :autism:?
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he clearly stated in both videos, but considering how often he screams YOOOOOUNG WARRIOR I can understand why some people wouldn't be able to stand the video for more than a few seconds.
he's stealing the joke from a semi-popular youtube action figure review channel.
he also doesn't seem to get the fact that the joke is that the old man screaming young warrior is giving completely useless "advice"
 
The Lawgiver said:
he also doesn't seem to get the fact that the joke is that the old man screaming young warrior is giving completely useless "advice"
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Chris advice:
"Drink Your Own Semen, Kids"
"Dress Like a 5-year-old girl with brain damage, kids"
"Shake Your Dollar Store Extensions To Look Like A Cute Girl, Kids!"
Pearls of wisdom from a lunatic that does not realize he has no discernable influence on society (except to be provoke laughs).
 
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Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris advice:
"Drink Your Own Semen, Kids"
"Dress Like a 5-year-old girl with brain damage, kids"
"Shake Your Dollar Store Extensions To Look Like A Cute Girl, Kids!"
Pearls of wisdom from a lunatic that does not realize he has no discernable influence on society (except to laugh).
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Young warrior, before continuing on your journey, heed my knowledge.
When the eternal mayor of a nonexistant city state shoves a holy artifact into his rectum, The pickled cucumbers shall soon give way to flightless birds.
 
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I still don't get what the end result of this Challenge is suppose to be...

Some challenges raise money/awareness for a disease. Some are funny or clever or interesting.

This is none of those things.


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Also, gotta love the "Trump, get out of office, you aren't young.....huh that's a funny joke"
Hilary 69. Trump 70. Neither one of them is young.
 
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