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Galvatron said:
My god...

I just don't understand how someone can live like this. At 34 years old, in a room where he is practically BURIED in a heap of toys. And he is playing with toys for all the internet to see. Look, I totally understand the concept of narcissism, but how, with even the most BASIC grasp of logic, do you not look at yourself and go, " Oh my god, I am the most pathetic person I know"

Because most people who are narcissists have things to brag about. Sometimes, they have many accomplishments, sometimes only a few, that they harp on about forever.

Chris used to do that about his "honor roll" and how "well he was doing despite his autism" (neither of which are true)

But he doesn't even do that anymore. Now he just throws himself pity parties, when he's not busy playing with his toys.

Basically I want to know why he hasn't been crushed by manic depression.
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The biggest thing might be he just doesn't know any better.
 
Pickle Inspector said:
The biggest thing might be he just doesn't know any better.
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The seddest thing might be that living with abusive parents, being covered in filth and eating unhealthy things while he's left to waddle and fuckup things on his own is Chris' idea of a NORMAL life.
 
BurningPewter said:
The fan has expanded his challenge.

https://youtube.com/watch?v=JBEuO26ydvU
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Chris has a terrible time with faces, so he will not watch this. That guy wearing the hoodie probably scares Chris and makes him think that death is trying to communicate with him.
Thanks for officially turning this into the Alpha Tryhard sub-saga, whoever you are.
 
Galvatron said:
My god...

I just don't understand how someone can live like this. At 34 years old, in a room where he is practically BURIED in a heap of toys. And he is playing with toys for all the internet to see. Look, I totally understand the concept of narcissism, but how, with even the most BASIC grasp of logic, do you not look at yourself and go, " Oh my god, I am the most pathetic person I know"

Because most people who are narcissists have things to brag about. Sometimes, they have many accomplishments, sometimes only a few, that they harp on about forever.

Chris used to do that about his "honor roll" and how "well he was doing despite his autism" (neither of which are true)

But he doesn't even do that anymore. Now he just throws himself pity parties, when he's not busy playing with his toys.

Basically I want to know why he hasn't been crushed by manic depression.
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I totally get what you're saying. I've felt the same way before. But you've got to understand that Chris is honestly a 34 year old child. He has below normal intelligence, the mentality of a 7 or 8 year old, Autism of course, and he's lived the definition of a sheltered life. He's essentially been locked up with two elderly shut-ins for his whole life.

He hasn't lived anything close to a normal, structured life since he was in community college. He has no idea what being an adult is aside from "they have sex". It's pathetic and sad to see a grown-ass man dressed up like a preteen girl and playing with toys meant for little boys, but for Chris it's totally normal and reasonable. And because of his childish mentality, his low intelligence, his Autism, and his overall naive worldview, he will never see anything wrong with it. He's probably incapable of seeing anything wrong with the way he lives and acts. Especially with pretty much everyone in his life coddling him and reinforcing his childish actions, way of life, world view, mentality, etc.
 
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Galvatron said:
At 34 years old
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Chris is technically 3 months away from being 35, my friend, so it makes it that much more pathetic.

Galvatron said:
But he doesn't even do that anymore. Now he just throws himself pity parties, when he's not busy playing with his toys.

Basically I want to know why he hasn't been crushed by manic depression.
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Simple Answer: :autism:
Autism plus the girldick identity of failure probably keep him going. Chris gets to retreat into a make believe land when he's alone, but Marvin also says that Chris has "friends" if that's what you can call them. Meaning, that although they might hang out with him here and there, he would not know the difference if they were being kind or just virtue signaling, so he can make up whatever fantasy in his head he has about how he's superior to them and everyone else.
Chris' life is probably similar to this, just with McDonald's, Vidya, and dancing around the mirror naked with his outie tucked into an innie.
 
Galvatron said:
I just don't understand how someone can live like this. At 34 years old, in a room where he is practically BURIED in a heap of toys. And he is playing with toys for all the internet to see. Look, I totally understand the concept of narcissism, but how, with even the most BASIC grasp of logic, do you not look at yourself and go, " Oh my god, I am the most pathetic person I know"
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I wonder if Chris is aware, deep down, that things are about to get really bad, and this is the last shot where he'll be free of adulting.

He has to know Barb's getting up there, and soon she'll be gone. He might know exactly what will happen but he's probably aware of it.

Who am I kidding, he's all done adulting.
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
Not really. Every such exertion is six months off his lifespan.
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If only that were true. However, every month that he spends sitting on his ass in front of the idiot box or playing video games, eating nothing but McDonald's and Hungry Man dinners (and the occasional turkey ham for "special occasions"), drinking nothing but sodas or sugary sweet tea, never getting any physical activity or vegetables probably IS taking several months off his lifespan. Not to mention all that junk food and sugary drinks are clogging up his arteries and will probably lead to diabetes. Though, I suppose having appendages and limbs cut off from complications from diabetes is a form of weight loss...kinda.
 
The Lawgiver said:
In the related videos I found out some people are now actually doing this "challenge"
The absolute fucking madmen.
https://youtube.com/watch?v=xOGCQMhdOt4
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Congrats to this guy. Chris is now the second most autistic man on the Internet.

And doing a Hunter S. Thompson gimmick sound like some shit that a ween would try to do to be edgy.
 
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