LGBT 12/22/16 chris spurts in his sleep

[CatParty]

 

[Cuck Norris]

MASTURBATIN AND SQUIRTIN

 

[ES 148]

Or 'Sparse Sleep Spurts' is Lovely Weather's new name. Or nickname, who knows.

 

[Ntwadumela]

Chris must have the most boring everyday life of anybody.

 

[LD 3187]

I bet he scoops and freezes the cummies that escape while he sleeps.

 

[GV 998]

So...why does he know he's going to have a long night? Because he doesn't do anything of value. He just plays video games. So...you know, if you get tired, turn off the fucking video game and go to bed

 

[Boundless Emotion]

Chris if you don't sleep 15 hours every day then you won't have these "sleep spurts" at night you lazy fuck.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

Welcome to our newest member, Sparse Sleep Spurts.

 

[Robotic Richard Simmons]

I should know better than to eat breakfast and read news about Chris.

 

[Suicidal Emo Panda]

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Just another post to ask for attention and asspats. Chris is getting boring with these kind of posts.

"Look I [insert message/event], feel sorry for me and asspat me explicitly. Now give me 5 bucks.... no haggle."

 

[Apocalypso]

GO NAP TO THE EXTREME!

 

[Deviljho]

I bet he scoops and freezes the cummies that escape while he sleeps.

I think the spurts come out the other end... ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

 

[Kecleon]

This mace-armed slob is sleeping in spurts / If he sprays ya, it's gonna hurt

 

[Sho'nuff]

How much money would you need to be paid to be Chris' little spoon for a night?

 

[Deviljho]

How much money would you need to be paid to be Chris' little spoon for a night?

However much it'd take for Chris to buy his Legos

 

[meatslab]

How much money would you need to be paid to be Chris' little spoon for a night?

Little spoon would be better because at least he won't shit on you.

 

[Frozen Fishsticks]

Does Chris Dream of Autistic Sheep?

 

[Cardboard]

Do you think Chris snores through his tainthole?

 

[lurkf9217]

Chris has been using a lot of sound effects lately which is good because it makes the ongoing manga series of his life easier to make.

 

[Curt Sibling]

Crash/Wank into slumber!