LGBT 12/22/16 chris spurts in his sleep

[FatFuckingClown]

Do you think Chris snores through his tainthole?

It's probably a faint, sputtering little whistle.

 

[UncleLarry]

Vanilla and chocolate while he sleeps.

He spurts when he dreams about his mother

 

[Bassomatic]

This is pretty impressive, you have to ask why did he feel the need to share this, I mean you know why... but you still just have to ask.

Blowing a nut in your sleep, so lady like.

 

[Ninja_Warrior]

I read this as "Chris sharts in his sleep", and I was like "Meh, typical day for Chris"

 

[Spudnik]

Ugh

 

[ON 190]

How much money would you need to be paid to be Chris' little spoon for a night?

Barb already has that covered.

 

[Permab&]

Maybe he meant that he sleeps in bursts? Fall asleep for an hour, wake up, go back to bed, repeat. This could mean he'll be awake longer than asleep?
[optimistic]

 

[0xDEADBEEF]

Chris shitting the bed? I foresee an adult diaper saga on the horizon.

I'm sure Barb has some he can borrow.

 

[thismanlies]

His long road to madness takes yet another downward turn.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Chris must have the most boring everyday life of anybody.

Chris's life makes me think of some snooty elf king from tolkein's appendices. We see mostly just glamorous textwalls about his glorious battle against dark lords (troll sagas), but when you read between the lines you realize that was just like one day and he spends the next 600 years chopping magic firewood in the forest until an elk in rut kills him or something.

So yeah, Chris's life is painfully devoid of significant events.

 

[General_Butt_Naked]

This mace-armed slob is sleeping in spurts / If he sprays ya, it's gonna hurt

C-W-C, Chris Chan, he's the leader of the hedgehog boys, the farms know him well.

 

[Henry Wyatt]

is spurt the sound effect when pus comes from his wound? or when he is making orange soda

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Of course, why wouldn't Chris think that use of alliteration would result in anything pleasant?

 

[Marvin]

I'm going to go ahead and assume this thread is going to be 7+ pages of jizz jokes (with the occasional oozing taint joke thrown in for variety), so...