How does Ralph do it? He manages to keep finding new ways to fuck himself over and over in the most bizarre ways.
So while he is using his mother's current condition for pity with his audience, he is busy at home finding an escort who reminds him of May?
It's incredible how he manages to choose an escort with both an apparent substance abuse issue and at the same time, one who is extremely picky about cleanliness and personal grooming. This while she honestly looks like shit (to be fair, he does seem to have a definite "type") and he probably could have picked a ton of others.
This is going to be amazing. The best part of it is that she will probably be down to talk about her "experience" with Ralph with anyone willing to offer a few bucks for a phone call, maybe not even that, maybe she will tell it for free to anyone who will give her some online exposure.
Ralph sure knows how to pick them!