Of course they're both going to be drunk. I really do wonder which way would be more awkward if they fuck before or after the show. Let's be honest that there's no way ralph can fuck after "work" though. It's the most taxing and exhaustive thing he does all day. He'll have to get it in before, which I'm sure will be disappointing for bolth of them. The tension either way will be way up and i doubt either party will be guntlemenly about it.
I was thinking I hope they do it before so we can see Ralph so proud and happy contrasted vs. her disappointment and trying to keep her comments to herself. lmao
Objectively boring and awkward, but still fun viewing for the cringe factor. It'll be very uncomfortable with a lot of forced laughs and dead air as the Ralphamale shrinks back into a nervous Jcaesar187, with the aid of his wingman Makers Mark of course. How much he'll struggle through it depends on whether he's gunting her before or after. Some wignat will call in to yell at her.
Well, the most taxing and exhaustive thing he also does is make trips to buy groceries/the liquor store. Waddling up steps with knee high socks and sandals when it's not even hot outside can really take it out of the ralphamale.
What if Ralph wants her to.. ugh.. be his mommy?
Now that I think about it...Ralph could use a tutor on how to brush his teeth to clean away the smell of old tampons. Instead of spending the $600 at the dentist he just hired a hooker to help him out. I see what you did there Ralph.
That's what I was trying to get at but unfortunately posted the worst thing I was thinking of. Like a bang maid, but... just gross.
His followers would probably think he’s a messiah if he actually had a bang maid lol
That's how I envision Ralph and Gator finally breaking up.
Why not? In order to make money, ralph has to have an audience which means that he needs to have guests. Why is not paying for guests/cohosts a legitimate business expense?
ralph seeing soooo hard im starting to think we might actually have to find out whether its a he or a she
Would be a shame if the callers were so repulsive to her that she was too pissed off to make immorality afterwards.
