[14-Apr-2019] Sunday Podcast - Scammer explains ALL to idiots

[Kermit the Frog]

I do think Kat will be there. Phil will not want to miss this opportunity to show off his trophy wife, especially in light of all the pissbaby tweets he's sent out during his honeymoon. Gotta show those jealous detractors that he's a real, mature adult in a real, mature adult marriage.

 

[DiabeticSP]

I do think Kat will be there. Phil will not want to miss this opportunity to show off his trophy wife, especially in light of all the pissbaby tweets he's sent out during his honeymoon. Gotta show those jealous detractors that he's a real, mature adult in a real, mature adult marriage.

I can't wait until she recoils in horror when he touches her and generally looks uncomfortable at being in the same room.


I wonder if we'll see downstairs soon.

 

[bearsintrees]

"The zoo was nice. I liked the...animals."

"I think it was...really, uh...HILARIOUS, that uh, the trolls were tweeting about me and...Phil. So stupid." eye roll

There ya go, Kat, I wrote your entire script for if you come on the podcast. I ain't buying you another stress ball though.

 

[Synth]

Could go either way, tbh.

On one hand, Khet being there would be great bait for troll tips and cheers, but she'd just roll her eyes and stare at the DSP-colored wall for two hours until the first break where Dave begs her to come back because PlanetJeff and SuperBlindMan are fighting to burn cash the fastest. It'd be as boring as the other streams she's been in, but Dave would be even more aggressive with his awkward shoulder rubbing than he was before they got hitched.

But on the other hoof, she does seem a bit too sensitive to that kind of thing, and with our lord and savior going on about having to protect his family with the scam, he's got the perfect excuse to not parade her around like a prize-winning thoroughbred. This route could even elicit the same cuck-bux influx from his most devout donos:

"Guys, the truth of the matter is that Khet would love to be on stream for you guys, you know, to talk and interact and the like, but the trolls would just make fun of her like the imbuhsiles they are, yaknowwhatimean? snort So honestly, I'm being honest with you here, you can blame the trolls, and there's not as many in here today as I expected. It's probably because of the illegal restream going on. Peepuhl are telling me that there's one going on, because you know I don't pay attention to that stuff.

"Well, there's one troll... lean in cancelled into epic squint What the fuck? My chat's all bugged out. I left my computer on for the week I was gone and I told it to not update, but it looks like it did it while I was away and now-- ding --goddamnit, now there's an OBS error! Ack Ack Ack! This laptop's getting old, I tell ya. I'm gonna have to get a new one pretty soon, and a new keyboard, too, with all the fixins, so I can improve the stream quality and interactions with you guys even MORE, ya know? But I digress. So, yeah, uh, you can blame the trolls!"

At this point, everything's up in the air. Joe Splamoney might show up for all we know. This season's writing is unpredictable. Maybe Khet's ring finger will show up for a second or two.

On a side note, how's he gonna refer to her now? 'Muh gorl, Khet' ? is now 'Muh whife, Khet'? Whatever

 

[bearsintrees]

Gif from the Ct thread.

This was afaik the longest continuous time that Kat has talked on stream. Phil looks dead into the camera 7 times, looks at Kat almost accidentally ONCE, and looks at the stress ball that she's annihilating another 7 times. I hope she shows up again so he can top those sad, sad numbers.

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

Gif from the Ct thread.

This was afaik the longest continuous time that Kat has talked on stream. Phil looks dead into the camera 7 times, looks at Kat almost accidentally ONCE, and looks at the stress ball that she's annihilating another 7 times. I hope she shows up again so he can top those sad, sad numbers.

Another odd one that was very peculiar from the same stream. Never seen such mannerisms like this until that stream.

 

[bearsintrees]

Another odd one that was very peculiar from the same stream. Never seen such mannerisms like this until that stream.

Ugh, I hadn't even realized that was the same stream as the robotic mega sip. It's like an overcompensation of acting normal like he's high on xanax.

 

[boxybum]

Yeah, we can't all forget how that first reveal video went. That shit was awkward as hell and they showed zero chemistry together. I want to know how they go from talking on Twitter to moving across country. To getting married all over the course of a year.

Are you telling me that those interactions on camera were two people in love? Bullshit. Something is strange about everything. The dude isn't even smiling in that photo. He can't even say something he loves about her when the people throw quarters at him. She always looks bored and disinterested when on camera. Also let's not forget hair tricks. Kat strikes me as a player type of girl with no education just looking for someone to latch on to.

 

[JamFlowMan]

I can't wait until she recoils in horror when he touches her and generally looks uncomfortable at being in the same room.


I wonder if we'll see downstairs soon.

Who wouldn't recoil knowing Phil is about to give you the creepy shoulder claw.

Gif from the Ct thread.

This was afaik the longest continuous time that Kat has talked on stream. Phil looks dead into the camera 7 times, looks at Kat almost accidentally ONCE, and looks at the stress ball that she's annihilating another 7 times. I hope she shows up again so he can top those sad, sad numbers.

This is one of if not my favorite Phil gif. He really looks like an alien trying to mimic human interaction. The awkward nodding and constant blinking, it's amazing.

 

[FailedAttempt]

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Another odd one that was very peculiar from the same stream. Never seen such mannerisms like this until that stream.

The way he holds that mug offends me deeply.

 

[Preferred Penne]

You an just imagine him thinking "I hope this bitch shuts up soon and will let MEE (REE) talk again. I haven't talked in eight whole seconds."

 

[BrandNewDetractor]

I don't think she will be present during the podcast, and it wouldn't make much difference if she was. On stream she is the most bland and boring person and she's clearly not cut out to entertain people. So we're not missing out on much, except for the hilariously awkward and uncomfortable chemistry between her and Phil. On screen it's easy to see if two people are happily in love, and I don't think those two are sending out those signals.

 

[TyrasGuard]

I don't think she will be present during the podcast, and it wouldn't make much difference if she was. On stream she is the most bland and boring person and she's clearly not cut out to entertain people. So we're not missing out on much, except for the hilariously awkward and uncomfortable chemistry between her and Phil. On screen it's easy to see if two people are happily in love, and I don't think those two are sending out those signals.

Has Phil ever looked like he loved someone other than himself?

 

[bearsintrees]

Has Phil ever looked like he loved someone other than himself?

 

[TyrasGuard]

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I feel like i'm watching a picture from a different timeline.

 

[ReentryPhantom]

I don't think she will be present during the podcast, and it wouldn't make much difference if she was. On stream she is the most bland and boring person and she's clearly not cut out to entertain people. So we're not missing out on much, except for the hilariously awkward and uncomfortable chemistry between her and Phil. On screen it's easy to see if two people are happily in love, and I don't think those two are sending out those signals.

Have you seen her gameplay vids on YouTube? She's like a completely different person

 

[DarkScrubPhil]

So, I'm thinking through the timeline up to Phil's marriage to Kat.

April 2017 - Leanna leaves Phil

June 2017 - Phil and Kat start talking

November 2017 - Phil reveals he owes back taxes for Washington

December 2017 - Phil has a successful fundraiser for his back taxes

Also December 2017 - Phil talks about Kat for the first time

February 2018 - Phil flies Kat to Washington and she moves in

March 2018 - Phil claims that he's done with his taxes and they're paid off

April 2018 - Kat shows up on stream for the first time

October 2018 - Halloween special and Kat runs off stream. I believe this is when Phil wanted to make a marriage proposal to Kat, but she didn't want to go through with it. He blames Tevin and detractors for the failure of his stream. He likely proposed to Kat off stream between then and Thanksgiving 2018

November 2018 - Thanksgiving stream. Reveals that his parents are in "poor health" and "I don't know how much longer they have left to live". He later walks this back to make things less dire, eventually saying that they want to meet Kat while they're in good health. In this same stream, he reveals that he paid the taxes from 2017 through credit cards. He also reveals that he owes 16,000 dollars for taxes (later revised up to 17,000).

December 2018 - Emerald 7 gives Phil 12,000 dollars through Tier 3 subs. He has a couple of unsuccessful fund raising streams during this month.

February 2019 - Receives the Emerald 7 money. Claims he's nowhere near what he needs to raise.

March - April 2019 - Has a couple of moderately successful fund raising streams, raising about 3,000 dollars before leaving to Connecticut.

April 2019 - Reveals his marriage to Kat.

Going through the timeline, there does seem to be a pattern of fraud. He claims that he needs money, he gets at least some of the money, and then uses it for something other than what he needed it for, which is usually taxes. In 2018, he used the money to move Kat in. In 2019, he used it to marry Kat.

I fully expect Phil to explain why the deception's necessary (detractors crashing the wedding), and that his parents paid for everything. He's going to tell a story on what he thinks is the problem, and he'll expect people to believe him without any evidence (corroborating or otherwise). Rather than address the difficult questions, he's already calling people who call him out as idiots.

At the risk of sounding optimistic, I think this might be the beginning of the end for him. People who were long time supporters of him are feeling defrauded and betrayed. If the platforms don't ban him outright, his already tepid support is going to fall to next to nothing. Given Phil's reliance on unstable income is finally going to bite him, and his monthly income is going to drop rather greatly. His fans do not appreciate being lied to.

The funny thing is that his deception was completely unnecessary. He didn't need to bring up his ailing parents at all. He could have just said nothing other than, "I'm going back to Connecticut to visit family," and that'd be the end of it. The timing was also pretty bad. If he had waited till May, this wouldn't be an issue. But now, things are looking really bad for him right now, and I think the story he'll tell on Sunday will make things worse.

 

[Grotesque]

Looking back through streams, it's pretty clear in mid-late February that Phil's desperation for "tax" money decreased. Maybe it was just the Emerald 7 shekels, but something changed around this time. This is also the time he fully backed away from "muh parents are dying, gotta see them soon dood".

I'm also confident he proposed to Kat in November. So, this worthless cunt has been in on all this for months, and probably even convincing Phil to back off on some of the hyperbole. All this for a super shitty wedding with a pigroach... she must be really REALLY afraid of living alone and eventual homelessness.

 

[BSV]

So, I'm thinking through the timeline up to Phil's marriage to Kat.

April 2017 - Leanna leaves Phil

June 2017 - Phil and Kat start talking

November 2017 - Phil reveals he owes back taxes for Washington

December 2017 - Phil has a successful fundraiser for his back taxes

Also December 2017 - Phil talks about Kat for the first time

February 2018 - Phil flies Kat to Washington and she moves in

March 2018 - Phil claims that he's done with his taxes and they're paid off

April 2018 - Kat shows up on stream for the first time

October 2018 - Halloween special and Kat runs off stream. I believe this is when Phil wanted to make a marriage proposal to Kat, but she didn't want to go through with it. He blames Tevin and detractors for the failure of his stream. He likely proposed to Kat off stream between then and Thanksgiving 2018

November 2018 - Thanksgiving stream. Reveals that his parents are in "poor health" and "I don't know how much longer they have left to live". He later walks this back to make things less dire, eventually saying that they want to meet Kat while they're in good health. In this same stream, he reveals that he paid the taxes from 2017 through credit cards. He also reveals that he owes 16,000 dollars for taxes (later revised up to 17,000).

December 2018 - Emerald 7 gives Phil 12,000 dollars through Tier 3 subs. He has a couple of unsuccessful fund raising streams during this month.

February 2019 - Receives the Emerald 7 money. Claims he's nowhere near what he needs to raise.

March - April 2019 - Has a couple of moderately successful fund raising streams, raising about 3,000 dollars before leaving to Connecticut.

April 2019 - Reveals his marriage to Kat.

Going through the timeline, there does seem to be a pattern of fraud. He claims that he needs money, he gets at least some of the money, and then uses it for something other than what he needed it for, which is usually taxes. In 2018, he used the money to move Kat in. In 2019, he used it to marry Kat.

I fully expect Phil to explain why the deception's necessary (detractors crashing the wedding), and that his parents paid for everything. He's going to tell a story on what he thinks is the problem, and he'll expect people to believe him without any evidence (corroborating or otherwise). Rather than address the difficult questions, he's already calling people who call him out as idiots.

At the risk of sounding optimistic, I think this might be the beginning of the end for him. People who were long time supporters of him are feeling defrauded and betrayed. If the platforms don't ban him outright, his already tepid support is going to fall to next to nothing. Given Phil's reliance on unstable income is finally going to bite him, and his monthly income is going to drop rather greatly. His fans do not appreciate being lied to.

The funny thing is that his deception was completely unnecessary. He didn't need to bring up his ailing parents at all. He could have just said nothing other than, "I'm going back to Connecticut to visit family," and that'd be the end of it. The timing was also pretty bad. If he had waited till May, this wouldn't be an issue. But now, things are looking really bad for him right now, and I think the story he'll tell on Sunday will make things worse.

I have always been saying phil is well off. He is smart enough to know how to use negativity in his favor.
"look at me guys I am such an asshole and forgot to pay my taxes, I am such a bum and really bad with money. Never mind my new car, two properties, girlfriend moving in and me getting married. I need that money I really do. 100k is not enough for me Because I will need to pay taxes. And you know more money earned = more tax. And stupid old me lost them. Haven't had a problem the last 8 years, but more money = more problems. You know I am so stupid that a 4000$ state back tax turns in to 18 erm no 19 or was it 20 or maybe even more thousands of dollars in federal taxes. " - Actually what phil have been saying.
Some supporters belive it because they are stupid, and some detractors belive it because phil is saying he is stupid. And phil laughs all the way to the bank because he gets all the sympathy dollars because people are mean to him about the tax situation.

After the stuff where he exaggerated his so called business taxes I could never take anything of what he said seriously. Even with his income that is fairly respectable it was calculated to be something like 1000 dollars a year. Somehow that made him not be able to pay his regular taxes, you have to be insane to belive that.

 

[Grotesque]

I've never believed the tax stuff for a second. Phil may waste some money stupidly, but he hasn't come close to wasting most of the 300k+ "earnings" from his peak, no matter how much debt he has. Phil's time will come when living in a "small kahndoh" will be the least of his worries, but that's a few years away.