14BLC on 6/8/13

[GFYS]

Oh, no, I really doubt Ed would care about that sort of stuff. Ed, I think, primarily cares about Chris being an ass during services.

If Rev. Winkler is aware of some of Chris' less savory behavior, he might even see him as a liability. Without context from the CWCki or Christorians, all the tomgirl pictures and crazy videos make Chris seem much more batshit insane. I bet any time he talks about trolls, it sounds nuts to someone who isn't familiar with internet lingo. The last thing their congregation needs is a lunatic (in their minds) Chris committing another felony, in full drag, and dropping the Wesley Memorial name all over the news. They're on record for bailing him out, once already, so there could be fear they'd be seen as complicit in whatever he does next.

At 00:20, I don't see a sign, rather a large black top-loading mailbox with some kind of decals on the front. A second later, you can see the red flag down on the right side. The smaller plastic box, on the left, is the rural newspaper drop box - perhaps for the Greene County Record or a coupon club.

I don't think it's by accident that we see some new trees along their neighbor's driveway. Poor bastards must hate living next to that eyesore.

 

[Marvin]

Oh, no, I really doubt Ed would care about that sort of stuff. Ed, I think, primarily cares about Chris being an ass during services.

If Rev. Winkler is aware of some of Chris' less savory behavior, he might even see him as a liability. Without context from the CWCki or Christorians, all the tomgirl pictures and crazy videos make Chris seem much more batshit insane. I bet any time he talks about trolls, it sounds nuts to someone who isn't familiar with internet lingo. The last thing their congregation needs is a lunatic (in their minds) Chris committing another felony, in full drag, and dropping the Wesley Memorial name all over the news. They're on record for bailing him out, once already, so there could be fear they'd be seen as complicit in whatever he does next.

That's really a stretch. Chris doesn't talk about wesley memorial by name anywhere. He's talked about it, what, in an email or chat once? Maybe a video a few years back, tops. They aren't on record for bailing him out. That was something Rocky did on her own. It's pretty iffy to connect Rocky bailing Chris out to her official church position, based on Chris' email about the situation.

 

[Pikimon]

That yard has saplings growing in between honeysuckle vines, that means that the yard hasn't been mowed in 2-3 years.

 

[fridgesrants]

I love how they keep having to get new cars because all of their cars keep on braking down. If Chris and Barb were smart they would sell the BMW and the rest of cars they own and get a used Civic or Corolla that would be cheap and reliable. That Dodge minivan is a huge POS and I bet gets shit gas mileage and will be unreliable.

 

[registereduser]

I live in a really white trash area, so I know of a few yards that look eerily similar to this.

 

[Male]

That yard has saplings growing in between honeysuckle vines, that means that the yard hasn't been mowed in 2-3 years.

I blame the sun, I mean who would want to go out and mow something that's gonna end up growing again in the really hot sun?

 

[Hyperion]

I wonder if theres anything other than mold growing in the hoard? Maybe theres an oak sapling growing in the remains of some forgotten pile of ?

 

[Stratochu]

I love how they keep having to get new cars because all of their cars keep on braking down. If Chris and Barb were smart they would sell the BMW and the rest of cars they own and get a used Civic or Corolla that would be cheap and reliable. That Dodge minivan is a huge POS and I bet gets shit gas mileage and will be unreliable.

IcyHotWings *might* be buying the BMW from Barb or trading a 1984 Ford pickup truck for it (F-series, not Courier or Ranger). Those are reliable and fairly well-made and may last Chris-chan the rest of his life.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

I blame the sun, I mean who would want to go out and mow something that's gonna end up growing again in the really hot sun?

I blame the son. Do you know how easy it would be to take care of the trash and the lawn? One day of grounds-keeping would make that place look like the rest of the houses there. 10-12 hours of labor that Tommy O'Girlington will never attempt.

 

[Holdek]

It's hard to tell there's even a house there.

That couldn't be a "haters to the left" sign, could it?

 

[SPARKLETWAT]

^ It almost looks like it had something written on it that got ripped off. Wish a field agent could go closer to see.

Christard's whole yard looks like every redneck in America threw trash in it.

 

[Spatchmo]

Here.

I think the "sign" is actually their mailbox, and what people are thinking is the mailbox is actually where their newspaper gets delivered.

 

[Count groudon]

I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.

Didnt he mention that he was gonna post a sign in his yard asking for a girlfriend or something?

 

[NobleGreyHorse]

Is that a very poorly executed "haters to the left... right... wherever" arrow in duct tape on the right side of the sign?

 

[Marvin]

I wish we could get a better look at the sign in front of the house, next to the mailbox. Is it a homemade no trespassing sign maybe? There's something in the upper right hand corner of it that looks a bit like Sonichu to me.

Didnt he mention that he was gonna post a sign in his yard asking for a girlfriend or something?

He said something like that, but I doubt he actually went through it. Too much effort to assemble it, plus Barb would bitch at him. Well, and we'd have a field agent swipe it.

 

[Tubular Monkey]

Didnt he mention that he was gonna post a sign in his yard asking for a girlfriend or something?

That still won't counter the literally hundreds of signs posted around Charlottesville and Ruckersville that proudly announce that Chris has found a sweetheart and that Pretty Girls should not bother asking him out or make Good eye contact with him. Those have been extremely successful.

 

[Zim]

Well, obviously, the refridgerator is there in case a nuclear bomb goes off so that Barb and Chris can still spoon together wilst surviving the blast Indiana Jones style.

Didn't he say in an email a long time ago that they had moved some stuff out because of some sort of infestation? I don't remember.

 

[QI 541]

Well, obviously, the refridgerator is there in case a nuclear bomb goes off so that Barb and Chris can still spoon together wilst surviving the blast Indiana Jones style.

That would require Chris to be able to fit inside the refrigerator.

 

[Zim]

Well, obviously, the refridgerator is there in case a nuclear bomb goes off so that Barb and Chris can still spoon together wilst surviving the blast Indiana Jones style.

That would require Chris to be able to fit inside the refrigerator.

Touche'!

 

[introman]

A funny part of this was bob was shitting his pants on the house getting condemned in 2009. It's 2013 and the house looks like it has been abandoned for a decade. I wouldn't be surprised if the house is swarming with insects. I hope to see in the future Chris's written correspondences bitching about the insects to see the extent of it. I know with all my heart he would bitch to his gal pal/friend/random person about all of those insect bites.