150 Days.

[DoshesToDoshes]

150 days since Phil last threatened to commit suicide.

I suppose this deserves no further elaboration.

It begs the question though, do we celebrate?

 

[APerson]

150 days since Phil last threatened to commit suicide.

I suppose this deserves no further elaboration.

It begs the question though, do we celebrate?

Clearly, he's becoming happy. We have to crush that. Kiwi squad Alpha, Firing Octopus Gain 200.

 

[Sanshain]

Send another squad. The unclean must be purged.

 

[Francis York Morgan]

I already paid off the "doctor" he's seeing for his surgery. They agreed to cut his throat the moment he goes under.

 

[Randy Lahey]

I already paid off the "doctor" he's seeing for his surgery. They agreed to cut his throat the moment he goes under.

I will be disguised as a trash can to eliminate the doctor after it's done. No loose ends.

 

[XH 502]

Does Phil even have anyone left in his life to suicide bait?

 

[Handsome Pete]

Aim above the waist. The balls must remain attached and unharmed at all costs.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Does Phil even have anyone left in his life to suicide bait?

I think the question is does anyone even care about the suicide bait?

 

[Psycho]

Does Phil even have anyone left in his life to suicide bait?

Internet asspatters. That's all he's had for a while now. Anyone who knows him irl realizes how fucked up he is.

 

[VLAD]

Remember to dip your bullets in ginger tea before you lock and load. We have to make sure the beast stays down.

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

Him taking this long for a suicide tweet was fun at first. But now it's getting me worried.

 

[Chan the Wizard]

Is it suicide if he kills himself from a massive infection from a back alley ball removal?

 

[Splendid]

I will be disguised as a trash can to eliminate the doctor after it's done. No loose ends.

Sorry, I'll have to eliminate you afterwards. Everyone who witnessed the deed must die.

 

[Morbid Boredom]

ADF is trapped in his lifestyle now. He refuses to improve, and possibly can't improve. He can only entertain us.

If he persists, we can laugh at him.
If he threatens suicide, we can laugh at him -and reset the clock.
If he actually commits suicide, we won't laugh (well, maybe a little bit, we're kinda mean) and he'll have finally freed himself from the cycle of bullshit, which, honestly, might be the best case scenario.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I think the question is does anyone even care about the suicide bait?

Himself.

His pattern of posting shit on FB only to make it all vanish right afterward by logging off, since he's deactivated his FP or something (I don't remember the specifics), means the only audience his stuff is ever meant to reach is himself. By putting up a post in the first place means he's claimed victory just by it being online, a semblance of something where he can say shit to the world and it stays there outside of things like FP policy and law, and that nobody else can do anything about it seals the deal. The fact it always goes away almost immediately afterward so nobody else sees it is of no concern to Phil.

It's his retarded way of fighting the system, crossing the line only to immediately jump back as to not be punished for having done something he knows he shouldn't do. It might even be the only thing keeping his idiotic delusions of being trans-ethnic alive at this point, since he obviously has no other outlet for him to play pretend latina on otherwise.

 

[Psycho]

ADF is trapped in his lifestyle now. He refuses to improve, and possibly can't improve. He can only entertain us.

If he persists, we can laugh at him.
If he threatens suicide, we can laugh at him -and reset the clock.
If he actually commits suicide, we won't laugh (well, maybe a little bit, we're kinda mean) and he'll have finally freed himself from the cycle of bullshit, which, honestly, might be the best case scenario.

For him? Nah. I think the best case scenario for him (one that's realistically going to happen, anyway) is for him to be arrested and put into some kind of court ordered treatment program/assisted living situation. He obviously won't go into any of them on his own, but if a judge forces him to, maybe he'll get the help he needs to salvage his life.

 

[AnOminous]

It's his retarded way of fighting the system, crossing the line only to immediately jump back as to not be punished for having done something he knows he shouldn't do. It might even be the only thing keeping his idiotic delusions of being tranny-ethnic alive at this point, since he obviously has no other outlet for him to play pretend latina on otherwise.

It's like revolting against the government by yelling whispering "Down with the government!" into a paper bag while hiding in a closet.

 

[A Skeleton]

let's get some local CIS agents to inject collagen into his balls when he sleeps. each day he'll wake up with his balls slightly bigger and they'll just keep growing until he either becomes immobile from their girth or offs himself for real

 

[Twrx]

How long until he reads this and makes a suicide bait.

 

[Bad Dog]

I already paid off the "doctor" he's seeing for his surgery. They agreed to cut his throat the moment he goes under.

Make an arrangement with the doc to attach another penis while Phil is under.