150 Days.

[Asandy31]

ADF is trapped in his lifestyle now. He refuses to improve, and possibly can't improve. He can only entertain us.

If he persists, we can laugh at him.
If he threatens suicide, we can laugh at him -and reset the clock.
If he actually commits suicide, we won't laugh (well, maybe a little bit, we're kinda mean) and he'll have finally freed himself from the cycle of bullshit, which, honestly, might be the best case scenario.

I doubt Phil is suicidal, just an attention seeker with a disgusting need to cling to everyone and everything.

 

[Rabbit Bones]

Phil thinks too highly of himself to ever kill himself. He makes suicide claims because he knows it will get him attention and a free place and meals for a few days. He'd never actually harmed himself out of a few superficial scratches.

 

[Psycho]

Make an arrangement with the doc to attach another penis while Phil is under.

Already done. I also hired Sonju to tattoo "I'm a retarded man" onto his forehead. Looking into adding "Ginger goes here" being put on his butt.

 

[Lysistrata]

Already done. I also hired Sonju to tattoo "I'm a retarded half-Italian white man" onto his forehead. Looking into adding "Ginger goes here" being put on his butt.

FTFY

 

[bzewzi]

For him? Nah. I think the best case scenario for him (one that's realistically going to happen, anyway) is for him to be arrested and put into some kind of court ordered treatment program/assisted living situation. He obviously won't go into any of them on his own, but if a judge forces him to, maybe he'll get the help he needs to salvage his life.

Some people are beyond help.

 

[AN/ALR56]

150 Days

''Cis units are less than 10km from the city center!''
''We only have only 24hrs of ammo''

These were the most optimistic voices in the trans bunker.
Sadly to ADF's sanity,the supply of cheese was interrupted,so he could not retreat into his safe space in his mind anymore and was faced by the facts.
The Trans army,now only a mix of badly equiped and manned divisions,with barely any armour support was facing 100 Thousand Kiwi units and a latin resistance group that 7.500 men,with over 300 Tanks.
The beautiful city of santa maria was now destroyed and demolished,the supposed world capital of a new era where trans people and latinos were finally rewarded by their superior traits,in contrast to the dreamed anihilation of whites and black cis people.
Cis latinos faced hardships as they were considered only a breeding stock and work slaves,but at least were not killed in masse.

ADF quickly ordered a retreat,ironically enough,the headquarters were below the largest overpass in the city that was not destroyed:The Santa Anta overpass.
In Phil's fever dream,hundreds of trans latino soldiers were alongside him,for a final stand,in reality he was alone in a overpass in Portland.

 

[Wally Balljacker]

The tranny army,now only a mix of badly equiped and manned division

Shitlord.