[16-Jan-2020] DarksydePhil is filing for bankruptcy (general thread) - and has officially done so on January 31 2020, meaning a lot of his finances have become public

[Martys_not_smarty]

English is not my first language. Can you ELI5 to me pls in short? Is this good for us?

Some law firm sent this paper to the court, it's a request to get copies of any paperwork that comes up between now and the actual trial. The big question is who are they? Are they independent or representing one of the creditors.

 

[James Smith]

English is not my first language. Can you ELI5 to me pls in short? Is this good for us?

A Washington law firm that specializes in representing lenders in defaulted mortgage cases has asked the court to notify it electronically when something gets added to the docket. It's entirely possible that Midfirst Bank hired these people to represent their clients' interests out of state, but we have no way to know yet. It doesn't say they're representing someone, just that they want to be notified of filings.

 

[PieceofShet]

Appreciate it @SoapQueen1 and @Martys_not_smarty !

 

[actually]

A Washington law firm that specializes in representing lenders in defaulted mortgage cases has asked the court to notify it electronically when something gets added to the docket. It's entirely possible that Midfirst Bank hired these people to represent their clients' interests out of state, but we have no way to know yet. It doesn't say they're representing someone, just that they want to be notified of filings.

Would they necessarily have to announce that they're representing someone? In other words, could Midfirst have hired them after being notified about the bankruptcy to see what the situation is and how they (Midfirst) might be able to go forward with collecting on the remainder of the mortgage after short-selling the CT condo?

Edit: I'm assuming this isn't just a random coincidence. They must be there watching the case for someone. Midfirst just seems the most likely since they have the most to lose out on if Phil's able to duck the deficiency judgement.

 

[DarkestSydePhil]

For a case like this they're probably just gonna send an associate lawyer at the firm, not a partner.

inb4 Lance Olsen was a spurned paypig and checked up on Philliam, saw the mess he was in, and decided to exact sweet, sweet legal revenge.

 

[Shambler]

interesting thought, he didn't file jasper because he didn't want the detractors to realize how much that cat cost him.
if he said he had a pet on that form he'd have to tell us how much the cat is even worth

 

[Pargon]

interesting thought, he didn't file jasper because he didn't want the detractors to realize how much that cat cost him.
if he said he had a pet on that form he'd have to tell us how much the cat is even worth

And then we'd know the price differential between what he paid for the cat and the $2000 he received for the reveal.

 

[King Daddy Telomerase]

interesting thought, he didn't file jasper because he didn't want the detractors to realize how much that cat cost him.
if he said he had a pet on that form he'd have to tell us how much the cat is even worth

Jasper was the $9000 business expense in July. Fucking detractor.

 

[SocietyLiver1488]

I wonder if he left off Jasper because he was afraid the court would make him itemize each pet expense, and he would be forced to admit to the declawing

 

[Iron Hamster]

Would they necessarily have to announce that they're representing someone? In other words, could Midfirst have hired them after being notified about the bankruptcy to see what the situation is and how they (Midfirst) might be able to go forward with collecting on the remainder of the mortgage after short-selling the CT condo?

Edit: I'm assuming this isn't just a random coincidence. They must be there watching the case for someone. Midfirst just seems the most likely since they have the most to lose out on if Phil's able to duck the deficiency judgement.

Probably not until the hearing I imagine.

 

[James Smith]

I'm assuming this isn't just a random coincidence.

I'm assuming they're representing someone otherwise they wouldn't take time (money) out of their day to check the docket.

 

[Gotta Groom Em All]

I'm assuming they're representing someone otherwise they wouldn't take time (money) out of their day to check the docket.

Makes me wonder if someone from MidFirst got sucked into the autism vortex. I imagine some junior associate got assigned this and now his job is just to show up to the office, pull up KF, and watch all of the autistic detectives on here do his work for him.

It's not too far of a stretch considering that they probably received hundreds of emails about him, containing links to threads and streams, it's not crazy to think some mid-20s secretary or something got curious and decided to do a little bit of digging.

If so, hi MidFirst! Hope you get your money.

 

[Dumpster dived waifu]

Yall are making mountains out of molehills on the whole Jasper front. Of everything troubling about his shit filing, I dont think the cat being his or not is the linchpin in him keeping the house or not.

 

[DarkestSydePhil]

Yall are making mountains out of molehills on the whole Jasper front. Of everything troubling about his shit filing, I dont think the cat being his or not is the linchpin in him keeping the house or not.

We're just trying to narrow down the logic of that particular lie. I'm sure nobody here thinks that's what finally sticks the pig.

 

[tzgnilki]

sounds like it's the mortgage company for CT and they definitely cost more than $1,200

I don't see these guys filing dog shit claims like dsp

Spoiler

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[Stationary aszs]

Would they necessarily have to announce that they're representing someone? In other words, could Midfirst have hired them after being notified about the bankruptcy to see what the situation is and how they (Midfirst) might be able to go forward with collecting on the remainder of the mortgage after short-selling the CT condo?

Edit: I'm assuming this isn't just a random coincidence. They must be there watching the case for someone. Midfirst just seems the most likely since they have the most to lose out on if Phil's able to duck the deficiency judgement.

Don’t forget they also assist trustees in evaluating cases. Could be they intend to advise the trustee which could perhaps be even better than representing a creditor given the trustees power

Edit: They could also be representing the WAkahndo mortgage holder in preparation for the case or foreclosure after dismissal

 

[SkippyLongbottom]

I'm not a real mature adult human with these type of things, but would having to be truthful about his cat on the form reveal anything that could paint Phil as a (potential)* liar. Like when he got it, how much he paid for it total or monthly, etc?

Edit:^

 

[tzgnilki]

Don’t forget they also assist trustees in evaluating cases. Could be they intend to advise the trustee which could perhaps be even better than representing a creditor given the trustees power

Edit: They could also be representing the WAkahndo mortgage holder in preparation for the case or foreclosure after dismissal

he did list $0.00 under property taxes for both CT and WAkahndo

I hope it's WA & his tax guy was only doing business taxes and gave zero shits about property taxes

I wonder how much he would owe if he hasn't paid since 2016

Spoiler

 

[AnOminous]

As far as I know they're just asking to be notified of filings and aren't representing anyone.

Nobody's entered any appearances yet. Lance Olsen is managing partner of the firm, which is somehow associated with something called the Mortgage Banking Association, and has appeared on a panel about mortgages and bankruptcies. I think we can guess where this is going.

 

[Nurse Ratchet]

She's apparently done a few hundred of these, so as ass as this filing is, I'm going to guess off hand that it isn't enough to get in trouble over. If the pigroach is deliberately lying on it, that's on him.

This, and even if there is a regular standard of care she typically exercises in reviewing these things before they're filed (as in, a paralegal gives it a cursory review & says "Oh hey here, this thing on page x about expenses for a cat he doesn't have on page y, he'd better fix that before we file"). These things aren't doom & gloom for the attorney if they go forward, & you can fix them without draining his retainer (if it's a retainer, but especially if not), but after sitting down with this cocksucker & listening to his hostile blame-shifting, sobbing, & tales of internet demons for however long she allowed him to blather on, she probably said "Okay yeah holy shit--this guy/fuck this asshole. He can wallow in it, lol." And then took whatever amount of time it takes to ensure she wouldn't be on the hook for whatever the rètard puked into it & pushed the forms through. No sweat off her sack.

He's too socially & mentally atrophied to realize that his behavior & vitriolic monologues only serve to inspire admiration & pity in about 30 of the people he jaws at through a screen every day. And out in the real world, he's just a sobbing adult temper tantrum with legs.

In real life, almost no one is inclined to do you a favor when you're a paradigm of faultlessness & an intergalactic cunt.