Law 17-year-old attacks principal with spear - literal spearchucker

https://nypost.com/2018/04/05/17-year-old-pleads-guilty-to-attacking-principal-with-a-spear/

WALLA WALLA, Wash. — A 17-year-old boy has pleaded guilty to second-degree assault and second-degree malicious mischief for breaking a window at College Place High School and striking the principal with a spear.

The Union-Bulletin reports that the boy entered his plea on Tuesday. Similar charges against the boy’s 19-year-old brother, Jaymond Oakhurst, who was with the 17-year-old during the attack, were dropped due to reasons of mental incompetency.

Officials say the brothers entered the adjacent middle school lobby on June 8 wielding a spear and wooden staff. After breaking a window with the spear, the brothers are accused of attacking Principal Dale Stopperan, partially severing his right ear and injuring his elbow and knee.

School personnel armed with small baseball bats drove the brothers out of the building before police arrested them.

 

[Sylvie Paula Paula]

What the fuck, how did he sneak the spear onto school grounds?

 

[A Hot Potato]

Kinda makes you wonder...

"Hmm, if I take all guns away, won't the kids just find some other way to kill each other?"

"Make improvised weapons like spears?"

"Lol nah"

 

[Hiragana]

Ban Assault Ranseur-15s.

 

[Terror Rism]

reminds me of the cologne school massacre:

"The perpetrator, Walter Seifert, attacked the people at the school with a home-made flamethrower and a lance, killing eight pupils and two teachers, and wounding twenty-two others. When police arrived at the scene he fled from the school compound and poisoned himself. He was taken to a hospital, where he died the same evening."

he also had a mace

 

[SiccDicc]

I was just joking that if you take guns and knives away that people will turn to spears.

I was only joking...

 

[Prussian Blue]

Clicked hoping it was this kind of spear

 

[Joan Nyan]

They are literally in a place called Walla Walla. You don't get more spear chucker than that.

 

[Magic Sun Daddy]

Clicked hoping it was this kind of spear

Damn. Just beat me to it.

 

[TiggerNits]

Just looked up the brother. They're (feather) Indians

Someone get a posse together, injuns are gettin uppity

https://www.rapsheets.org/washington/wallawalla-jail/Oakhurst_Jaymond/34768

 

[ZeCommissar]

The Virgin School Shooter

vs

The Chad Zulu Sioux School Stabber

 

[Fulda's Gap]

Shaka would be proud.

 

[James Howlett]

What the fuck, how did he sneak the spear onto school grounds?

Walla Walla has extremely lax spear-control laws which actually allow underaged children to purchase assault style spears without so much as a background check. This state of this country is really a mess.

 

[ES 148]

Spears are pointy so you can't even blanket-ban bladed weapons. Checkmate, law.

 

[Duke Nukem]

reminds me of the cologne school massacre:

"The perpetrator, Walter Seifert, attacked the people at the school with a home-made flamethrower and a lance, killing eight pupils and two teachers, and wounding twenty-two others. When police arrived at the scene he fled from the school compound and poisoned himself. He was taken to a hospital, where he died the same evening."

he also had a mace

Homemade flamethrower? Talk about going out in a blaze of glory. Style points for sure.

I'm actually kind of surprised that the spear chucker was able to get it into the school. Like, really? We're not checking for these things anymore?

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

Oh no!

 

[Pablo Birmingham]

Too bad the school didn't have clear backpacks.

 

[Benine Bovine]

Goodbye my friend,
You’ve messed up again
You’re going to prison
You’re off to the pen

 

[Bassomatic]

More proof #cortez did nothing wrong.
Fucking mouthwash niggers always rustling cattle opening casinos and stabbing school officals.

 

[TiggerNits]

Too much firewater, I hear