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You immediately made me come back after my brilliant thought.
Do you mean spiders that are ejaculating
Or ejaculating and spiders are the ejaculate

Please clarify
 
I mean touching yourself and you spray spiders out your dickhole.
That's horrifying
But is it as horrifying as having a spider empty his big fat hairy balls in your hair?
 
The internet is magical. It allowed us to have this public discussion about ejaculating spiders.
Can't spell recursive

Malfunction

Spiders do not have balls

Dave stop

My mind is going


I can feel it
 
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LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT FUCKING PEANUT OIL.

THAT SHIT IS FUCKING FANTASTIC FUCK VEGETABLE OIL THAT NASTY FUCKIN SHIT FUCK THAT CLOGGIN YOUR ARTERIES PEANUT OIL IS LIGHTER AND WORTH THE AMPED UP PRICE FOR TASTING BETTER. YOU WANT SOME FUCKING FRIES? BITCH SLAM A SPUD IN A DEEP FRYER FILLED UP WITH PEANUT OIL. FRIED CHICKEN? GET SOME FUCKING PEANUT OIL YOU FAT FUCK AND ENJOY. DEEP FRY YOUR CAT, WHO THE FUCK CARES? FUCKING PEANUT OIL, MAN.
 
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