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English grammar is based. It's Creole-simple compared to most other languages and the easiest part to pick up for ESL learners. Though it can be unclear sometimes. E.g. "Welsh catgirl enjoyer" - Are the catgirls Welsh or is the enjoyer Welsh?
 
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A squid eating dough in a polyethylene bag, is fast and bulbous.

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Obama died and went to hell. Everyone was annoyed by a negro hanging about, so they let him return to Earth for a while. Obama crawled out of the ground into an America of the future. He went to a bar in Chicago he used to like, sat down, the bardude came over and poured him a drink. Obama asked the bardude how were things, he answered that everything was great, there was no more poverty, everyone was happy, all the gays were long gone and there was world peace under a single benevolent global superpower. Satisfied, Obama finished his drink, took out his wallet and asked the bardude how much he owed. The bardude answered him that it was 5 Chinese Yuan.
 
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Cool thread OP, Want to bring it to the White House? We should inspire more kids like you to like shit post.
 
I really hate how schizophrenic coastal winters can be. One week it’ll be in the teens and the next week it’ll be 50 degrees and raining. I just want my snow, man. :(
 
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