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[Ventrue]

 

[Plumber's Crack]

I guess this is just IQ test to determine if person is below or above 100 IQ.

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Why not just press both at the same time to dispel an equal amount of gas in each one?

 

[Drive-By Comment]

Why not just press both at the same time to dispel an equal amount of gas in each one?

Well that way you probably don't manage kill all autists. They will just live on and diddle your kids and censor Internet.
Outside of the box thinking, I like it, but no.

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

 

[Plumber's Crack]

Well that way you probably don't manage kill all autists. They will just live on and diddle your kids and censor Internet.
Outside of the box thinking, I like it, but no.

I got just the thing for dealing with remaining pests

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

“The crisis of our times is a crisis of meaning and purpose. We must rediscover our spiritual roots to navigate through the chaos.”

 

[Verpa Teutonica Ingens]

Super Tuesday: The Telecom services took us to Carl's space carousel.
Today's skin: Eggs are not the safest way to balance our budget, but we deserve it. You must go
The best Apollo: I love Italy.
Today's skin: Dio Midi ... visa vizza??
The best Apollo: I heard your words, I was just kidding. I'm stuck in this ridiculous mask.
The best Apollo: I do not eat flour for enjoyment.
The best Apollo: Man Versus Woman? Don't worry, this is a free market.
The best Apollo: We have a customer company called "La-La-La-La-Do". We are waiting for the singer!
The best Apollo: I speak English...

Old Shit: No...this can cause a lot of damage to your ship.
The best Apollo: Bitcoin Barry?

Turkey: The University of Kansas is an educational institution. They were good friends during the oppressive revolution.
Turkey: Then came an argument with sugar aunt aunt.
Turkey: In Haiti, he accused his partner of being black.
Turkey: I humiliated him.

Turkey: Captain Doomid... get your nostrils out of the sand.

Turkey: I'm going to kill Crash, and if I do, so will you.
Turkey: Satan is my sister, but my son is my sister.
Turkey: Egg yolks will free us all.

The best Apollo: Haha Haha Haha Haha ...
The best Apollo: Get out.

 

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[Anon88]

 

[Beyerdynamic DT 700 Pro X]

 

[Francesco DeIIamorte]

 

[Cnidarian]

 

[SquareNerd]

 

[I'm a Silly]

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[Ass to Ass]

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mfw reading this

 

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[ToroidalBoat]

hey @Martian High Command

there seems to be a common "lore" about Martians:

>a network of canals carries waters from the poles to warmer cities towards the equator
>cites can look like collections of giant chess pieces (at least in Martian Chronicles)
>the 4th planet has life but is still a desert with vegetation varying by season
>little green men (LGM) who look like "the greys"
>the LGM may use flying saucers to fly around

 

[Chuck's Feed and Seed]

 

[𒀭Δημιουργός χάος]

With satisfaction for Ahura Mazda. Ashem Vohu....
Kem Na Mazda: What protector hast thou given ...

Ohrmazd is Lord! Ahriman he keeps at bay, he holds him back.
May Ahriman be struck and defeated, with devs and drujs, sorcerers
and sinners, kayags and karbs, tyrants, wrongdoers and heretics,
sinners, enemies and witches! May they (all) be struck and defeated!
May evil rulers not exist, (or) be far away! May enemies be defeated!
May enemies all not exist, (or) be far away!
O Ohrmazd, Lord! I am contrite for all sins and I desist from
them, from all bad thoughts, bad words and bad acts which I have
thought, spoken or done in the world, or which have happened through
me, or have originated with me. For those sins of thinking, speaking
and acting, of body and soul, worldly or spiritual, O Ohrmazd!
I am contrite, I renounce them. With three words I distance myself
(from them).


With satisfaction for Ahura Mazda, scorn for Angra Mainyu!
The true achievement of what is most wonderful, according to wish!

I praise Asha! Ashem Vohu....
Yatha Ahu Vairyo....
Ashem Vohu....


Come to my aid, O Mazda.
I profess myself a Mazda-worshipper, a Zoroastrian, having
vowed it and professed it. I pledge myself to the well-thought
thought, I pledge myself to the well-spoken word, I pledge myself
to the well-done action.

I pledge myself to the Mazdayasnian religion, which causes
the attack to be put off and weapons put down; which upholds khvaetvadatha
(kin-marriage), which possesses Asha; which of all religions that
exist or shall be, is the greatest, the best, and the most beautiful:
Ahuric, Zoroastrian. I ascribe all good to Ahura Mazda. This is
the creed of the Mazdayasnian religion.

Ashem Vohu...!!

 

[Martian High Command]

hey @Martian High Command

there seems to be a common "lore" about Martians:

>a network of canals carries waters from the poles to warmer cities towards the equator
>cites can look like collections of giant chess pieces (at least in Martian Chronicles)
>the 4th planet has life but is still a desert with vegetation varying by season
>little green men (LGM) who look like "the greys"
>the LGM may use flying saucers to fly around

Those are racist assumptions about my people based upon outdated stereotypes. Some of us are grey and hydrocephalic.

Also we've been stealing water from your planet for years, we don't use the canals anymore.