195 - If you see this thread, you must post in it.

[Pizza Time]

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Dear reddit, Throwaway account here.

Today I got hammered drunk, freebased some coke, drove drunk to my best friend's grandma's funeral, climbed on the coffin and shit right in her fucking mouth. Then I furiously jacked off while blasting Lizzo from my Iphone. The jizz also went in gamgam's mouth. I know she's dead but she kind of looked like she liked it.

My best friend is in hospital from the shock of it and his wife said we're not friends anymore and she'll fucking kill off my entire bloodline.

Am I the asshole? I did have low blood sugar today

 

[Army Burger]

YTA

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

You ableist scum he has diebettus. Clearly there are no holes of the ass

 

[No Ma'ams Land]

 

[Army Burger]

If you don't have a hole in the ass, that's bad news

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

im a gamer grill i dont need it

 

[Army Burger]

are you sure about that?

 

[Potatomongrel]

Don't mind me. Just passing through.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

fuck

 

[Army Burger]

shit

 

[AnOminous]

Don't mind me. Just passing through.

BLEED TO DEATH JUSTPASSINGTHROUGH!

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

mood

 

[Army Burger]

death

 

[TiggerNits]

Sucks that the UK is awful now because they are real good at naming boats

 

[Army Burger]

boats with names

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

My new keyboard has half the size arrow keys. im glad baby me learned wasd to play that shitty game i dont even remember

 

[Army Burger]

qwop

 

[Quantum Diabetes]

Why in the fuck is Astrology back stronger than ever?

 

[The 3rd Hooligan]

I dunno because Im rather sceptical, I am a sattigarius though so who knows