Sonichu 2/10/18 - Lesbian Date - With a nod to Christopher Cross. :)

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Robotic Richard Simmons

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Chris has a date with Diamond Melody aka Jessica Quinn. Hoo boy :story:

"I ended up onboard the retardis."

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WHERE'S YOUR GOD NOW!?

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I miss the days when Sonichu was about Chris and his imaginary rodent friends fighting cybernetic Target managers and not Chris having pretend dates with imaginary ponies (made into girls to make it less creepy but not really).

Also, Diamond Melody is a pornstar name.
 
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W-what?

Seriously?

I never thought I’d see the day when Chris would reference sodding Tesco in Sonichu.
When Chris says something out of character in Sonichu it's because someone has told him to, and it's been that way for the past ten years. Putting a Tesco in Cwcville almost certainly means he's been talking to someone from England lately. Hopefully not another :julay:
 
I miss the days when Sonichu was about Chris and his imaginary rodent friends fighting cybernetic Target managers and not Chris having pretend dates with imaginary ponies (made into girls to make it less creepy but not really).

Also, Diamond Melody is a pornstar name.
This date should have been realistic with Chris waking up from a dream and having 14 BC repoe'd after Barb's corpse was discovered underneath the hoard.
 
Chris is shopping at stores that don't even exist in the US and eating biscotti. When did this motherfucker get so sophisticated?
 
Ponies becoming people, man. Shit's crazy, but I saw it! I saw it happenin'!
Chris's intertwining of completely unrelated franchises based on what he likes at the time is fascinating in an uncovering the diary of asylum patient kinda way.
 
Chris's life is getting extremely surreal. This is how he thinks and what his life is actually like, right? It isn't some sort of dadaist performance art?
 
Chris's life is getting extremely surreal. This is how he thinks and what his life is actually like, right? It isn't some sort of dadaist performance art?
Chris has been escaping from his life through fantasies for so long, they have completely consumed him.
 
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