2/12/2019 - Confirmation that my complaint is being actively investigated - GEMSHOW AFTERMATH: Tommy's delusions come out in full force

Talk about jumping to conclusions. The poor fucker on the other end is feeding him babble jargon and Tom's addled brain translates 'it could take months to process' to 'we have our finest officers working around the clock on this, Ms. Sexy and attractive Wasserberg'. So, key points:

  • Tom once again, for the umpteenth time, thinks hes 'won'. Everyone's busted, you're all going to jail, fuck you.
  • Giving the police random information doesn't actually aid them in doing investigations. Unless his mother and his aunt know his current whereabouts at all times or he's living with them giving up their numbers is like giving them the number to Pizza Hut because he likes to eat there.
  • The fact that Tom manages to 'prove' he's not a registered sex offender and they still kick him out speaks volumes. He can't read between the lines; he's so toxic they're looking for excuses to get rid of him.
  • What the fuck is in that metal bowl? Rotting lettuce? Grease?
  • Is his version of touring the same as when he was at The Hut; waddling up near an actual band and tooting along while they drown him out?
  • No lawyer is going to work pro-bono for Tom. None. He can't save up or earn enough money to afford one and he's not gonna get some pity lawyer to come out of nowhere and defend him. Even if he found the sleaziest lawyer he could they wouldn't touch this shit if there was no money to be made and welp...there's not one penny on the line here.
 
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Rabid Weasels said:
Tommy has the best smugface I love it
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It is, in fact, undeniably smackable. You don't want to kick Tom. You don't want to punch Tom. You want to give him the biggest, open-handed pride obliterating bitch slap you can. You want to do it so hard it hurts you, the kind where a red welt on his face instantly starts to swell. You can see the tears welling in his eyes as a mixture of pain, sadness and anger all well up in a confused mess...that's when you hit him with another. Now there's fear in his eyes; he knows he's outmatched. He turns, trying to run...but his ragged, worn out lungs have him coughing in seconds, his body already oily from the grease and sweat. There's a crowd gathering, it's now or never; you slap him again and again, over and over. Someone tries to stop you but you can't unsee it...that stupid, smug expression taunting you...just like that little shit from when you were a kid. The one that'd talk shit about you until you smacked him. He'd run, crying his eyes out and tell his Mommy. She'd call your mom. You'd get scolded and you could see the little shit, watching, that same smug expression...

Where's Mommy now, Tom?
 
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Based James said to gem show security Tommy wasn't a registered sex offender. Said he simply said he has a video of Tommy admitting to touching a minor. Tommy knows nothing, all assumptions. The Tucson police like Based James. Based James gives police at gem show free coconut water with pulp on hot days. Lulz...
 
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MasterDisaster said:
It is, in fact, undeniably smackable. You don't want to kick Tom. You don't want to punch Tom. You want to give him the biggest, open-handed pride obliterating bitch slap you can. You want to do it so hard it hurts you, the kind where a red welt on his face instantly starts to swell. You can see the tears welling in his eyes as a mixture of pain, sadness and anger all well up in a confused mess...that's when you hit him with another. Now there's fear in his eyes; he knows he's outmatched. He turns, trying to run...but his ragged, worn out lungs have him coughing in seconds, his body already oily from the grease and sweat. There's a crowd gathering, it's now or never; you slap him again and again, over and over. Someone tries to stop you but you can't unsee it...that stupid, smug expression taunting you...just like that little shit from when you were a kid. The one that'd talk shit about you until you smacked him. He'd run, crying his eyes out and tell his Mommy. She'd call your mom. You'd get scolded and you could see the little shit, watching, that same smug expression...

Where's Mommy now, Tom?
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Nah, I'd still punch him.
 
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Ok so I'm relatively new to Tommy Tooter...
Does he have no teeth?? His lips sit like he has no teeth...
 
4Macie said:
Ok so I'm relatively new to Tommy Tooter...
Does he have no teeth?? His lips sit like he has no teeth...
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He broke all his teeth trying to suck a horse cock.

Or falling off a mountain.

Or a rock. Or something.

He actually fell off something probably because he's a complete fucking idiot. He has a plate of some sort in there and claims he takes heroin because of the pain from it.
 
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