2/3/2022 VTuber Pipkin Pippa makes fun of Ralph - Ethan Ralph curbstomped by a two-year-old PNG pink rabbit.

Woke up to a bunch of autism surrounding my autistic rant and won some kind of forum autism trophy. Good start to the weekend.
Pippa is legitimately a smol autistic girl who rees about being touched. She also lives in a bus which makes her the perfect foil for Ethan "Nail Her in the Trailer" Ralph.
Actually that's one thing that's slightly frustrates me about the people that just say "they're guys lol". If they would look beyond that and actually look into their past accounts and shit they've admitted during streams, it's actually pretty damn hilarious.

Gura (the Loli shark girl) is a good example:

  • Has a YouTube channel from her past full of past edgy autism.
  • Admitted to having eaten pizza in a bathtub, once dropping a slice in the water, then eating it after fishing it out of the tub.
  • Admitted to have taken showers and baths only once a week at one point in her recent past. That one's actually really gross if she's a fucking girl. There's a reason they have to wear perfume and constantly fucking bathe. Have you smelled what an unwashed minge smells like? Things start to ferment it in there after more than a day of going unwashed. If you know the smell you know you can smell it from across the fucking room.
 
So Pippa has shown sighs of being in this lolcow sphere for a long time.
I can't find a clip right now, but there was a stream last year where she said "collab with me, Josh Moon!" So yes, she knew Null's power-word. And by her own admission last night she's been a fan of Jim for a long time. As others mentioned she streamed about Chris-chan and was somewhat familiar with all the backstory there. There's been a lot of other evidence that she's quite aware of "Internet culture." I kinda hate the terms "one of us" or "our guy" but if anyone is…
 
It´s because daddy said anime profiles are cringe so now we have to be literal retards and miss completely the point of the thread to moral fag about V-tubbers so maybe daddy will notice and love us.
@Null really say stuff like this when when his voice sounds like he was bullied his whole school life for wearing Star trek t-shirts to school. You can feel the spitting flying from his mouth when he talks
 
Pippa is legitimately a smol autistic girl who rees about being touched. She also lives in a bus which makes her the perfect foil for Ethan "Nail Her in the Trailer" Ralph.
if true i will unironically and without any shame simp for her. give me those puzzle pieces i dont even care.
 
Literally no one into VTubers would draw the line on lolicon, if you want to fuck a cute anime girl with a high pitched child like demeanor hearing its only 20 or 17 instead of 22 won't be a dealbreaker. Also why do these girls do the voices? any person with brains knows you should just switch up the audio instead. its like how vocal fry is easier to do by adjusting the bass down rather than actually trying to contort your voice.
 
despite what i just commented minutes ago, VTubers are weird as fuck and its bullshit that we allow them to exist. again its starting to get extremely silly what degeneracy we allow online.
They exist to spite mantsu for failing to be one which is reason enough for me

Edit wtf I typed this and someone has a vtuber license plate right outside my window, saw it as soon as I hit send
 
Just as a reminder to any young men who are enamored of the tough guy act: only 2 years ago Ethan Ralph was still a relatively respected and successful online figure. Between then and now he's rocketed to such heights of cowdom that even 32 year old women who pretend to be anime bunny girls online get in on mocking him.

Acting like a wigger might seem cool at first, but it's just not worth it.

Yes we get it. Fuck, can't you anti-vtuber faggots on here come up with anything new to say? We know the fucking anime girl isn't real. Professional wrestling also isn't real but people still watch it anyway. Get the fuck over yourselves.
Ok, all it takes is a brief skim of threads like /vt/ and related v-tuber lunacy to know that's a straight up lie. The V-tuber fans grasp that the anime girl isn't real and they don't look like the person behind the avatar, but they don't quite grasp to what extent that's true. Choice quote from the above thread:
In Japan, yes, there's also a concept of "seiso" in the wider "idol" (pop star) industry where idols are supposed to be pure and virginal and yeah you could totally be her boyfriend if you just buy enough CDs and concert tickets and merchandise. The girls in AKB48 and other idol groups are actually contractually prohibited from dating and get in trouble when paparazzi catches them in the arms of a boy and that sort of shit. I personally find that disgusting and inhumane, but it's a cultural thing, I guess; I also don't eat noodles with sticks. At any rate, Hololive in particular positions its streamers as next-generation idols so they've adopted the idea of seiso to a certain extent, or at least tried to early on in the project. But we outside of Japan don't have this culture, and we expect that all of these girls have their own personal lives where they're straight-up fuckin' dudes who aren't on our level, just like all our actresses and pop stars.
Also, professional wrestling is stupid too, which is probably why there seems to be a lot of crossover between anime and professional wrestling fans. Because they're both very, very retarded.

This is so bizarre.
Never thought I'd live to see the day when my vtuber hobbies and lolcow hobbies would overlap THIS much.
V-tuber hobbies and lolcow hobbies overlap by 100%, at all times.

Sorry for the derail, but if you let the animes get away with their lies and self delusions they start getting uppity and before you know it everything becomes waifus.
 
Having never heard of a Vtuber before, I am extremely concerned and upset with the way the world is going. But it seems like Ethan Ralph is getting his fat ass dunked on, so I will condone this strange behavior for the time being.
Dank did a video on project melody (I think that was the name of it) and before that i had no idea they existed. I know the project melody was a bit different, it was "cam whore" stream but with an animated thot instead of a real one. Whatever porn/jerkoff site she went on, the normal camwhores lost their shit completely because PM did a fucking to the moon rise on the leaderboards and was making thousands, and the regular old thots got real jealous. I have mixed feelings about dankula, but the video was pretty good.
 
She is in the chat of Josh
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