I think that'd be really funny, though. You'd invite a bunch of pedophiles to take a cruise to your pedophile island. When you get to the dock, you go "Welcome to Pedophile Island!" and lower the gangplank and the pedophiles walk off and start looking around. Eventually one will turn back to you (still on the boat) and say, "So where are the children?" And you raise the gangplank and say, "What are you talking about? This is Pedophile Island, not Child Island." And then you toot the boat's horn and cruise away.