Grand Jury speculation thread

[Peanut Head]

mod edit: July 29 update - Chris's case info was added to Greene County Circuit Court's website.


July 28 update - Chris's case is going to a Grand Jury (thread link) (more confirmation here)

===Feb 3 2022 update below===

I just called the office. His Hearing is just beginning, but the lady said she was 99.9 percent sure they're keeping it closed from the public. I will call in an hour or so and update.

UPDATE: The clerk (a new lady, less sweet), has said there officially has been a continuance on his trial. She does not have a date to give out yet.

mod edit: July 28 is next hearing date.

 

[Black Yoshi]

If the finger fit you must convict.

 

[Smleman303]

I just called the office. His Hearing is just beginning, but the lady said she was 99.9 percent sure they're keeping it closed from the public. I will call in an hour or so and update.

If it goes aheadhow long until we know what conclusion was reached?

 

[Peanut Head]

If it goes aheadhow long until we know what conclusion was reached?

It depends, she might not be able to tell me anything. In that case, we'll probably know tomorrow when the story is dropped by media/authorities

 

[greninja]

Should we celebrate if he's found guilty? I mean, Chris feels no remorse for what he did. Or should we pay our condolences since this is the final era of Chris as we speak?

 

[I am batman]

Should we celebrate if he's found guilty? I mean, Chris feels no remorse for what he did. Or should we pay our condolences since this is the final era of Chris as we speak?

We should party like it's 1999.

 

[Radical Goodspeed]

Should we celebrate if he's found guilty? I mean, Chris feels no remorse for what he did. Or should we pay our condolences since this is the final era of Chris as we speak?

Chris in prison would be a net gain.

There are millions of other fat retards to make fun of.

 

[Juan But Not Forgotten]

this is the final era of Chris

If only. He is not gonna be locked up for life, whiteknights won't leave him despite his crimes and he won't kill himself. This is far from over.

 

[FinnSven]

I don't think this hearing now will even be "the end" now.

He is not going to be sentenced straight away is he?
I was under the impression that a hearing such as this would be to see if they can avoid it going to trial, if the Defense, prosecution and judge all agree on a verdict now, then he will have a further hearing later for sentencing?

 

[ScaliasGhost]

I don't think this hearing now will even be "the end" now.

He is not going to be sentenced straight away is he?
I was under the impression that a hearing such as this would be to see if they can avoid it going to trial, if the Defense, prosecution and judge all agree on a verdict now, then he will have a further hearing later for sentencing?

Generally sentencing is a separate hearing, so even if a plea today no final resolution will happen.

 

[eDove]

I want a smug live stream of Chris so badly (I understand protecting the victim in these cases, but this is going too far and ultimately protecting the abuser).
Either way, it's not going to bode in his favor. If they released him now, his life's never going to be the same and he'll probably want for the regimented life of jail again deep down. The only thing he's actively missing is his stupid cartoons and toys.

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

Waiting anxiously to see the conclusion to this tale. If it's another continuence I'm just gonna be like "CONSARNIT" and go on with my day as I watch Chris-tubers try to make shekels from another video with bullshit clickbait

 

[Sonic T]

I want him released only so that he could see that his toys are possibly all gone.

 

[broken_bottle35]

Chris in prison would be a net gain.

There are millions of other fat retards to make fun of.

this. i don’t want to see christory end, but she had it coming

 

[Dogechu_Prime]

I want him released only so that he could see that his toys are possibly all gone.

I just don't want him getting out and sneaking to Barbie to pray the roseychu clit once again. Chris never learns from his actions it's like a Greek Tragedy, but it's also a comedy.

 

[broken_bottle35]

I’ll curse-ye-ha-me-ha the judge if he’s charged w misdemeanor incest

 

[Philosophy Phil]

At the courthouse now, Judge Pontius Pilate has asked the crowd whether to punish Chris or Bella, and the crowd seems to be chanting "Chris! Chris!" The judge is now washing his hands, and Chris is crying out to the heavens. "MOTHER, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKETH ME?"

 

[Lurker69420]

I just don't want him getting out and sneaking to Barbie to pray the roseychu clit once again. Chris never learns from his actions it's like a Greek Tragedy, but it's also a comedy.

Without the satisfying resolution where barb hangs herself and Chris gouges out his eyes

 

[Optimus Prime]

I want a smug live stream of Chris so badly (I understand protecting the victim in these cases, but this is going too far and ultimately protecting the abuser).

Its not protecting the abuser, it's making sure somebody doesn't do something fucking stupid in court, or more likely something that would cause Chris to tard out.

At the courthouse now, Judge Pontius Pilate has asked the crowd whether to punish Chris or Bella, and the crowd seems to be chanting "Chris! Chris!" The judge is now washing his hands, and Chris is crying out to the heavens. "MOTHER, WHY HAVE THOU FORSAKETH ME?"

Nah, it's Chris having forsaken himself since he's claimed to be the God, after all.

 

[Ms. 45]

Should we celebrate if he's found guilty? I mean, Chris feels no remorse for what he did. Or should we pay our condolences since this is the final era of Chris as we speak?

I won't "celebrate," but I'll derive immense satisfaction from a guilty verdict, and the harshest possible sentence for Chris. He is a genuine public nuisance of long standing, and he is morally (though not psychologically) insane. He repeatedly raped an elderly woman, and although she is a repulsive and irritating creature herself, she didn't deserve that. Chris needs to be removed from society.