FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!

[Positron]

[Text]
Me: "I want to start dating again."

Also me: *Dreams about dating a RASH or SHARP Antifa skinhead that will fuck up transphobes and my KF internet stalkers around Portland*

I know I used to be ardently identified as a trans femme lesbian but honestly I will be open to having Chromedome 161 security given today's realities.
[End Text]

I bet you're already covered with RASH, Phil.
And WTF is Chromedome 161 security?

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Aren't skinheads supposed to hate beautiful curvy Latinas with imaginary inverted gashes?!
He should give Sockness a try. Also, shut up, Phil!

 

[Clop]

I'd be more than happy to call every single Antifa member a transphobe for not fucking Phil's wrinkled ass.

 

[Feline Darkmage]

Aren't skinheads supposed to hate beautiful curvy Latinas with imaginary inverted gashes?!
He should give Sockness a try. Also, shut up, Phil!

Anti-racist skinheads. Those are what he's referring to. SHARP = Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice.

 

[dreamworks face]

I'm going to give a translation because frankly just looking up all the acronyms in that post was quite a trip.

Phil is looking for some skinhead dick - but not NAZI dick (if you recall, he considers himself to be a lesbian). There are apparently skinheads against racial prejudice (SHARP.) That seems to me like having a group called "Child Rapists against molesting children." Ideally these non-racist skinheads would beat up the stalkers from the kiwi farms. I have no idea what the fuck chromedome 161 means, but I do think he wants muscular bald men to sodomize him.

 

[Mariposa Electrique]

Anti-racist skinheads. Those are what he's referring to. SHARP = Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice.

It's always something retarded.

 

[Bogliacci]

alright kiwis time to go deep undercover

 

[Postal_Rat]

alright kiwis time to go deep undercover

I doubt you'll find anyone here willing to fall on that particular grenade.

 

[AnOminous]

I'm going to give a translation because frankly just looking up all the acronyms in that post was quite a trip.

Phil is looking for some skinhead dick - but not NAZI dick (if you recall, he considers himself to be a lesbian). There are apparently skinheads against racial prejudice (SHARP.) That seems to me like having a group called "Child Rapists against molesting children." Ideally these non-racist skinheads would beat up the stalkers from the kiwi farms. I have no idea what the fuck chromedome 161 means, but I do think he wants muscular bald men to sodomize him.

He misspelled chromosome 161 because he has 161 extra chromosomes.

 

[Gaylord Brachiosaurus]

I wish I didn't know this but 161 is AFA or antifascist action. Like the 1488 of antifa.

 

[Randy Lahey]

alright kiwis time to go deep undercover

I’m currently disguised as a mailbox across the street from Phil’s hovel.

 

[beautiful person]

Autistic, but Phil is misusing the "Also me" meme. The second statement, the "Also me:" statement, is supposed to contradict the initial "Me:" statement as a self-deprecating joke about one's own conflicting desires. The way Phil uses it, the second statement merely supplements the original statement about wanting to start dating. Which makes the internal dialogue setup totally pointless.

I know I used to be ardently identified as a trans femme lesbian but honestly I will be open to having Chromedome 161 security given today's realities.

This reads like it was written by a schizophrenic.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

An obese, balding, rat-toothed, wonky-eyed, deluded, unemployed, unwashed, impoverished, dickless wonder with the mind of a 13-year-old and a room-temperature IQ who cries whenever he has sex? Form an orderly queue, lads!

 

[Postal_Rat]

An obese, balding, rat-toothed, wonky-eyed, deluded, unemployed, unwashed, impoverished, dickless wonder with the mind of a 13-year-old and a room-temperature IQ who cries whenever he has sex? Form an orderly queue, lads!

You know suddenly I'm curious how philth managed to attract the vodka ogre or I suppose more accurately why the ogre settled for him. I mean he clearly has nothing to offer nobody and I can't think of a time he did.

 

[HIVidaBoheme]

Honestly in what world would anyone want to fuck Philt?

 

[Bad Dog]

I'll pay any skinhead who fricks Phil $20 but vids or it didn't happen

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

I hereby announce that Sockness is now the United States special ambassador to autismlandia

 

[Postal_Rat]

I'll pay any skinhead who fricks Phil $20 but vids or it didn't happen

So lets see twenty bucks for the video
200 for a few nights of heavy drinking
2000 for therapy

Getting to see an autistic land whale have sex with skinhead I mean can we even put a price on that

 

[Arctic Fox]

I looked at the title and thought the thread was for DSP.
I think I had a mild stroke reading this guys tweets. The left side of my head hurts really bad.
If he wants a skinhead, he should talk to the Proud Boys. Whoever is 'stalking' him in Portland, film that shit.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Strange that Spuds wants to start dating right after going and begging for money to pay his rent; I wouldn't be surprised that they told his jobless ass he won't get any money unless he has a dependent. Roomies don't count so he's looking for another 'partner'.