FIGGIN 2 Oct 19 - Phil wants to start dating again!

[break these cuffs]

I wish I didn't know this but 161 is AFA or antifascist action. Like the 1488 of antifa.

Do they seriously have to copy everything we do?

Strange that Spuds wants to start dating right after going and begging for money to pay his rent; I wouldn't be surprised that they told his jobless ass he won't get any money unless he has a dependent. Roomies don't count so he's looking for another 'partner'.

Na he gets shekels and having someone to bang doesn't make them a dependent. He'd have to get married or have a kid to start raising his welfare payments.

 

[Coach Kreeton Of All That]

Good luck, Phil. Case you can't find any prospective dates to hook up with, we got your back, homeboy.

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Hit them up. They won't bite. Much
Even if it don't work out, keep searching, stink ditch. You're love-quest will come to an end soon.

 

[BlueArmedDevil]

Honestly in what world would anyone want to fuck Philt?

He's a furry now, who knows what deviant from the fandom will strike his fancy.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

He's a furry now, who knows what deviant from the fandom will strike his fancy.

Honestly that alone will get him all the degenerate faggot ass he desires. Furries are starving, I tell ya.

 

[MasterDisaster]

Furries might be deviants and thirsty as fuck but there's a fine line between 'almost willing to fuck anything' and 'I need a partner that's into extreme diaper play and public humiliation'. Even furries have standards.

Now I could totally see Phil hooking up with some psycho like the one that ended up getting his hands amputated so he could wear paws full time.

 

[The Sauce Boss]

Furries might be deviants and thirsty as fuck but there's a fine line between 'almost willing to fuck anything' and 'I need a partner that's into extreme diaper play and public humiliation'. Even furries have standards.

Now I could totally see Phil hooking up with some psycho like the one that ended up getting his hands amputated so he could wear paws full time.

Oh, baby, you would be surprised. If he actually went in and looked, he could have a partner within a month to three.

Don't ask me how I know this.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Now I could totally see Phil hooking up with some psycho like the one that ended up getting his hands amputated so he could wear paws full time.

What?
can we not walk by what you just said like it isn't something you just said.
By which I mean where can I find out more?

 

[ChurchOfGodBear]

Phil's description of his ideal partner is so obvious... he wants to screw Christine Weston Chandler. He might as well say it.

 

[Every Crook and Nanny]

The FIGGIN tag never fails to get a chuckle out of me.

Couple it with this thread title and the implication and I just lose it.

 

[Damn Near]

He started with a normal statement, and then woah mama autism explosion

 

[MasterDisaster]

What?
can we not walk by what you just said like it isn't something you just said.
By which I mean where can I find out more?

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[Alex Krycek]

Phil's description of his ideal partner is so obvious... he wants to screw Christine Weston Chandler. He might as well say it.

Or he may want to join Sockness’ Autistic harem. I mean he’s closer than Chris after all and they’re both gay furries.

 

[drtoboggan]

Why a man who is scared of sex wants to date is beyond me.

 

[Postal_Rat]

Why a man who is scared of sex wants to date is beyond me.

I think he's just honestly scared of being alone his friends don't put up with him for long and The longest stable relationship he's had has outside of his parents was with toren.
I would put money on him more wanting someone to hang out with. more than he wants someone to sleep with but he's too autistic to grasp the difference.

 

[drtoboggan]

I think he's just honestly scared of being alone his friends don't put up with him for long and The longest stable relationship he's had has outside of his parents was with toren.
I would put money on him more wanting someone to hang out with. more than he wants someone to sleep with but he's too autistic to grasp the difference.

Hell, he's too autistic to pronounce "thirty" right. He says "firdy."

 

[Alex Krycek]

I think he's just honestly scared of being alone his friends don't put up with him for long and The longest stable relationship he's had has outside of his parents was with toren.
I would put money on him more wanting someone to hang out with. more than he wants someone to sleep with but he's too autistic to grasp the difference.

He was with Maria for longer than Toren.

And then he punched her in the face at the Library when she brought up having children.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

You know suddenly I'm curious how philth managed to attract the vodka ogre or I suppose more accurately why the ogre settled for him. I mean he clearly has nothing to offer nobody and I can't think of a time he did.

Toren’s pattern is to find a mentally subnormal man, talk him into a relationship and then mooch off him. What attracted him to Phil was that he had an apartment and was weak-willed.

 

[Cedric_Eff]

I didn’t know there were Antifa skinheads lol.

 

[Positron]

Why a man who is scared of sex wants to date is beyond me.

He probably misses the money and free stuff Maria gave him.

And why does a Supersoldier need additional security? Man up Phil, and use your gun!

 

[Caesare]

Anti-racist skinheads. Those are what he's referring to. SHARP = Skinheads Against Racial Prejudice.

Lol "skinheads against racial prejudice" in the absolute whitest part of the country.

"Sure, we fight racial prejudice but we dont wanna live amongst those yucky black people. They frighten us and will probably kick our asses for dressing like gutter punks and having shaved heads while calling ourselves skinheads."