LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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"I am so outraged at this store! They are keeping me from buying Equestria Girls merch and makeup and green hair dye for low low prices! They are clearly anti-trans just because I redecorated some displays. Please spread my plight around the internet and let it go viral, my mental block of autism and my growing chyna is making me tired"- Chris+

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Chris seems to think of apologies as transactional (or even as magic spells), so I applaud the Walmart people for not accepting Chris's apology, since to Chris that would mean an instantaneous ban reversal.

Maybe Chris is a vampire?
 
Much respect to WalMart for trying to help the Chandler household finances. Unfortunately, being banned clearly didn't curb his toy shopping as much as expected

MrsFrizzle said:
Chris seems to think of apologies as transactional (or even as magic spells), so I applaud the Walmart people for not accepting Chris's apology, since to Chris that would mean an instantaneous ban reversal.

Maybe Chris is a vampire?
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Didn't he also try this with Michael Snyder? You'd think he would have learned after his half assed apologies didn't work on him
 
NailsOnAChalkboard said:
Much respect to WalMart for trying to help the Chandler household finances. Unfortunately, being banned clearly didn't curb his toy shopping as much as expected



Didn't he also try this with Michael Snyder? You'd think he would have learned after his half assed apologies didn't work on him
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Yes he did. And history has shown that he doesn't learn from his mistakes.
 
Fapcop said:
TOPKEK!

That post is the epitome of Chris, crossbreed with a particularly virulent strain of autism.

He did something bad, but he was having a bad day, so it wasn't really his fault. This means that you should feel sorry for him!

Also, since he has tried to "resolve the matter" it pretty much washes away his original guilt.

Nay, the real villain is Walmart and everyone who works there.


Also, he isnt going to read your replies, since there's nothing to discuss. He's the Ayatollah of autism after all, and this isn't a discussion post, it's a Fatwa!
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>Ayatollah of Autism
Im absolutely stealing that one.
 
Postal Dude said:
"And I did have to eventually counter their verbal abuse with hardest eye contact and louder attack. He, amongst them, has attacked me first, Persecuting unjustly verbally and with physical invasion of my personal space."
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Good to know that Chris still conceptualises his arguments with the authorities like Pokemon battles.

Also here are some past uses of 'hardest eye contact':
  • ????: The High School Story has a protagonist who 'would leave the bully an intimidating glare with a purple glow from her green eyes.'
  • 2004: The Autism Papers state that Chris 'communicated an "intimidating glare" in a pictorial fashion.'
  • 2010: In a Jackie email about potential trouble at a potential Game Place sit in, Chris says 'I would first give them my scary, intimidating glare of anger. That is something I'd rather do than violence.'
  • 2015: Chris talking about the GameStop incident said 'Any address of "Sir", or "Man" upon me, will only be met by a cold shoulder or stare in their general direction.'
 
Subconcious Offense said:
"Please viral this message."

The employee turnover rate can't save him now. Even the new employees will hear of him by the time his message has made its round.
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You can almost hear the :ween: :ween: :ween: scurrying around spreading this wherever they can.
 
Strelok said:
The best part is if Chris had two braincells to rub together, he'd realize that Walmart and Bestbuy wouldn't even realize they still have bans against him if he didn't keep drawing attention to himself. He could just waltz right in and do his shopping and the people there would never fucking notice if he could just contain himself for the 30 min required to shop.
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Every time I see stuff like this, that's exactly what I think. If he could bother to dress average for a trip out and not wear his "Divine costume" and not carry a pocketbook of toys, he'd be fine. Instead, he really accepts these bans more seriously than the average person who just slaps on a baseball cap and goes back, gets shopping done, and leaves. Management doesn't have time to watch out for "store enemies". I really think he goes directly to customer service, identifies himself, and starts arguing like an episode of Perry Mason. More proof that being a sperg is his own worst enemy.
 
I would imagine that this is the type of shit that the Human Rights Campaign mostly hears about. Some asshole selfish balding tranny with no awareness is complaining about discrimination by evil people who the tranny has verbally and physically attacked. The messages from CWC to the HRC, if he goes through with it, would be gold.
meatslab said:
What I love most about this is that Chris doesn't actually think that they're discriminating against him for being trans. He thinks everyone else is so stupid that they'll definitely believe that he's being wrongfully discriminated and that will get people to help him get back into that Walmart. He's such an asshole lol.
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Chris is manipulative as all get out, but he is also a complete moron. He tries to use any excuse he can to get his way. If he wasn't such a slow-in-the-mind, he could be described as cunning. He knows that certain phrases and ideas can be used to help him, but he doesn't know how to do it. He throws everything he has at the problem instead of focusing on strongest points. Well, at least he didn't mention how these bans ruin his love (not to be confused with intercourse) life in these mini-rants.
 
I think these posts are genuine evidence that Chris has no sense of personal responsibility. He did something wrong, he was punished for it. Instead of facing up to that, (or by simply circumventing the punishment) he calls the people he did wrong as "transphobic" and "discriminate", while at the same time asking for what he believes to be a "dox" on both parties, refusing to take in any criticism or feedback from those he would ask this task of.

It's going to be interesting to see when Chris has to take care of himself, and how much the world actually doesn't care. Will he say "The entire world is transphobic?" or will he simply give up and shelter himself in a world of his own creation? I think at this point we can rule out suicide, as I believe that Chris does not have the mental fortitude to commit an act, unless he decides to take the whole house down with him via a fire.

I think this is what Chris thinks the corporate world is like
 
CatParty said:
He got banned for drawing bras on magic mike dvds. There is no discrimination
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Forgot about this story.

It's so much better than anything that could be made up.

Pepsi-Cola said:
It is. Autism by default makes people bumbling manchild idiots with no exceptions.
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While he's truly a stupid man, Chris isn't even as impaired as Reymon14, nevermind Kylie Brooks. He's just a son of Barbara Weston.

WhatNemesisMeans said:
When will he understand that he has neither fans nor followers ? Just once I'd like to know who exactly he thinks he's adressing.
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Seeing as how he's only recently started making meaningful money off of his crayola abortion, he probably thinks time has vindicated his works.

If he weren't such an uncultured hick, he'd compare himself to Vincent Van Gogh.

Kumquat said:
You forgot the end where he leaves and shouts "JEW!" as he walks out the door.
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All because the Game Place owner's name sounds similar to Adam Sandler's best friend.
 
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