LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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Marvin said:
I've never been, but I get the impression that a pride event in Charlottesville would be very muted, compared to something you'd see in a big city. Well, and ultimately it'd be worth it for Chris for the lesbians.
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"Fuck yeah Ima go to gay pride and score me some lesbians! and then bone them!"

Yeah no I know he wants to trib them with his broken sex toy, I just find his thinking hilarious.

Manly-Chicken said:
We've already seen what Chris thinks being "in disguise" looks like:View attachment 141704
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Kinda like a clown threw up all over him.
 
AnOminous said:
No, casinos do. Because letting in certain people actually costs them money. There is no reason for random retail establishments to bother.
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behavior aside, Chris(tine) probably fits in at Wal-Mart, but not everyone on peopleofwalmart.com will vandalize an XBox display, but at other places Chris(tine) might scare away paying customers even with normal nontard behavior, especially in bumfuck Virginia

Will ToysRUs ever ban Chris(tine)? many kid orientated places don't allow adults without kids with them, like LegoLand Discovery Centers
 
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Manly-Chicken said:
We've already seen what Chris thinks being "in disguise" looks like:View attachment 141704
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I always wanted to know, what is going on with his tongue in that picture?
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I would really like to know what position Walmart has in the election, after all I can think they would root for Trump more than for Hillary. But I doubt Chris includes that in his nightly political discourse with Barb.
 
Rokko said:
I always wanted to know, what is going on with his tongue in that picture?
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He's giving a sassy razz to the person filming, which kinda confirms that he wasn't exactly terrified of imminent public rape, as he claims.
 
If he always approaches employees with the question "Am I still banned" or with that stupid letter like Marvin says of course hes going to get turned away.
 
Buck Mullet said:
Drawing bras over shirtless males on the Magic Mike DVD covers is so bizarre, even for Chris. Does he always carry a sharpie with him? Or did it trigger him so much he bought a marker or even left the store and came back specifically to do this?

Before anyone goes "well, :autism:" it's so hard to believe even if it triggered him that much he'd resort to vandalism. I mean there is probably always an XBox display of some kind at Wal-Mart or Best Buy, so seeing it every time he's in the store, yeah, he's gotta do something about the damn HexBox! But how can his mind, feeble as it is, not just deal with the fact those DVD's are only going to be displayed a short while? He could, you know, just not fucking look at them?
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Chris' triggers are weird and random. Like, I don't think anyone would have predicted that he'd go so insane over Sonic's arms of all things. Every so often, something will just really get under his skin and he'll go completely nuts.

I think what's quite telling is that his excuse is "I was having a bad day." He seems to view the world outside of himself as this vague blur, so if something in the outside world upset him, then he is justified in taking his anger out on something else in the outside world. Possibly he even sees it as justified revenge.

I suspect it comes down to playing the autism card - he got used to people letting him off for tarding out when he was growing up, so he probably thinks now that provocation = get out of jail free.
 
It sounded to me like he was actually getting therapy for awhile. Probably court mandated. I get this strange feeling that he's no longer talking to a therapist. Now the voices are back, and he's out to save Sonic again.
 
normankrasner said:
behavior aside, Chris(tine) probably fits in at Wal-Mart, but not everyone on peopleofwalmart.com will vandalize an XBox display, but at other places Chris(tine) might scare away paying customers even with normal nontard behavior, especially in bumfuck Virginia

Will ToysRUs ever ban Chris(tine)? many kid orientated places don't allow adults with kids, like LegoLand Discovery Centers
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Toy's R Us is definitely not going to have to put a no-adults-without-children policy in place. So much of their business is adults buying presents for kids. But it seems like his leash might be a lot shorter there.

As for the way he looks/dresses, my guess is that any chain is going to be very hesitant to ban him based on that. Even if it raises eyebrows, there is too much risk of flak if they ask someone to leave for cross-dressing.

On the other hand, it could definitely cause staff to notice him more or keep an eye on him. And make it even more likely they will catch him for some of the minor, but legitimately wrong bullshit he has been known to pull.
 
Rokko said:
I always wanted to know, what is going on with his tongue in that picture?
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Mason Verger said:
He's giving a sassy razz to the person filming, which kinda confirms that he wasn't exactly terrified of imminent public rape, as he claims.
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That's a sassy razz, what Chris was doing was just retarded as usual. I think it's been mentioned before, but it looks like he was he was licking his lips, he does that a lot, and it's gross. When he does something like that, he looks even more like a crazy, toothless, old homo hobo, who is about to gum some possum stew. Or maybe he was licking his lips because he realized the jerk-clerk was naked under all dem' clothes.
Spork said:
I'm honestly not sure if that was supposed to be a disguise. He may have just been wearing the MLP sunglasses just because he's an idiot.
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He wore the alpha male glasss in rollin' and trollin' because he was an idiot...he wore the MLP sunglesses because is autistic, exceptional, and insane.
 
Marvin said:
I don't think it's any more complicated than it being gross. Just on a visceral level, like how little kids find nudity gross. Or how naked old people can be gross.

And then on top of that little kid mindset, he's worked himself up into a tizzy trying to avoid it.

If you surprise Chris with really graphic gay porn, he'll freak out. I'm pretty sure he hyperventilates and cannot calm down for a few minutes. Like a panic attack.
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I always pictured it more as a late-tween reaction, like a boy who just found out he liked girls and has to say YUCK I'M NOT FUCKING GAY when his friends tease him about it. It basically goes back to him not wanting to be perceived as desiring men, regardless of if anyone thinks he does. (Ironically, adults know there's a certain point when someone 'protests too much', but I honestly think Chris is too simple for that to be a good explanation). Chris sees male nudity and wants it covered, so he can't be perceived as even possibly liking it.

But what you're saying is, it's less like a tween saying "I'm not gay!" and more like a younger child saying "Ew, poop." Is that accurate?
 
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Chris invented the whole being disgusted by males thing himself. But it's functionally real at this point, because he's so stupid his own imagination overtook everything else.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I always pictured it more as a late-tween reaction, like a boy who just found out he liked girls and has to say YUCK I'M NOT FUCKING GAY when his friends tease him about it. It basically goes back to him not wanting to be perceived as desiring men, regardless of if anyone thinks he does. (Ironically, adults know there's a certain point when someone 'protests too much', but I honestly think Chris is too simple for that to be a good explanation). Chris sees male nudity and wants it covered, so he can't be perceived as even possibly liking it.

But what you're saying is, it's less like a tween saying "I'm not gay!" and more like a younger child saying "Ew, poop." Is that accurate?
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It's elements of both, I'm sure, but the "eww poop" reaction is pretty prominent.

@Alec Benson Leary describes the situation well. I can't really say what drove Chris' opinion, say, 10 years ago. Maybe 10 years ago, when Chris was hating on da homoes, it was more about how people viewed him (gay or straight). But nowadays? Chris is just fucking bonkers and really does lose his shit when exposed to male nudity.

It might've started out as "I'm not gay", but it's "eww poop" nowadays. Way more than people realize.

I kinda want to have a gallery of nipples, hidden behind screens, and have Chris try to guess which nipples are dude nipples and which ones are woman nipples. Have Chris hooked up to a heart monitor while you do it. Each nipple Chris guesses wrong will spike his heart rate.

He's trained himself to freak out (and I think it even manifests itself physiologically) because of how bothered he is by men.
 
Marvin said:
It's elements of both, I'm sure, but the "eww poop" reaction is pretty prominent.

@Alec Benson Leary describes the situation well. I can't really say what drove Chris' opinion, say, 10 years ago. Maybe 10 years ago, when Chris was hating on da homoes, it was more about how people viewed him (gay or straight). But nowadays? Chris is just fucking bonkers and really does lose his shit when exposed to male nudity.

It might've started out as "I'm not gay", but it's "eww poop" nowadays. Way more than people realize.
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Reminded of that one drawing Chris showed in one of his vids with him screwing around with three women he bothered to censor for the vid, yet he goes and cnesor his own nipple in that too!

I kinda want to have a gallery of nipples, hidden behind screens, and have Chris try to guess which nipples are dude nipples and which ones are woman nipples. Have Chris hooked up to a heart monitor while you do it. Each nipple Chris guesses wrong will spike his heart rate.

He's trained himself to freak out (and I think it even manifests itself physiologically) because of how bothered he is by men.
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That'll be a fun experiment!
 
Marvin said:
I kinda want to have a gallery of nipples, hidden behind screens, and have Chris try to guess which nipples are dude nipples and which ones are woman nipples. Have Chris hooked up to a heart monitor while you do it. Each nipple Chris guesses wrong will spike his heart rate.
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Nah. Just tell him they're all female nipples. Get him to glorify them for #freethenipple or whatever. Then tell him they're actually all guy nipples.
 
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