LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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It still amuses me greatly that Chris was too white trash for Walmart. That's a pretty significant feat.
 
Two hours, nearly 80 posts on a Sunday morning about a Walmart rant

Chris, you are amazing.
 
TazmamzaT said:
He vandalized an xbox display, how the fuck does that relate to him being a tranny?
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It's the way his mind works.

He just can't admit he was being an ass, vandalizing and generally being a spoiled jerk, so his mind retcons events. Back when he was banned, the only thing he could say was "They're just being manajerks!" or "They hate true love!" in the case of his sign antics.

Now, that he's a LGBTWTFBBQ person, suddenly he's learned that those people claim discrimination against them. He's already been publicly thrown out of a woman's bathroom, not because he's a creep but because of his "transition".

Now he has an excuse. It wasn't that he was banned for being Chris, he was banned because they just hate trannies.

It's like throwing down the autism card when he spergs out.

Another example: Locally, there's a balding, fat, middle aged tranny, that was recently in the news because he was in a McDonalds bathroom and tried talking to a little girl. The little girl flipped out and ended up getting the manager, who in turn called the police. Tranny didn't think there was anything wrong with creeping on a little girl, but surmised that it was because he was trans. In his mind "I was trans and got the police called because people hate me". He did or is still doing the same thing as Chris, some sort of crusade against the "discrimination".
 
At first I thought HRC is for Hillary Rhodam Clinton that's why he drops HRC right after mentioning Trump

Could be the group but I'm not convinced he's not autistic enough to think Hillary will care if this becomes viral
 
TOPKEK!

That post is the epitome of Chris, crossbreed with a particularly virulent strain of autism.

He did something bad, but he was having a bad day, so it wasn't really his fault. This means that you should feel sorry for him!

Also, since he has tried to "resolve the matter" it pretty much washes away his original guilt.

Nay, the real villain is Walmart and everyone who works there.


Also, he isnt going to read your replies, since there's nothing to discuss. He's the Ayatollah of autism after all, and this isn't a discussion post, it's a Fatwa!
 
I think Hillary Clinton has better things to do than take up the struggles of an autistic transwoman who got banned from a Walmart for vandalizing shit, but hey, maybe that's just me.

Also I gotta laugh at the fact that after decades of well documented examples of Walmart treating its workers like shit and wreaking havoc on small town economies, it was banning Chris for a totally understandable reason that gets him to call them evil
 
Also, gotta love how Chris picks up culture and concepts through autistic osmosis, but have no idea what they mean or how they're used.

* Hashtag random words.
* "Viral this post".
* "The LGBTQ"
* Millennial brocialism: "The employees...... Are lowlife capitalist scum."

Alas, even something as simple as vulgar Marxism (Capitalists are evil and exploit the workers) flies right over his head...
 
Maybe hold on? This forum has been waiting for another atom bomb of content like it had in August, but this might not turn into anything at all. It could just be some other random thing he starts up and forgets about. Gotta give it a little time and see if it goes somewhere... at least one protest attempt. :roll: But no, this won't help you at all Chris.
 
feedtheoctopus said:
I think Hillary Clinton has better things to do than take up the struggles of an autistic transwoman who got banned from a Walmart for vandalizing shit, but hey, maybe that's just me.
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Oh god... First Chris pretending to defeat Transformer Pmurt, and now this post.

Chris has apparently come to the conclusion that Hillary is a superhero fighting to aid "The LGBTQ"...
 
Mark Corrigan said:
Posts like this one are best proof that Chris is most amusing when left to his own devices.
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Nah fam.

I mean, this facebook rant is funny, but it isn't as funny as that sex tape he got tricked into making a few months back.
 
From the standpoint of a retailer, vandalizing merchandise is pretty damn serious.
Minor, my ass.

'How dare WalMart ban me for writing on sales displays and doing who knows what else! Discrimination!'

At least he's trooning properly; so far its all I've seen him succeed at.
 
Internet War Criminal said:
At first I thought HRC is for Hillary Rhodam Clinton that's why he drops HRC right after mentioning Trump

Could be the group but I'm not convinced he's not autistic enough to think Hillary will care if this becomes viral
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His parents have written to whoever the current president is about whatever problems they were having, and he's threatened to do the same against trolls.

Here it is:

"I got SUSPENDED FROM PVCC by the Board, and I have that Meddling XXXXX to thank for this as well. I am SUPER ANGRY! >8( My Dad is blood-thirsty for revenge as well. He’s going to write to US PRESIDENT, George W. Bush Jr., and Laura Bush, to help me get allowed back to PVCC. WE ALL CURSE DEATH upon that XXXXX, Mary Lee Walsh!"

—Christian's blog, September 16, 2004
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When will he understand that he has neither fans nor followers ? Just once I'd like to know who exactly he thinks he's adressing.
 
TazmamzaT said:
He vandalized an xbox display, how the fuck does that relate to him being a tranny?
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X boX is like XX sex chromosomes. He used to rage against women because he was jealous. Meanwhile playYstation reminds him of his Y chromosome which is why he loved it before. But then he found out he was a lesbian soul. Or just :autism:
 
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