LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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Bucharest said:
Further, Trespasses are made at the joint-decision of the Store Manager and the Asset Protection manager. If neither of them or any of the assistant managers are even still at the store, much less even working, he can just check in and out like a human being.
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So you didn't have photos of Chris up in the break room marked "DO NOT SERVE THIS INDIVIDUAL"? I figured Walmart mailed out his mugshot nationwide.
 
Bucharest said:
Although, another fun fact, whenever a trespass is slapped on someone, they make a file that does get sent to Bentonville, Arkansas (Wally World corporate HQ) and it stays there permanently. So, if Chris goes into any other Wal-Mart and fucks up... well, he could be banned across the entire company. But that's a whole other can of worms I won't even bother yapping about.

So, TL;DR- Wal-mart probably, literally, has no time at all for Chris.
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So, in other words, this specific Wal-Mart he's ranting about would be less likely to ban him short of an exceptional individual moment like last time than any other WM location in the country?
 
Bucharest said:
Although, another fun fact, whenever a trespass is slapped on someone, they make a file that does get sent to Bentonville, Arkansas (Wally World corporate HQ) and it stays there permanently. So, if Chris goes into any other Wal-Mart and fucks up... well, he could be banned across the entire company. But that's a whole other can of worms I won't even bother yapping about.
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do other stores do the same thing? Do the Gamestop, Target, or Best Buy HQs have a file on Chris(tine)? what would it take for him/her to get banned from McDonalds?
 
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An Ounce of Vagina said:
He can't do that. It's not even really about shopping at WalMart. It's the idea that he is not allowed something that really gets under his skin.

He doesn't just want to be allowed to shop there again. He wants them to throw themselves in the dirt before him and kiss his feet while begging him to forgive them their sins against him.
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I think you are pretty spot-on here. (maybe not quite as extreme as foot-kissing though) This does have to do with things like a ban "stressing him" and weighing on his mind. It's a pronouncement against him, and dumb shit like that pushes his chimp-out buttons. I have no doubt he sits at home and sighs about it. Wonder if he thinks he needs to set any judges straight?
 
Chris being banned from the Ruckersville Walmart five years ago, didn't stop Chris from going there three times in September 2015.

So.. Chris got banned again. Anyone want to guess what our pet lolcow did this time?
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
My understanding is you only really get banned from a fast food joint if you fucking rob the place.
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Wal-Mart is full of the kind of shit he spergs about, vidya and toys and other shit that might actually send him into an autistic tard rage. McDonald's just has food and he isn't picky enough to chimp about that so long as it's greasy and bad for him. I don't think he'd get thrown out of a McD's unless they had pony toys with Happy Meals and he chimped about not getting the one he wanted.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
@Marvin any guesses as to why the sudden shift in gears?
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I haven't heard anything substantial. I'm thinking Chris either had a bad day and the crown on top of his bad day was being inconvenienced by having to drive slightly further to buy some crap. Or he got kicked out by a manajerk at one of these places. (Either nothing happened and he's crying into his sundae, or something minor happened and he's crying into his sundae.)

Like, when it comes to these bans, as some people in here have guessed, they don't really mean much in practice. A normal person knows that an organization staffed primarily by minimum wage employees is essentially memoryless if you can keep a low profile. (It doesn't even need to be that low a profile, just wait a month or two, don't tard out and you'll be fine. No one cares.)

Chris usually manages to pull this off, but only accidentally. Chris is too stupid to realize that no one cares. He probably thinks they've got wanted posters with his face on them and spotlights and probably snipers. I think he's talked about how he's snuck into places he's banned before. He thinks he's like James Bond or some shit.

But he's not really excited about being James Bond. More resentful because he still relies on going to these places, so he's cranky that he has to be scared shitless to buy his crap.
 
I really REALLY fucking hate that Chris can use the SJW victim-hood bandwagon to attempt to garner sympathy. The question is, will even the Victim-hood clique sympathize with him on this?
 
CrayolaFuckinModelMagic said:
I really REALLY fucking hate that Chris can use the SJW victim-hood bandwagon to attempt to garner sympathy. The question is, will even the Victim-hood clique sympathize with him on this?
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Nah he did a stupid, and not a minor one either, I don't think even Tumblr can justify drawing bras on topless sexy men. (They seem to be fine with that)
 
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