LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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4Macie said:
It should also be mentioned that Chris doesn't actually know what the word discrimination means or how it's apply. He assumes it means "people aren't letting me do what I want" and because Walmart isn't letting him go there, they're discriminating against him.
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To be fair, that's a lot of self-proclaimed victims.
 
Only Christine is special enough to get banned from stores, shopping malls, churches and schools.

Christine, and terrorists.
 
DragoonSierra said:
I hate how hes lumping the employees with this shit.
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Yeah, those employees didn't do anything to ban Chris. Hell, as others have stated, the current management probably didn't have anything to do with it either. Also, those employees are working minimum wage, treated poorly, and some even have families. It's not fair for Chris to lump them in with a manager who's probably not even there anymore and who rightly banned him for vandalism.
 
MormonofID said:
Yeah, those employees didn't do anything to ban Chris. Hell, as others have stated, the current management probably didn't have anything to do with it either. Also, those employees are working minimum wage, treated poorly, and some even have families. It's not fair for Chris to lump them in with a manager who's probably not even there anymore and who rightly banned him for vandalism.
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Lets be realistic here: Those employees are only there to assist people and be there for a pleasant shopping experience. And to stop thieves so they won't have to raise the prices.

Normal people just ask hem for directions or smile and greet them with a kind nod.

Those are normal people though. They don't get banned from the store.
And they don't make that store their home away from home and hang around there day and night like Chris did with Game Stop.

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"I defaced property that was not mine and faced the consequences, therefore the Trump agenda is really Pmurting our nation."
*sigh*
Chris wins gold in mental gymnastics. Please viral this reply.
 
Damn, I woke up and "Terroristic Man-Toddler" was trending on Twitter, and I was giddy thinking Chris had finally snapped, maybe taking it out on Walmart or Best Buy, but it turned out just to be a Times article about Pmurt.
 
An Ounce of Vagina said:
Dear Ma'am or (ugh!) sir;

You are to unban I, Christine Weston Chandler of the royal Weston bloodline, former name Christian, birth name Christopher, Spanish name Ricardo, IMMEDIATLY! Also you are to provide me with all the toys I want and fire Anyone who I say so.

If you persist in your UNLAWFUL DISCRIMINATION against me, A TRUE AUTISTIC WOMAN with a VAGINA, I will have your whole company declared illegal by the HRC!

Also I bet you support Pmut! If you do not back Hillary I will have you arrested like the brute MALES you are before you try to rape me!

Have a good and safe day.
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Misspelled PmuRt. Or is it an intentional HONOR ROLL level spelling for lulz . . .? Other than that was hoping to get a name of Godbear reference worked in but still, 9/10 for TRUE and HONEST assumed accuracy until we get the garbage raided after 14 BC goes up in smoke again to confirm the verbatim answer for Chistorian posterity.

I would say Chris stands out more in employee recollection's now in his 'lesbian identified-male' costume than he ever used to in his original visual configurations when he first became internet famous. He has 0% stealth ability with the green hair so he'll have to play pretty strictly by the rules which we all know he excels at so well in society once the cavalry fails to materialize just like it has every time in the past outside Borb's inept flailing . . .
 
DragoonSierra said:
I hate how hes lumping the employees with this shit.
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Chris lumps anyone involved with whatever place is being bad to him in the same light.

I used to think it was the autism but given he's a really shitty person with regards to vandalism, theft and assault, the employees would be the first people to tell him not to do things.

"Management" in his mind, is someone behind a service desk, someone who yells at him, or some nebulous, never seen guy in a suit that bans him.
 
Pepsi-Cola said:
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Seems to be just a copy-and-paste of his bit about Walmart. Thoughts?

EDIT: Kudos to @Ronald Raygun :

From the CWCki:

"On 29 March 2014, a report surfaced on the CWCki Forums saying that earlier that month Chris has been spotted trying to steal merchandise from Best Buy. The next day Chris denied the truthfulness of the report, but Kim confirmed that the attempted shoplifting had indeed occurred."
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With all the public places in his reach that will ban him; he won't have anywhere to go to

After Barb butting the dust; I won't be surprised if he went mentally insane from isolation

Like more insane than usual
 
People with intelligence refer to Donald Trump as "Der Donald", "Il Douchebag", or "Trumplethinskin".

Chris, having the mind of a brain-damaged caterpillar on meth, just comes up with "PmurT" and thinks he's the most clever of all.
 
Dain Bramage said:
People with intelligence refer to Donald Trump as "Der Donald", "Il Douchebag", or "Trumplethinskin".

Chris, having the mind of a brain-damaged caterpillar on meth, just comes up with "PmurT" and thinks he's the most clever of all.
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You're expecting too much for a guy who named Mary Lee Walsh Slaweel, or says that his imaginary "bizarro" counterpart Naitsirhc is "totally gay".
 
Dain Bramage said:
People with intelligence refer to Donald Trump as "Der Donald", "Il Douchebag", or "Trumplethinskin".

Chris, having the mind of a brain-damaged caterpillar on meth, just comes up with "PmurT" and thinks he's the most clever of all.
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Meh, it's not too far from calling him Drumpf, which everyone was doing a few months ago.
 
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