LGBT 2-Oct-2016: FB Walmart Rant - Chris wants to start a revolution ..again

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MormonofID said:
I've never been banned from anywhere (aside from a few communities on Reddit), but this seems to be it. The manager probably doesn't care enough about some dummy who vandalized a display 3 years ago to really care. Granted, last time he tried to go there, he was asked to leave by an employee who recognized him, but that's probably because he dresses the same every time he goes out in public. Also, the
HRC probably won't do anything, because the store is actually in the right here.
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Places like walmart have thousands of people banned from miniscule reasons to felonious reasons...I promise the only reason he gets noticed is because of how outlandish he dresses. Also loss prevention probably gets a kick out of kicking him out, they know he's no threat and it's prolly a fun 15 minutes of work for them before they get back to tackling thugs who steal shit. There's usually 2 guys working at a time, one walking the floor one watching the cameras, if he went low key no one would notice him.
 
Darndirty said:
I promise the only reason he gets noticed is because of how outlandish he dresses. Also loss prevention probably gets a kick out of kicking him out, they know he's no threat and it's prolly a fun 15 minutes of work for them before they get back to tackling thugs who steal shit.
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This. Chris is entertainment to a lot of people. Working some shit job against real shoplifters, and then in walks Chris, who'll throw a tantrum, eventually deliver some goofy monologue, and end up leaving, or else getting tackled by jerkops? How would anyone involved not want to troll a guy like that?

That's the thing about Chris, that's his draw. It's like in high school when people threw coins at him. Someone else would have gotten irked or tried to ignore it, but Chris scooped them up, then bragged about how he has all this money now.

It's like he has some "Please troll me" sign permanently stuck to his back.
 
The logic here is obviously so sad I'm not sure if he wrote this in tard rage knowing everyone will tell him to stop acting like diaper aged kid or if he somehow justified this in his head into some sort of srs oppression, but the best part was "lowlife corporate scum". Classic Chris, insulting people who probably pay the tax money that funds his tugboat. What a scum indeed.
 
Purmojemvits said:
The logic here is obviously so sad I'm not sure if he wrote this in tard rage knowing everyone will tell him to stop acting like diaper aged kid or if he somehow justified this in his head into some sort of srs oppression
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Chris has always used the oppression rationale. The LoveQuest had its genesis in him claiming his English professor hated autists.

The only thing new about this tirade is for once in his life Chris is piggybacking on an oppression narrative which is currently in vogue.
 
xenomorph said:
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From the CWCki:
"Chris was banned from the Ruckersville Wal-Mart in September 2013 after vandalising an Xbox One sign to read "HEXbox One" with a permanent marker.[4] Over a year later, an apology letter written to the store was leaked. In it, he says how inconvenient it is for him to have to go to the Target instead, and how he would like to be able to shop there again.

Said apology letter later turned out to be a possible fabrication, as on 3 January 2015 it was leaked that Chris supposedly has caused a scene at Wal-Mart and even had his pepper-spray on hand.[5]"
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Ho boy. And I thought he said he was cured of his Autism...Is he finally coming to terms with the fact that it's NOT?? Well that's a surprise.
 
Replicant Sasquatch said:
Chris has always used the oppression rationale. The LoveQuest had its genesis in him claiming his English professor hated autists.

The only thing new about this tirade is for once in his life Chris is piggybacking on an oppression narrative which is currently in vogue.
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Is this the first time that Chris is actually following a fashion?
 
TazmamzaT said:
Is this the first time that Chris is actually following a fashion?
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No. Nothing Chis does, says, or is interested in is at all eclectic or counter-culture. Chris has been a brony since that whole bullshit started.

He's just slow on the uptake and literal-minded, so it always comes off as a gross caricature.
 
All they have to do is Google Chrissy and they'll have all the reasons in the world not to let him back in. :)
 
Chris could probably return to these stores without trouble, but he shouldn't. He causes too much of a ruckus and is too hated by trolls, weens, and trolling enablers on facebook. It is only a matter of time before another stupid incident occurs and Chris ends up in more trouble. It will be worse after his mom dies and the only defense mustered is that he is a slow-in-the-mind who is too stupid to understand what he is doing.
Manly-Chicken said:
Doesn't change the fact they were calling him a goofy sounding name to insult him like 12 year olds.
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Not only that, but these are the people who get violent-angry over so-called "dead naming". They are actually using a dead name that Trump has nothing to do with, but you shouldn't dare to mention that some annoying tranny had a different birth name.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Well, Chris has been banned from multiple McDonald's.
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So far as I know, McDonald's is one of the few places he has never been banned from, other than the specific McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart, where he was thrown out for loitering and banned from the Wal-Mart in general after coming back.
 
AnOminous said:
So far as I know, McDonald's is one of the few places he has never been banned from, other than the specific McDonald's inside the Wal-Mart, where he was thrown out for loitering and banned from the Wal-Mart in general after coming back.
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I could have sworn he was complaining about having to go to a McDonald's further away, because he was unwelcome at the one closest to his house. If I'm wrong, sorry about that.
 
Drawets Rednaxela said:
Only a matter of time before the courts lose patience with him.
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Chris radiates mental retardation. He's going to be a petty criminal for the rest of his life, and continue to get slapped on the wrist for it. The real concern is when things spiral out of his control and a bad situation becomes a terrible one. Like trying to get out of a parking lot while he's being chased by store security, then accidentally killing someone with his car. And if jails had internet access, he'd post about how he was set up, and a fake toddler had been used to slander his autism and lesbian LGBTQ; amongwhich.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I could have sworn he was complaining about having to go to a McDonald's further away, because he was unwelcome at the one closest to his house. If I'm wrong, sorry about that.
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I'd honestly be surprised if he was banned. We're talking about a fast food restaurant here.
 
Tubular Monkey said:
Chris radiates mental exceptionalism. He's going to be a petty criminal for the rest of his life, and continue to get slapped on the wrist for it. The real concern is when things spiral out of his control and a bad situation becomes a terrible one. Like trying to get out of a parking lot while he's being chased by store security, then accidentally killing someone with his car. And if jails had internet access, he'd post about how he was set up, and a fake toddler had been used to slander his autism and lesbian LGBTQ; amongwhich.
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^^This. Never in my life do I think Chris can purposefully do anything except be a nuisance. Even his macing incident was hopelessly inept and could have, at worst, screwed up the guy's eyes for a few days. What IS a danger, though, is that Chris could one day do something terrible completely by accident. Chris is frequently committing acts of vandalism, theft, and vehicular stupidity. He has poor judgement and panics when confronted. At some point, through pure carelessness and stupidity, Chris could hurt someone or cause real property damage.
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
I could have sworn he was complaining about having to go to a McDonald's further away, because he was unwelcome at the one closest to his house. If I'm wrong, sorry about that.
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It might have been the one in the Wal-Mart. That or the cwcki missed something.
 
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