2 Weeks to Flatten the Curve

[VOC]

Yeah, lets all get comfy and get some milk tea and jammies

I always shitpost in my jammies, for maximum rustling of jimmies

 

[Activelo]

Throughout all of this, even if we have to be quiet about it, never forget to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING.

Null, I hope things get better on your end. The amount of bullshit you go through for us is unreal.

 

[teriyakiburns]

Ignoring twitter is a good strategy in general. It's a disgusting hive that makes a monkeypox-infested gay orgy look like an enlightened paradise of polite discourse.

 

[ImJustHereForShoeJosh]

Idk how this is gonna look after posting it cause the page is all fucked for me rn, but all I wanted to say Josh is don't sweat it lad.
Sit back and chill, this shit will blow over and we'll figure it out eventually. Perhaps switch to streaming more if you've got it in you? It will allow you to maintain a presence beyond the Onion, as well as allow you to net in some funds for potential solutions that may reveal themselves with time. While I'm completely down for curbing out the influx of retards from reddit/twitter, it's still better to be known in the cultural space, hell this may even be a turning point for TOR overall considering how many people may be pulled towards using it to get access to that juicy hot goss lmao.

Either way lad, cheer up, don't let it get to you. We're gonna be fine.

 

[Corn Flakes]

On the bright side, numbers have doubled from just a couple hours ago:

Took you speds long enough. Now let's get to posting about more fun things.

 

[Gabagooled]

@Null You have to deal with whatever shit you got going on man, these people aren't worth the stress.

 

[SenutiSolidus]

It's what needs to happen. Being in a cycle of pure hate for a week was fucking exhausting. As much as I hate feeling like this is surrender, it's for the best of the site.

 

[Quizibo]

Throughout all of this, even if we have to be quiet about it, never forget to ARCHIVE EVERYTHING.

Null, I hope things get better on your end. The amount of bullshit you go through for us is unreal.

An absolute must. I agree.

 

[Museum Burning Rioter]

tor is a slow piece of shit so l hope this tor phase won't last long
l have to login in to the farms each time l close it

 

[I glow in the dark]

Who's a keffals? Never heard of em'

All memes aside Jersh, we'll keep shit comfy here for now, something something, family shit comes first.

 

[Raw Onion Enjoyer]

What happens when you base your whole "career" on opposing a boogeyman and then it disappears? It's going to be interesting to see

 

[ForTheHoard]

I'm happy to comply to make your life a little easier for a bit, but I doubt it helps. Just being a space they can't control will lead to us being a permanent target. The only conditions that will make our existence acceptable is submitting to them or going away entirely. Either way, I'm holding out hope and willing to do what I can in support. I think this fight goes well beyond just laughing at trannies and losing will have rippling negative effects on the modern internet. I just hope the good guys end up winning in the end.

 

[Piss Bear]

I am fully behind this idea. I'm tired of hearing about the fucking drama too. I'm tired of giving them attention because to be quite frank I didn't give a fuck about any them before all this drama happened. Thank you Null, and I wish you nothing but the best through these difficult times.

 

[Tuxedo_Zemus]

Based. Small, insular communities are maximum comfy.

 

[Allakazam223]

Thanks for being a strong man during hard times, Null. You've given a place for outcasts to be somewhat accepted by other outcasts. Today is a dark day in the history of the Internet.

 

[Gravemind]

That's a tall order to make when half of the internet at large is currently made up of terminally online (and "terminally unfunny", as some put it) retards who, in all honesty, act every bit as bad as the people they slander. Because we live in an infuriatingly nonsensical state of sociable decline in which everyone paradoxically attributes worth to every last thing they say while dismissing it all as "worthless" in the same vein, and all anyone personally cares about is chasing that one drop of internet clout by way of having been a snarky shit to someone they don't like online, because they believe "ignoring" people is somehow giving them power over you.

 

[Spunt]

Stop the sallies, retreat behind the walls, and wait for the besiegers' armies to start a war with someone else that forces them to leave. Worth a try.

 

[Exigent Circumcisions]

There goes all meaning and purpose in my life.

 

[Gabagooled]

I say we all have a good laugh at the West Memphis rage pig.

 

[Thorgrim Grudgebearer]

Semper Fi lads
We've always been told not to touch da poo, and yet here we were for the past fews days (in)directly interacting with the cows. Baiting and baiting and going off the site to other platforms to try and get a reaction out of them. Maybe waiting out the storm truly is the solution, but even if it isn't, we're back to what we should have been doing.

Anyway null, u da best