Prison Letters 20/22 Oct 2021 - Chris Responds to Six Questions (ALL CAPS RAGE INCLUDED!) - Two letters from jail responding to a ween's questions and breaking out into a random rage against ED and toxic haters.

[The Dude]

I have no doubts that Chris has been so bitter and "traumatized" by seeing Bob's bare boner because it was a lot bigger than Chris' (and didn't look like it had been shoved into a pneumatic press). Chris is a petty, jealous moron with the brain of a child, so of course he would be envious of something like that. Or maybe he's just upset that he was never able to have an incestuous three-way with both his elderly parents?

 

[rage against modernity]

I have no doubts that Chris has been so bitter and "traumatized" by seeing Bob's bare boner because it was a lot bigger than Chris' (and didn't look like it had been shoved into a pneumatic press). Chris is a petty, jealous moron with the brain of a child, so of course he would be envious of something like that. Or maybe he's just upset that he was never able to have an incestuous three-way with both his elderly parents?

Don't forget his half-brother

 

[King Kiwi]

Assisted Living Community legit seems the best for Chris.

Fuck it, nothing less than Azkaban for Christine Patti Pettigriew Chandler.

Quite the similarities if you look at them: hid behind his friends in high school, accused everyone else of being the traitor, likes to have other people fight his battles and protect him, belongs in prison, did horrible and heinous things and is a fat, bald ugly ratty man.

 

[Chazzed Up]

It isn't like the option didn't exist when Chris was a child - the problem there was his parents were from a time where having a mental problem would basically reduce the child to be regarded as a freak for life. The kind you would hide in the attic so they didn't make you look bad to guests. So Bob and Barb refused to put Chris into special education which he sorely needed, in the hopes that mainsteaming him would somehow work out.

Obviously, he has become everything they didn't want him to become, which is somebody reviled by society at large as the village idiot, because he was ultimately left to his own devices and coddled to never accept blame was being his fault - everything bad that ever happens was societal discrimination or some bullshit. Keep in mind Chris always gravitated towards women because he generally felt that women got treated nicer than men and he hated being subjected to the same standards as normal males, and that slippery road was something he dived headfirst onto when he discovered the concept of 'tomgirls'. It probably would have happened far faster if he'd ever had the mental capacity to understand 'Hedwig and the Angry Inch'.

Giving him mental health treatment early on might've helped, but I still have my doubts that people like Chris are preventable. Just makes me think of Randy Stair again. He had a completely ordinary and supportive family by all accounts, and yet he devolved into the same autistic pursuits as Chris: creating a garbage ripoff of some existing media, becoming a tranny, and turning his fictional characters into a religion. They're both bronies too, unsurprisingly. I swear there's something about anime/ponies/video games and such that interacts with autism in the most catastrophic way.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

Giving him mental health treatment early on might've helped, but I still have my doubts that people like Chris are preventable. Just makes me think of Randy Stair again. He had a completely ordinary and supportive family by all accounts, and yet he devolved into the same autistic pursuits as Chris: creating a garbage ripoff of some existing media, becoming a tranny, and turning his fictional characters into a religion. They're both bronies too, unsurprisingly. I swear there's something about anime/ponies/video games and such that interacts with autism in the most catastrophic way.

Randy Stair's parents were the kinda support where you get support if you toe the line. Plenty of people in the 80s just went Punk or Rebelled. The difference really comes down to the feeling of isolation one can get if they try to interact with someone on the street(or a place where you are not a customer).

There are not Youth Male Centers of America catering to this demographic anymore, the boyscouts are disgraced, most churches are disgraced.

What major group takes in outcasts? The Alphabet group. Betcha there would be less queers if more than queers accepted degens into the group. It's like most of America forgot how rehab worked and instead traded it for school shootings. And no, I do not blame the internet, I blame Boomers and their 'Fuck you, got mine' mentality for people like Randy and Chris but life is rarely so simple that pushing youth groups harder would be a quick fix to violence committed by ostracized youth. The simple truth is that many would reject that too and still end up as a drain on society.

Autism and Internet Autism are two different things that overlap a ton, but they are different and I feel we often forget that when saying things about people other than Chris Chan who is a unique case study into believing literally everything you hear. Hopefully Chris Chan is one of a kind in that regard as frankly I have more fun laughing at "Adults".

 

[Trugrade]

It has long lulls between lulz, I agree, but a rapist of the geriatrics is where he belongs. As usual, Chris is not learning anything and which is why I hope there are added charges we don't know of yet that were added during Discovery that will lead to a real prison sentence (1+ years, out on pity/good behavior in 1). Unlike jail, he'll have access and be forced to go to psych treatments. He's insane, but not criminally insane, so this is really the best for him, along with being in a PC wing with hardcore criminals who will scare the fucking shit out of him when he tantrums. Think Internet Lumberjack Power Level 9000+.

Real incarceration is genuinely the best option for him at this point. He won't be a threat to society over trivial things like the 30th Anniversary Yellow Armed Sonic or serious things like the elderly or young, He really has no place to go and won't fare well in the Homeless Saga and God knows what Janke/Sockness-types would do to him in this Saga. He'll have 3 hots and a cot while the Pshrink figures out what meds he needs to be on and Parole services can find him proper housing/care after the fact.

Definitely, I get you. But I might be in The minority when I say Chris has a strong case for hospitalization over prison. Judges have to consider many things, including what said defendants life will look like after only a few years of detainment. 2-3 years goes by fast.

They have to consider the public’s safety above most. We’ve seen Chris’s mental deterioration in a mere few months post jail. The defense has a strong case, for the best outcome for Chris and the public in general, he be sent to a facility where he can become properly medicated and retrained (Somehow) to snap out of some of his delusions. If that’s possible. He also needs proper treatment to break his need of the internet, or else he’ll just constantly reoffend as a sex offender and create a revolving door of arrests.

Chris would be a scary fucking person to release into the wilds of society after three years of playing solitaire in a cell while thinking he’s actually Jesus Christ incarnate. The guy needs the medical attention he was never given from a young age.

 

[mindlessobserver]

Even Prison can't contain Chris' autism.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Chris's bs also is the _only_ thing that has brought him stuff he wants and attention. At the present it's getting chris commissary and attention.
That bob thing is probably true though. Chris is running out of material and maybe it'll be some real stuff thrown in more like that.

Is this where chris's "I'm not gay" has it's roots at? at bobs statue penis? that's traumatic, what the hell? seeing your dads penis as a kid because you wanted something and they were still asleep? ffs.

Maybe he’s digging up as many “traumatic” events as he can in the hope of claiming diminished responsibility or something. The homophobia was really just a minor thing arising from his religion that the trolls played on because they knew it triggered him.

Nah but he'd be up to believe Scientology if someone showed it to him

The problem there is that Scientology is designed for sane people. It takes a fuckton of brainwashing with many setbacks before you get to the alien stuff. When Scientologists say they don’t believe in Xenu, they’re probably telling the truth - most of them don’t get that far.

Chris, on the other hand, would happily skip straight to the alien ghosts and atom bombs and shitting brass dogs. Probably claim he’s the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. He’d find the years of in-depth analysis and interrogation before the crazy stuff incredibly boring.

 

[WoggleBugHimself]

The problem there is that Scientology is designed for sane people. It takes a fuckton of brainwashing with many setbacks before you get to the alien stuff.
He’d find the years of in-depth analysis and interrogation before the crazy stuff incredibly boring.

Yes, Scientology weeds out non-rich, non-crazy people for their cult.

 

[Alex Krycek]

I have no doubts that Chris has been so bitter and "traumatized" by seeing Bob's bare boner because it was a lot bigger than Chris' (and didn't look like it had been shoved into a pneumatic press). Chris is a petty, jealous moron with the brain of a child, so of course he would be envious of something like that. Or maybe he's just upset that he was never able to have an incestuous three-way with both his elderly parents?

Remember that while Roleplaying as Magi-Chan on Twitter he referred to both of his parents as waifus.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

Yes, Scientology weeds out non-rich, non-crazy people for their cult.

Poor people can do it, but they have to work for the Church. Which is another reason Chris is ineligible.

 

[Tsurubami Senri]

Swearing is not, using the lord's name in vain is. Telling someone to fuck off is fine, saying someone's a god damn moron is not.

Ah alright thanks for the correction

 

[OrionBalls]

Chris, on the other hand, would happily skip straight to the alien ghosts and atom bombs and shitting brass dogs. Probably claim he’s the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard. He’d find the years of in-depth analysis and interrogation before the crazy stuff incredibly boring.

Just had to check. Thank goodness, Hubbard died shed his body in 1986. I was really worried for a second.

 

[King Kiwi]

Even Prison can't contain Chris' autism.

The clink can't even handle him right now...

 

[Kill Your Idols]

The only aspect of these letters I really like is that Chris has fully demonstrated he's a master of rationalizing. Somehow, as the divine lord and messiah, he can still seriously and unapologetically blame a fucking shitpost site like Encyclopedia Dramatica for his problems a decade after they found him. It's almost impressive how he holds himself up to such a high esteem when he's so very, very, petty.

 

[Phalanges Mycologist]

shitting brass dogs

Um what now? I knew about the aliens and the abom ghost volcano things but Dog's shitting brass? That's a new one on me.

 

[Mountain Clansman]

Many things about these letters make me laugh. One thing in particular I haven't seen anyone mention is the fact that he has ostensibly taken a peculiarly literal interpretation of the phrase "Second Coming." If I've interpreted him correctly from the previous letters, he seems to be saying that this event consists of him physically arriving at a location -- his (former) house. In other words, when he gets out of jail and goes back to his room full of toys. In reality, of course, if he was Christ come again, the Second Coming would have already occurred at his birth, or maybe when he first realized he was God.

This is made all the more amusing with the dramatic irony of knowing he will never be allowed near that house again, or at least if he's caught trespassing there, he will go straight back to jail.

 

[King Kiwi]

Many things about these letters make me laugh. One thing in particular I haven't seen anyone mention is the fact that he has ostensibly taken a peculiarly literal interpretation of the phrase "Second Coming." If I've interpreted him correctly from the previous letters, he seems to be saying that this event consists of him physically arriving at a location -- his (former) house. In other words, when he gets out of jail and goes back to his room full of toys. In reality, of course, if he was Christ come again, the Second Coming would have already occurred at his birth, or maybe when he first realized he was God.

This is made all the more amusing with the dramatic irony of knowing he will never be allowed near that house again, or at least if he's caught trespassing there, he will go straight back to jail.

I took a collective shit at his Collective Shift proclamation.

 

[Hollywood Hitler]

Giving him mental health treatment early on might've helped, but I still have my doubts that people like Chris are preventable. Just makes me think of Randy Stair again. He had a completely ordinary and supportive family by all accounts, and yet he devolved into the same autistic pursuits as Chris: creating a garbage ripoff of some existing media, becoming a tranny, and turning his fictional characters into a religion. They're both bronies too, unsurprisingly. I swear there's something about anime/ponies/video games and such that interacts with autism in the most catastrophic way.

If his parents weren't so "old-fashioned" and listen to his school's suggestion in going to a special-needs school, he'd probably would've had a better shot at moving out of his home, and the whole rape saga might've not happen.

He might've contributed to society as a cart-pusher. Maybe. He'd still be an egotistical, selfish, creepy JERK; school can't fix that. But he'd have less time to spend on the internet, raping his mom, and playing with toys.
I'm not saying this would've happened if they did step-A, just that it would've been a chance for a maybe.

Chris is really dedicated to this messiah persona, thinking that he'd be able to coast by by going to a mental institution for the criminally insane. If he ever read One Flew Over the Coocoo's Nest (or any book in general) he'd know that those places are worse than prison, and that he could end up staying there for the rest of his life, which would be the likely scenario because Chris doesn't listen to other people and refuses to change.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

Because Chris can't not TL;DR, he spends pages and pages to say not that much.

It's like that really long rambling story about the q-sands.