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I 1000% (mostly) agree with your sentiment. I think the issue is, it doesn't apply to DSP.Okay pardon me speaking like a human being. I was being hyperbolic. Obviously Im referring to the specific subset (which is not small) of detractors that somehow think that watching Phil have everything work out for him is some sort of punishment and his life is falling apart at the seams. I'm not mad at Phil, I only watch because he's a living time capsule of sorts. The "bad" ending of a super successful youtube career. Whatever.
Like I said, and elaborated on, before it's just funny how many people are convinced that DSP wasting all of his money on things that he enjoys is him losing. Whatever the actual quantity of people is is irrelevant to me. I'm not keeping track. It's just a surprisingly large amount of copers
So, back in the day, this used to be something, myself included, that others got a little more riled up about. We didn't know where the money was going, so we all had our various assumptions on what Phil was buying, assuming that it was something that he must be enjoying. Yeah, he was miserable on stream, but off stream he must have...something that he spends all that money on that makes him happy. Or people thought he was building a huge retirement fund so he could fuck off in a few years and live the rest of his life on vacation.
But now we know the money is going to Champions. Phil doesn't spend thousands of dollars on Champions because he enjoys Champions. On the contrary, Phil has actually had a few "see the light" moments where he's actively complained about how predatory and shitty mobile games are. Phil spends thousands of dollars because he's addicted. It's like Phil's streaming career. Walk into a casino and hang around the slots for awhile, you'll see people who are exactly like Phil. There might be the occasional dopamine hit or brief moments of happiness, sure, but we're talking incredibly fleeting, few minutes at a time.
Shockingly, Phil is right for once, these games are incredibly predatory. By nature, it's designed not to provide much satisfaction because satisfied players aren't going to whale out. Even when you "win" there's going to be a new challenge the next day you have to whale for to get to the top, and a bunch of new characters better than the last new character you spend hundreds, if not thousands of dollars trying to get/max out. And to make matters worse, you're ultimately competing against other whales, IIRC, Phil hasn't even managed to reach top 4 levels of bragging rights in any of the daily competitions we've seen. I think the highest he's gotten is like, 12th or something.
On paper, if you heard about someone who gets 100k+ a year to sit around in their pajamas and play video games for a few hours each day, it would sound like a dream job. Except then you actually watch Phil and you realize that (unless someone tipped recently) he's miserable and hates video games. You'd also assume someone like that would at least be good about video games and understand them, but Phil sucks and can't even comprehend basic gameplay information.
To go back to your first point, I think saying everything is "working out" for DSP is where people get unreasonable expectations. Because, typically, when they say working out, what they mean is Phil is still alive. Phil is an addict with no friends, no hobbies (for the reasons above, I don't count his addiction as a hobby because it's, well, an addiction) no prospects for the future (besides continuing to exist) nothing to be proud about, and no real family. There's a reason the dude has to grasp to a 4th place win and mall trophy from 20 years ago. But because he's not homeless and in prison, some people act like there's no justice in the world and karma doesn't exist. And even when bad stuff happens, because it isn't bad enough, they insist everything is working out in his favor. Hell, I bet even if Phil died, some people would say it wasn't enough because he deserved to suffer for years with some painful form of cancer. Don't get me wrong, I'd love if something big and juicy happened to really hurt Phil, but you can't set the bar too high otherwise you'll end up constantly disappointed. Not only with Phil, but pretty much all the cows on here.
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