20 Year Reunion - Does he still care?

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ChurchOfGodBear

ChurchOfGodBear

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Far earlier in Christory, our lad made his time in high school the bedrock of his entire life. His passion for HS remained incredibly consistent until fairly recently. At some point in the past few years, Chris has replaced High School with bronycon, social media, and his LGBT scene. At least, publically. It's very possible that Chris still enshrines High School, But had learned not to speak of it.

However, it just occurred to me that his 20-year reunion is coming up... and if the planning committee isn't totally stupid, they're going to be working on it already. Do you think High School could return to Chris's world as a result?
 
ChurchOfGodBear said:
Do you think High School could return to Chris's world as a result?
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I wish it could, but I doubt it. I think hes so far gone down the road of insanity that it would take a fuck of a lot to pull him to even think about it. i think hes completely given up on this universe and is 100% all-in on the what-have-you that people have put in his head.
 
Chris stopped caring about the possibility of a reunion once he found out that his gal pals only associated with him out of pity. At this point he’s probably more interested in whatever fantasies he can act out via legos.
 
I don't think he gives a shit about that anymore. Like @Argh My Cigar said, once Chris found out that his friends were not really his friends, his fondest memories and ideals of high school were shattered into pieces.
 
Eh. I think he'd go and get excited for it/sperg out over it if he was aware of it, but, as things are today, I think he's too preoccupied with cartoons being real and other retards blocking him on Twitter to care. Still, it's over a year away, so who knows what kind of fuckery Chris will get up to between now and then? For all we know, by Christmas he could be obsessed with something new, or revert back to lego, or file to run for president.
 
It should also be noted that once his high school friends started blocking him on Facebook because of his online behavior (I forget if this was before or after the house fire), he started begging them to unblock him and not to abandon him. He's literally just moved on to another social circle and another social media platform.
 
While it’s happening and when he finds out I could see him being happy or even excited. It’s a chance for him to show himself to his old friends and all that. It probably won’t go as well as he hopes and he’ll make an angry tweet about it here and there after that and eventually it will fade into obscurity.
 
If the re-union dropped into his lap he'd probably have a little spasm of nostalgia and want to go (could get some content if he found out the reunion is happening, but he isn't invited), but as it is, he's too distracted by his cartoonland bullshit.

I think deep down he's kinda-sorta-two-thirds accepted that his HS pals aren't going to rescue him from the misery of 14 Branchland crt like he wanted them to (but he'll still sperg out about terrible injustice of that fact if something draws his attention to it)
 
It's probably for the best that he doesn't know about anything anyway; we don't need to know how everyone else in his year did to know that he's the biggest failure out of any of them (except arguably anyone who's dead).
 
If someone messaged me about my 20 year high school reunion, I'd ask for $150 worth of cocaine first upfront before I went. Because that's the faggiest idea for an event ever.
 
I wonder if he still holds his class ring as something big anymore like he did during the beginning of the trolling since he knows how poorly he was seen by his "friends" back then. Does it hold as much sway to him anymore and does it work with his sonichu nonsense? Would Chris try to force people to like him by going to the reunion like he's trying with people on Twitter that blocked him?
 
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If someone messaged me about my 20 year high school reunion, I'd ask for $150 worth of cocaine first upfront before I went. Because that's the faggiest idea for an event ever.
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You don't want to tell them about your proud pickle suited escapades?
 
Can't remember where I picked that from, but I was under the impression that, while the gal pals had some prodding by Bob and the Manchester faculty, the part about Bob actually paying them for their troubles was proven to be fabricated, or something like that. Maybe it's just autism and burnout mashing shit together.
 
Why would Chris waste his time talking to actual human beings when he can simply post rants about his orgies with his electric hedgehogs on Twitter ?
 
It's been a long time since Chris mentioned them.

No one wants to know you only hang out with them out of pity; but if he was blocked by them...

He sure has gotten over it.
 
Who has time for meeting old classmates when you're literally a god(dess) with the fate of two dimensions hanging on your every word? And ponyfag shit.

Additionally, he doesn't have to just worry about getting blocked by his class- he now has all of twitter to be blocked by. He's too big of a fish for little ponds!
 
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