2014-9-10 "Final Closure"?

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  • Something amazing happened, and I wanted to get to my computer as fast as possible to write it down!
  • I had to shut out as many distractions as possible to retain as many of the juicy details as I could
  • Please do *NOT* take me out of context.
  • I've shown that my inner child is still alive and kicking, and that I'd make an excellent dad in 30 years when I'm ready for kids.
  • and 5 little girls
  • I absolutely *love* physical contact, and these kids were at the right age where they're all cute and cuddly, especially this one in particular who was very plump.
  • I knew it wouldn't be appropriate to just jump in with them, so I stayed quiet and while keeping to myself, I couldn't help but watch.
  • Eventually one of them ... came up to me and started talking a bit.
  • with my inner child growing restless
  • compound the temptation for me to jump right in, a lot of them were barefoot, too!
  • this girl decides to gently spank me. In my mind, that opened up physical contact.
  • So I tickle her in the ribs, she giggles and squirms and all that, and after a few minutes of this sort of back-and-forth with "icebreaking" as well, the next thing I know these 5 girls are tightening around me doing their darndest to stir up some kind of negative reaction
  • all 6 of us are having a ball wrestling and tickling and I'm just beaming from these girls giggling and squirming and contantly coming back because they genuinely had fun
  • I was tickling at their bellies, armpits, and even a bit of the feet too
  • I also remember Mom coming around to get them off of me so I could get back to playing pinball, and that worked out really well: when it was my turn, Mom would get between me and the others so I could play, but when Mom's turn came around, I was able to go back to having fun
  • But it doesn't end there, because after a little while the kids and I were all rolling around, wrapping and wrestling and having a blast but then many of these mid-aged guests were just standing around watching all of this unfold
  • I got up and went to Mom, dragging these couple of girls as I pushed with all my muscles to get to Mom who lead me away to a quiet area
  • "Child Molester"
  • Officer, I swear, we were playing, no genitals were grabbed, everyone was having fun, and I kept my pants on!
  • Now to be fair I tried to reach under the chubby girl's shirt to try to reach her belly since direct skin-to-skin contact is far more sensitive than trying to penetrate through clothing
  • I was having the time of my life from the all-too-rare treat of physical contact play!
  • Like I said, I rushed quickly as I could to jot this all down if nothing else because it was so impacting to me personally I wanted it in some sort of written form.
  • since I'm no longer able to sustain myself on pure excitement
 
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OBAMATRON said:
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  • Something amazing happened, and I wanted to get to my computer as fast as possible to write it down!
  • I had to shut out as many distractions as possible to retain as many of the juicy details as I could
  • Please do *NOT* take me out of context.
  • I've shown that my inner child is still alive and kicking, and that I'd make an excellent dad in 30 years when I'm ready for kids.
  • and 5 little girls
  • I absolutely *love* physical contact, and these kids were at the right age where they're all cute and cuddly, especially this one in particular who was very plump.
  • I knew it wouldn't be appropriate to just jump in with them, so I stayed quiet and while keeping to myself, I couldn't help but watch.
  • Eventually one of them ... came up to me and started talking a bit.
  • with my inner child growing restless
  • compound the temptation for me to jump right in, a lot of them were barefoot, too!
  • this girl decides to gently spank me. In my mind, that opened up physical contact.
  • So I tickle her in the ribs, she giggles and squirms and all that, and after a few minutes of this sort of back-and-forth with "icebreaking" as well, the next thing I know these 5 girls are tightening around me doing their darndest to stir up some kind of negative reaction
  • all 6 of us are having a ball wrestling and tickling and I'm just beaming from these girls giggling and squirming and contantly coming back because they genuinely had fun
  • I was tickling at their bellies, armpits, and even a bit of the feet too
  • I also remember Mom coming around to get them off of me so I could get back to playing pinball, and that worked out really well: when it was my turn, Mom would get between me and the others so I could play, but when Mom's turn came around, I was able to go back to having fun
  • But it doesn't end there, because after a little while the kids and I were all rolling around, wrapping and wrestling and having a blast but then many of these mid-aged guests were just standing around watching all of this unfold
  • I got up and went to Mom, dragging these couple of girls as I pushed with all my muscles to get to Mom who lead me away to a quiet area
  • "Child Molester"
  • Officer, I swear, we were playing, no genitals were grabbed, everyone was having fun, and I kept my pants on!
  • Now to be fair I tried to reach under the chubby girl's shirt to try to reach her belly since direct skin-to-skin contact is far more sensitive than trying to penetrate through clothing
  • I was having the time of my life from the all-too-rare treat of physical contact play!
  • Like I said, I rushed quickly as I could to jot this all down if nothing else because it was so impacting to me personally I wanted it in some sort of written form.
  • since I'm no longer able to sustain myself on pure excitement
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Funny, from his initial account which he apparently did his best to conserve all the "juicy details", I don't see a single mention of the little girls displaying "demanding behaviour." Seems more like he was gradually increasing what he thought they'd allow him to get away with.
 
Well, Annapolis Comic Con is about to become something to keep our ears to the ground about. At this rate GK's gonna go there and fucking scream the entire time how the little girl "forced" him into doing it.
 
Optimus Prime said:
Well, Annapolis Comic Con is about to become something to keep our ears to the ground about. At this rate GK's gonna go there and fucking scream the entire time how the little girl "forced" him into doing it.
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Especially after the "JAY GEIS IS A PEDO!" booth gets set up in the artist's alley. The Knight will not be happy.
 
He Sets Me On Fire said:
Especially after the "JAY GEIS IS A PEDO!" booth gets set up in the artist's alley. The Knight will not be happy.
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Why do I imagine something like the double-track "confession" trick from Fairly OddParents happening here?

CWCki; We have evidence you are a pedo, Golden Toothpick! *whips out tape recorder, hits play*

Tape Recorder (In Jay's voice); "Hi, I'm Jay Geis, and I'm-" (sudden cut to a deep voice that sounds something like Patrick Star) "- totally a pedophile."

Jay: "I AM NOT A PEDOPHILE!"

CWCki; *evil smile of victory as a second tape recorder is pulled out.*

Tape Recorder 1: "Hi, I'm Jay Geis, and I'm-"

Tape Recorder 2: "-A PEDOPHILE!"
 
Absinthe said:
I'm just going to leave this here, without comment.
Jay commenting on one of his journals said:
The-Golden-Knight Sep 13, 2011 Professional Filmographer
A girl who's thirteen...with great balls and in joint with sweetness?!
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Damn, why does it ALWAYS have to be underage?!
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Sorry. You wouldn't believe how many possibilities I have to omit simply because someone is "too young". I'm not a pervert, but many females that seem to have the spark I seek involve being "underage", which is a surprisingly common issue, chiefly since I can't accept "underage" without dire consequences.
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The reason why those "many possibilities" are underage is that it is an immature attitude. If only those dumb laws weren't there....
 
Mechanism Eight said:
How long until the party van comes and takes him away?
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Sadly, I can picture how something like that would go down.

Someday, perhaps in the near or far future, Jay royally fucks up even more than he already has in regards to touching a child inappropriately, and the FBI shows up at his house. His dearly beloved mother would probably argue with them, saying it's okay for her darling little man to touch little kids, and Jay would be flipping his shit, trying to defend his actions instead of being repentant of them. Truly they are a dysfunctional duo.
 
If I didn't puke already this morning, I would be doing it right now. Children that age have literally no sense of personal boundaries or how to behave, and he's painting himself as the victim. The worst thing is that his Mom most likely helped him write this... she's like Joe Paterno to his Jerry Sandusky.

(edit: speaking about Penn State "the past is over!" is something that those mouth breathing knuckle draggers who supported Paterno yelled over and over again when he got canned)
 
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Jay talks about his Mother saying he didn't do anything wrong and I don't think her response is purely terrible parenting. All the adults at the party thought it was creepy and inappropriate but there is a possibility that Jay is considered "special" among them. Also, Jay tends to rewrite history to fit with what he wishes had happened and I would bet serious money that he heavily censored his Christmas journal when describing it to his Mother. She isn't going to be aware of the actual content because Jay deleted it, she doesn't know what is in his favourites on dA or about any other disgusting comments he has made about underage girls.

I really don't think that he's had great parenting but he has a personality disorder. Barry doesn't pull stunts like this.
 
"You don't expect me to buy this bull!"
Of course I do! All you have to go off of is my word. Take it or don't. And if you don't, I will enjoy watching you burn in Hell!
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believe in me implicitly or you will be damned to eternal suffering and ill have fun watching you do it
 
...wut?

My mouth is hanging open right now. I honestly believe that the Tinfoil Trainwreck completely believes everything he just said.

Isn't that scary?

I love the fact that we didn't have to do anything to get him to blow up like this, too. Simply by virtue of existing and documenting every daft thing he says, we've managed to induce some absolutely beautiful tard rage.

There's some serious cognitive dissonance in here though. "I'm a good person/Ill enjoy watching you suffer eternally!" Real heroic there, Cobalt Cretin. Good job.

I'm just excited to see how he's going to top this retardery.
 
Yeah, cause publicly saying that you touched a little girl is a great way to sell your comic about a 5 year old who has a fetish.

I really wonder just how anything with this pissant could top this.
 
Quote Me Now said:
I love the fact that we didn't have to do anything to get him to blow up like this, too. Simply by virtue of existing and documenting every daft thing he says, we've managed to induce some absolutely beautiful tard rage.

There's some serious cognitive dissonance in here though. "I'm a good person/Ill enjoy watching you suffer eternally!" Real heroic there, Cobalt Cretin. Good job.

I'm just excited to see how he's going to top this retardery.
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That's actually a really good point. It seems counter-intuitive, but Jay's turning out to be some kind of lolcow geyser. If you try to make something happen, you get no reaction, but if you just wait around long enough, he explodes in a towering fountain of hilarity. Wish I'd figured that out sooner.
 
In terms of both Jay and Chris, I keep coming back to the David Lynch movie Lost Highway. At the beginning of the movie, the main character asserts, "I like to remember things my own way. Not necessarily the way they happened." But then he receives a series of mysterious videotapes, with footage showing the inside of his own house, which force him to see himself as the depraved murderer he actually is. This is why the wikis are so essential, because both of these lolcows are desperate to erase the past and convince the public that they are noble and honest gentlemen. They are defeated by their own words. Anyone who wants to make up his own mind about the clash between Jay and his enemies is free to browse the archive and compare Jay's past words with his present revisions.
 
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