LGBT 2015-June-15 Lizardkin?

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I honestly don't know if Chris is trying to throw Lizzy a hint there, but he should know that if he actually wants this to happen, he's got to pay a visit to Mr. Fuji first.


....apologies for the in-video autism.
 
ThunderCavalier said:
That woul be the most amazing issue of Sonichu ever, defeating the nasty Jerkops with the power of TRUE AND HONEST HAWT LESBIAN SEX LOVE.
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Chris slaps the Blue-Armed Bandit and Woodly Omar to smithereens and gives a TRUE AND HONEST SPEECH that is 2 pages long and talks about how awesome Lesbians are and how da Trolls and Blarms must die
 
Sage of the Desert said:
Hawt?
I dunno though, lizard or not, I'm just not into that preg fetish stuff.

But really, when Chris gets an obsession, he really does go all out. The funny part is that it seems that he concentrates almost exclusively on the obscure nonsense, and ignores all the big picture stuff.
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Autism. The DSM could replace the diagnoses with a picture of Chris and it would be more accurate and helpful in diagnosing the condition than the written requirements.

But seriously, I want to know what goes through his mind when he makes these posts.
"This'll DEFINITELY snag me an honest lesbian, mm, if I know about Animal Lesbians. It shows I am very knowledgable and can bring another Lesbian great Joy."

Also: The World's #1 fact source is OMGFACTS? Well fuck college, I know where I'm getting my education now.
 
I actually follow Lizzy the Lezzy on FB (I know a lot of you dislike that page and all) and it did not entirely strike me as the sort of page Chris would follow.

Then again, he's unpredictable.
 
Bronchitis that Lingers said:
Autism. The DSM could replace the diagnoses with a picture of Chris and it would be more accurate and helpful in diagnosing the condition than the written requirements.

But seriously, I want to know what goes through his mind when he makes these posts.
"This'll DEFINITELY snag me an honest lesbian, mm, if I know about Animal Lesbians. It shows I am very knowledgable and can bring another Lesbian great Joy."

Also: The World's #1 fact source is OMGFACTS? Well fuck college, I know where I'm getting my education now.
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Yet I've known plenty of autistics that have useful obsessions, like engine repair or mathematics. These people go on to have productive or important lives and we owe a lot to them. They've made our lives better.
Chris on the other hand... I can honestly say my life has gone downhill since I learned about him. All of his obsessions are for the worst possible things. There's just nothing good to be said about him, yet I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Speaking of train wreck, here's to hoping this will be the start of the lizardkin tumblr saga.
 
Inquisitor_BadAss said:
Fun fact about these lizards. They still attempt mating behaviour despite their A Sexual reproduction.
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Now I'm thinking Chris's actual ultimate fantasy is to asexually reproduce on his own will or fuck himself into pregnancy. Okay that's a bit much but I wouldn't be surprised if he likes lizards more than bonobos. On the bright side though, he likes lizards like stereotypical males because men thinks reptiles are cool. Only difference is Chris's reasons for liking certain species of lizards.
 
Sage of the Desert said:
Yet I've known plenty of autistics that have useful obsessions, like engine repair or mathematics. These people go on to have productive or important lives and we owe a lot to them. They've made our lives better.
Chris on the other hand... I can honestly say my life has gone downhill since I learned about him. All of his obsessions are for the worst possible things. There's just nothing good to be said about him, yet I can't stop watching the train wreck.
Speaking of train wreck, here's to hoping this will be the start of the lizardkin tumblr saga.
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Autism is a spectrum, I'm sure those autistics are on the high functioning side, where as Chris is on...the high functioning side.
 
TrippinKahlua said:
Lizards suck. They're all over the place here, and they are creepy. They look at you with their creepy eyes, and the small ones do this weird, scary neck thing.
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I kinda like 'em. They're cute. ☺

TheAmazingAxolotl said:
This is the New Mexico whiptail. What Chris doesn't know is that they're all born pregnant.
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They're Godzilla?!
 
For some reason his comment is particularly gross to me. Like something that asshole perv in high school/college would say.
 
What the fuck is it with CWC and bonobo monkeys?

Whats the connection?
 
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