LGBT 2015-June-15 Lizardkin?

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Gensdupays said:
From what I gathered he just wants to rub his taint all over someone else's clit.
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I wonder if this would even qualify as sexual intercourse, on the off-chance it happened. I mean, Chris has a desperate craving for sex, and his only way to satiate it is to rub his skin against a clit ? This is beyond pathetic. This is just sad.
 
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Gensdupays said:
I know it wouldn't be pretty and I'd feel sorry for the other person involved, but I'd like to hear a "post-game" report from Chris after he actually convinced a lesbian to trib with him. I can't imagine what it would be like.
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Please pardon my ignorance but could someone tell me what tribbing is/means? Or is it a I really don't want to know kind of thing? :cryblood:
 
Kirby said:
where does chris even find this information

if only we could see his internet browsing history
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I'd wager a bonobo's bounty of lesbian lizards that his browsing history is rather vanilla...aside from all the searches for lesbian animal sex.
 
I love how much happier he is and how much better Chris is doing with women than the loveshys. He'll never achieve his impossible goals, but at least he's being stupid with gusto.
 
when are we to expect the next lizard DLC I mean fan-character I MEAN original TRUE and HONEST character DO NO STEAL in Sonichu Comics?
 
Gensdupays said:
I know it wouldn't be pretty and I'd feel sorry for the other person involved, but I'd like to hear a "post-game" report from Chris after he actually convinced a lesbian to trib with him. I can't imagine what it would be like.
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No matter how hard he tries, it's never going to happen (unless he pays, of course). Still, any somehow-willing lesbian would be put off by Chris' behavior and smell and that's even before getting inside his house and bedroom, when she gets inside it will be worse.
As for the tribbing scene, well... :cryblood: Just try to imagine Chris tribbing with a girl.
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
I wonder if this would even qualify as sexual intercourse, on the off-chance it happened. I mean, Chris has a desperate craving for sex, and his only way to satiate it is to rub his skin against a clit ? This is beyond pathetic. This is just sad.
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I think it is different from a sexual desire. He wants to do it, because he wants to be a real lesbian, and that's what real lesbians do in his mind. It's not based on a physical desire to have a part of your body stimulated. If he was convinced lesbians really get off by rubbing their elbows against the other persons' knees, that is what he would want to do.

There might well be a sexual component. But I think the best analogy would be the sexual component that crossdressers attach to wearing women's clothing. Not the product of a physical desire, and not in itself physically satisfying. But it may well be a a turn on.
 
Piga Dgrifm said:
Would you rather hear about blarms again?
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I would - anything said in justification of OPL's stance on blue arms would be both inherently absolutely batshit insane in the rationale and in how he would try to express his feelings.

Here? All he's doing is just posting shit because the word 'lesbians' is involved. Thank God he hasn't found out about Scott Pilgrim...yet...
 
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