LGBT 2015-June-15 Lizardkin?

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Does he honestly think this will endear him to actual lesbians?
It's like going up to a meeting of foot fetishists and saying "You know Bigfoot is theorized to have a unique foot structure to support his humanoid gait." and expecting a bunch of
hot chicks to just throw their shoes at you. (You know in a sexual way.)
 
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Lizards now? Good God and the Bear, Chris, just quit while you are waaaaay behind. Sheesh.
 
Is Chris aware that lesbians do not think 100% about lesbianism? Its like he thinks they are not normal thinking human beings
 
Tubular Monkey said:
love how much happier he is and how much better Chris is doing with women than the loveshys.
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I'm guessing he's at the "Cloud Nine? I feel like I'm on Ten!" phase with the Impulse crowd.

From here follows a "I don't like touchy/feely situations" phase; then a "When I say "don't touch me" that means DON'T TOUCH ME!" phase and finally a "if you want me to 'stay safe', then you would leave me alone, from phone, email, and mail. I don't want to hear from you ever again, do you hear me?" phase.

The ride, as they say, never ends.
 
Chris' obsession with lesbians reminded me of this song . I could only find it in an AMV:


 
DanteOblong said:
No matter how hard he tries, it's never going to happen (unless he pays, of course). Still, any somehow-willing lesbian would be put off by Chris' behavior and smell and that's even before getting inside his house and bedroom, when she gets inside it will be worse.
As for the tribbing scene, well... :cryblood: Just try to imagine Chris tribbing with a girl.
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I've wondered that before...if Chris actually planned to take some poor woman home with him. If it ever did happen they'd take one look at that nasty mattress and run the hell away. If they even made it that far into the hoard.
 
Now that he's moved on to lizards he'll hopefully shut up about Bonobos and stop calling them monkeys. They are apes Chris, dammit.

Apologies for spergy post but it bugs me when someone like Chris tries to act like an authority on something and they cant even get basic info correct. Pisses me off when people call chimps monkeys too.
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
Speaking of which, how is Chris planning to engage in tribadism without a clit ? I didn't hear anything about him re-re-piercing his taint, so... Looks to me like the most essential part is missing.
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He wants them to grind on his balls. Nothing feels better than a pelvic bone and someone's entire weight grinding against your testicles.
 
DJAndyMD said:
Is Chris aware that lesbians do not think 100% about lesbianism? Its like he thinks they are not normal thinking human beings
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But how does he appeal to lesbians except by talking about lesbianism? It's not like any of them care about blarms, so that's his other interest gone.

He might be able to start conversations with topics like history of lesbianism, female gay rights pioneers, or famous lesbians in history. Those are topics that some people might care about. And he claims to have studied. But lizards, not so much.

He is displaying a very weird attitude towards sex. It kind of reminds me of when kids learn something about sex and say "ha, ha, ew gross, you are talking about sex." Except that Chris has it in his head that he really wants sex, so if he hears anything about sex, he says "oh yeah, sex. I like that."

trombonista said:
Aren't there a lot of lizard species that are 100% female and reproduce asexually?

I'm pretty sure there's more than one.
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Yeah. Among lower order animals it is not uncommon. Lizards and snakes are the most complex that can do it. Some species are all female. Some have both genders and just reproduce asexually if there are no males around to bang.

I saw something like that on a few "Top 10 crazy animal facts you won't believe" type thing a while ago. They all focussed on one type of lizard and implied it was weird and special.

As an aside, I think using the concept of gender when talking about lower order animals or plants is misleading to kids or CWCs. It's accurate, I suppose, but if you are not a scientist, female means something to you that doesn't really apply to a lizard that reproduces asexually. Calling that lizard female applies that meaning to it.
 
I'm part of a fandom that loves shipping lesbian lizards. I sure do hope the general public doesn't start associating our true and honest love with Chris and his sick stuff.
 
bonobos aren't even *lesbian* animals, they mate with males (including their close relatives,) and the dang dirty males exhibit dirty homo behavior. chris if you're gonna talk about monkey scissoring, talk about monkey dick whacking too. it's only fair to your LGBT sisters that are just dying to know more about weird gross animal mating habits. i personally am slavishly refreshing his facebook feed, eager for him to serenade me more with tales of lascivious lesbian lizards giving birth to freakish little clone lizardlings.
 
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WhatNemesisMeans said:
Speaking of which, how is Chris planning to engage in tribadism without a clit ? I didn't hear anything about him re-re-piercing his taint, so... Looks to me like the most essential part is missing.
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My assumption is that if Chris' "Lesbian soul" plan ever actually bears fruit and he is able to get a lady bedded he would imply that using his penis to scissor is a necessary evil that cannot be helped because he can't change how he was born. He's hoping the guilt he has taken advantage of his entire life can be applied towards the bedroom, and that he can trick or emotionally force someone into accepting his duck.

Basically, his plan is to play the riskiest game of "Just the tip" ever created. Since honesty has never worked for him as a suitor he must believe that he can lie his way into sex, and the notion that a woman would be more likely to accept his penis if he were a tortured lesbian is probably the avenue he's decided would be the most logical way to deceive someone into sex.

Desperate men come up with desperate measures to achieve a goal.
 
WickedOneDFD said:
Desperate men come up with desperate measures to achieve a goal.
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  1. Lesbians don't have boyfriends.
  2. Lesbians are much more open-minded and tolerant than other women.
  3. Any group sex with lesbians would be 100% female.
It's all calculated and if it works, he'd be swimming in china. At least that might be his perspective.

But I cannot stop to wonder, if Chris is really serious about a permanent sex change?
Constantly saying about his "ugly growth" might just be a smoke screen, when he has no intentions of cutting off his own bent duck. Even if it meant increasing his chances to finally tribb.
 
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