2016-09-23 - Ryan Loomis / SolidMario: "Oh, shit."

[Ntwadumela]

 

[JU 199]

Mr. Possible Pedo

 

[Sexy Rexxy]

FWIW this would have convinced me just from raw pity.

 

[Postal Dude]

It's always a fucking joy to watch lolcows drag themselves back into the spotlight.

The more autistic you are... the more you're in the spotlight... and the more you try to get away... the more autistic you become... and the more autistic
you become...

I love witnessing these lolcow feedback loops.

 

[WeeGee]

Some new quotes for the random text on the home page.

 

[Pina Colada]

Duh, Null always wins on the Internet. Might as well make him king.

 

[Strelok]

This is on the level of that old "hey it's me ur brother" scam someone screenshotted that did the rounds a few years back.

Master deception.

 

[Melkor]

Lol star wars.

 

[Arkangel]

I want to predict he'll try a third time with another Star Wars themed email.

 

[Pickle Pirate]

"Delete [that thread], right fucking now or I'll put your site on the public news" random.txt when?

 

[MetallicTunes]

I think this is him too: http://xxmegatrollxx.deviantart.com
http://jgyllenhaal.deviantart.com/?offset=0#comments (comments)

Previously known as JackGroundRunner. I know it's the same guy cuz he still overuses "Faggot" and mentioned to me he hates BlackBusterCritic.

Also claimed he was Vitriol because he thinks I'm retarded apparently.

 

[Without A Gout]

In before he becomes an "anonymous source" on an article on The Daily Dot.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I like the strategy. "I have an embarrassing thread. You'd better delete it or I'll go to the mainstream media in the hope that they'll expose this forum, including my thread, to a massive worldwide audience."

 

[Cid Highwind]

I like the strategy. "I have an embarrassing thread. You'd better delete it or I'll go to the mainstream media in the hope that they'll expose this forum, including my thread, to a massive worldwide audience."

I had no idea who SolidMario was until this happened, and I'm on this forum. It'll be great when more people know!

 

[TheImportantFart]

I like the strategy. "I have an embarrassing thread. You'd better delete it or I'll go to the mainstream media in the hope that they'll expose this forum, including my thread, to a massive worldwide audience."

The thing is, that thread was:

a) Not very good or informative
b) The subject was considered too old to produce good content
c) Languishing in obscurity

Once again, a cow managed to thrust themselves into the spotlight through the force of their own stupidity.

 

[Tragi-Chan]

I had no idea who SolidMario was until this happened, and I'm on this forum.

Me neither. There are hundreds of cows on here, and I only follow a handful of them. I hadn't even looked at this guy's thread until today. Where's Barbra Streisand when you need her?

 

[Lurkette]

My favorite part is that he typed out "Oh, shit" and then pressed "send"

 

[HY 140]

Me neither. There are hundreds of cows on here, and I only follow a handful of them. I hadn't even looked at this guy's thread until today. Where's Barbra Streisand when you need her?

Solid Mario is a guy who OBBESSES over Bart simpson. He find this character sexy. He is probably a pedo.

 

[Beaniebon]

I'll put your site on the public news

The fuck does that even mean

 

[DZ 305]

I like the strategy. "I have an embarrassing thread. You'd better delete it or I'll go to the mainstream media in the hope that they'll expose this forum, including my thread, to a massive worldwide audience."