2016 HalalWeen Of The Year Election (WINNER: MrCkMongler) - First annual award for excellence in failtrolling.

[breadandcircuses]

I don't know enough about any of these guys to actually vote. But I'll vote for @IslamicContent because them seemed to be a complete loon that failed to troll the farms.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Dusting/weeping with pity for building up and talking about dusty on the forums forever before doing a big autistic reveal, being a huge lolcow himself, and asking if he can shill his kickstarter card game.
Old dusty post I saw today. Just remember: this poster is dusty himself

He didn't do a big autistic reveal, @Ravenor @MMX and @Smutley had suspicions and asked me to check their IPs and they were the same lol dumbass didn't even use a proxy.

 

[Crass_and_Champ]

IslamicContent. He was at 14 Branchland Court and didn't even try to kill Chris.

When you can't even JUUUULAAAYYYY right, that's probably a good sign you're a shitty ween.

 

[An Ghost]

He didn't do a big autistic reveal, @Ravenor @MMX and @Smutley had suspicions and asked me to check their IPs and they were the same lol dumbass didn't even use a proxy.

I mean when he showed up letting everybody know he was dusty. 'Phil touched my totally gigantic penis and shit himself. My dick is big AMA. I gutted a guy with it.'

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I mean when he showed up letting everybody know he was dusty. 'Phil touched my totally gigantic penis and shit himself. My dick is big AMA. I gutted a guy with it.'

oh when he showed up as dusty and pretended that he was a seperate entity from wwp because of :autism:

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

I voted for @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol because even if his trolling attempt had been successful it doesn't change the fact he sexted Phil. He mimicked a troll move from BlueSpike who was 13 when he did it which is the only reason why he's cut some slack. Also I imagine ADF is into some fucked up shit compared to a golden age Chris and I don't think anyone's plan should involve personally seeing how deep that rabbit hole goes. lolbuttsexjoke

 

[Xarpho]

Despite nominating Wildchild, Dusty ran a pretty long con despite some what seems like in foresight some self-congratulating bullshit and obvious trollshielding, then managed to completely crash and burn and generally fail around.

Wildchild was always a failure who somehow managed to got into a position of power (either he was a moderator or close enough to one to get a thread that exposed him deleted). If it was "Exceptional Sperg of the Year", he would get my vote. But as for a failtroll, Dusty wins all around. (He was my original runner-up)

Dusty/weeping was so autisticly exceptional that he has to win. Everyone else can be chalked up to bad decisions and the inability to handle their shit. Most of the people mentioned were reactive in nature; meaning their actions were a response to something someone else did or say (probably on these forums); or they just fucked up while hacking/harassing a member here... which isn't High Weeniery in my opinion. Dusty went full out and did this to himself. Literally came to us and sacrificed himself to the Autism. He literally had us where a lot of lolcows want us and he managed to completely fuck up on a massive scale. And he did all of it for attention and love from a forum dedicated to nothing but watching crazy people do crazy things. He's the ultimate ween.

He's got to win.

This. A million times this.

Now, CKMongler did attempt to troll him, but at the end of the day, it's just a lame ween attempt that shouldn't be repeated and memorialized.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Anyone who parks outside the Chandler household for bird watching when Chris is an irrelevant meme now. @IslamicContent

Apparently anyone who mentions @IslamicContent is doomed forever to receive an @IslamicContent rating.

Also, I'm not sure if it was ever clearly established whether he really was in Fuckersville, VA or not.

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm II.]

can you please provide proof of the highlights?
That would be really nice.
For example whats up with the ADF cybersex? Is there even a tape, what proof do we have?
not for the sake of proofing but for the nice memories

 

[Bluebird]

can you please provide proof of the highlights?
That would be really nice.
For example whats up with the ADF cybersex? Is there even a tape, what proof do we have?
not for the sake of proofing but for the nice memories

Read this thread.
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/got-phils-trust.20339/

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Despite nominating Wildchild, Dusty ran a pretty long con despite some what seems like in foresight some self-congratulating bullshit and obvious trollshielding, then managed to completely crash and burn and generally fail around.

Wildchild was always a failure who somehow managed to got into a position of power (either he was a moderator or close enough to one to get a thread that exposed him deleted). If it was "Exceptional Sperg of the Year", he would get my vote. But as for a failtroll, Dusty wins all around. (He was my runner-up)



This. A million times this.

Now, CKMongler did attempt to troll him, but at the end of the day, it's just a lame ween attempt that shouldn't be repeated and memorialized.

Wildchild was nowhere near close to being a staff member or in a position of power. He designated himself conflict resolution manager after I was promoted because he's an attention whore.

 

[AnOminous]

Wildchild was always a failure who somehow managed to got into a position of power (either he was a moderator or close enough to one to get a thread that exposed him deleted).

@Wildchild was the OP of the thread and at the time, deleting the OP automatically deleted the whole thread. Actually, that still happens, but I'm not sure whether limits have been put on the ability of OPs to delete their own OPs. Anyway, even if they do, they can be undeleted and this happened.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

I thought @IslamicContent lied about going to visit Chris-chan? Weren't the pics that were supposedly from him just Screencaps from an older photo and the other (the Hollister Bags photo) was cropped from an entirely different Cow?

 

[InTheSidePocket]

I thought @IslamicContent lied about going to visit Chris-chan? Weren't the pics that were supposedly from him just Screencaps from an older photo and the other (the Hollister Bags photo) was cropped from an entirely different Cow?

The jury is still out on that one.

 

[Trombonista]

Dusty actually had us fooled for a while, so he's not much of a failtroll. CKMongler, on the other hand, figuratively blew his load after letting Hoover Damn literally blow his load. That's why I voted for him.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I thought @IslamicContent lied about going to visit Chris-chan? Weren't the pics that were supposedly from him just Screencaps from an older photo and the other (the Hollister Bags photo) was cropped from an entirely different Cow?

Who cares?

Either way, he's a loser to the LoGatto-rithmic scale.

 

[Maiden-TieJuan]

The jury is still out on that one.

I am inclined to believe he lied. I mean, his story is just..... implausible. He rents an RV, procures enough snackage and drinks to choke a Slaton Sister, and thenow drives for hours to get there...... all to park in the Walmart parking lot (that Chris is banned from) and lay in wait for OPL? Then, he claims he went on their property, took 2 shots "with a flip phone", and then ran away at the first sounds of the beast stirring within the Chris Cave? And the shots weren't even posted by him, but by @Postal Dude, and theye weren't even real, they were old screen caps from two different cows.

@IslamicContent is a lying liar who lies, just saying.

 

[Ruin]

Dusty actually had us fooled for a while, so he's not much of a failtroll. CKMongler, on the other hand, figuratively blew his load after letting Hoover Damn literally blow his load. That's why I voted for him.

Mongler is notable for other shit besides the ADF incident. For quite a while he was the biggest spazoid in chat.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

In a couple days, I'll narrow it to a runoff between the top two. Looks like it's pretty close between Dusty and Cockmongler with Wildchild and IslamicContent still having a chance.

 

[Xarpho]

Wildchild was nowhere near close to being a staff member or in a position of power. He designated himself conflict resolution manager after I was promoted because he's an attention whore.

Reading the original thread in question looks like Clown Doll noticed and let the deletion slide for some reason. Because the thread refers to PMs and hidden forums, I can't tell what exactly defenses and decisions went on, but I still got the impression he had more influence than most people did at the time.