2016 Kiwi Farms HalalWeen of the year - Awards for excellence in failtrolling - TAKING NOMINATIONS UNTIL OCT 25th

[Flowers For Sonichu]

Taking nominations for HalalWeen. This award goes to the biggest failed trolling attempts over the past year (since last October). Perfect examples of nominees in past years would be Christopher Coty Smith (aka Pumpkinswirl) who scammed Chris out of $30, @garbageraider for stealing Chris' garbage and demanding asspats for it, @Thetan for pretending to be Chris' friends and telling him he's a loser, the morons who keep making fake facebook pages for ADF, @Weeny Tran for taking down Jace's livestreams for smoking weed, and @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee.

I'll put forth one nomination: @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol
for having cybersex with ADF lol

updated nominees:
@IslamicContent for camping outside Chris' house to stalk him and Barb
@Phil's Favorite Footlong for slicing a man open like a salmon while staring him in the eyes and also trying to ruse cruise the forum or something in an extremely autistic manner
@MasterDisaster for being obsessed with interviewing people of interest that he harassed people and insulted my good friend @Brad Watson_Miami
@Bertram "hacked" strikerwolf's account and got caught because he forgot to log out before making a bunch of bertram tier shitposts
@Wildchild for getting doxed and being involved in some tranny scam with @Typhoid Mary
@chimpburgers for hacking Terra Jones' twitter and not doing much other than following me

 

[ICametoLurk]

@IslamicContent
Do I even need to say why?

 

[AnOminous]

I don't think any of them beat https://kiwifarms.net/members/mrckmongler-had-cybersex-with-adf-lol.108/ for literally having cybersex with a homeless bondage hobo. Also for having a weird shaped head.

@garbageraider was only fairly recently turned on and most of that shit was actually semi-interesting even if it was autistic as fuck to actually do it. Same with @Thetan and I never even heard about any of that stuff until well after it fizzled.

As for @IslamicContent is there even any evidence any of that shit even happened? Wasn't it all being posted from some university IP a couple hours drive away?

Of the others the only one who rates as a super fail troll was that PumpkinSwirl spastic. Also the unnamed mongoloids responsible for the Batman call.

 

[Flowers For Sonichu]

I don't think any of them beat https://kiwifarms.net/members/mrckmongler-had-cybersex-with-adf-lol.108/ for literally having cybersex with a homeless bondage hobo. Also for having a weird shaped head.

@garbageraider was only fairly recently turned on and most of that shit was actually semi-interesting even if it was autistic as fuck to actually do it. Same with @Thetan and I never even heard about any of that stuff until well after it fizzled.

As for @IslamicContent is there even any evidence any of that shit even happened? Wasn't it all being posted from some university IP a couple hours drive away?

Of the others the only one who rates as a super fail troll was that PumpkinSwirl spastic. Also the unnamed mongoloids responsible for the Batman call.

We're talking about the last calendar year, @garbageraider @Thetan "batman" + the kids who yelled "JULAY" at Bob and PumpkinSwirl all happened over a year ago so they're not elligible but definitely examples of retarded weening.

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

Did all that shit with @MasterDisaster occur after last October? If so I nominate him. Like really, really, nominate his ass.

 

[AN/ALR56]

We're talking about the last calendar year, @garbageraider @Thetan "batman" + the kids who yelled "JULAY" at Bob and PumpkinSwirl all happened over a year ago so they're not elligible but definitely examples of exceptional weening.

I know garbage's tale but can you tell me what happened to Tehran and pumpkin?

 

[ON 190]

I'll put forth one nomination: @MrCKMongler had cybersex with ADF lol
for having cybersex with ADF lol

This is the only option.

 

[KingGeedorah]

Did all that shit with @MasterDisaster occur after last October? If so I nominate him. Like really, really, nominate his ass.

lol this is the one I'm most surprised by.

Then again, anything Chris touches turns to shit.

 

[Hyperion]

Without a doubt it's ckmongler e-tribbing with ADF

 

[Treblinkachu]

As for @IslamicContent is there even any evidence any of that shit even happened? Wasn't it all being posted from some university IP a couple hours drive away?

Didn't he take some pictures of the house and post them as proof of his autism or something?

 

[José Mourinho]

@Barb's Hoard for his amazing masterpiece about totally not fake messages about Barb kicking him out. Not the best nomination of course but better than nothing.

Also Chris responded to the fake leaks pretty calmly too.

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/fb-7-...o-rumors-or-stories.22623/page-2#post-1607747

 

[OtterParty]

the morons who keep making fake facebook pages for ADF

Don't you mean @Hyperion

source

Didn't he take some pictures of the house and post them as proof of his autism or something?

He took a random photo of trash off the internet and cropped an old photo of 14 bc

 

[Chicken Nugget Scoon]

It's @IslamicContent and his failed weening/stalking.

 

[QB 290]

@IslamicContent for not only being a total ween, but for being autistic as fuck about it

 

[Daisymae]

What about the guy who had striker wolf eat his own shit?

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/thomas-ferdinand.22965/

 

[InLivingTuna]

IslamicContent was just the most recent ween, he certainly wasn't the most creative.

I'd like to nominate the following:
@MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN has been chimping out on and off since he joined, but the Sarevol thread wasn't created until January of this year
@MasterDisaster yes, all of the shit with him happened after October
@Weeny Tran deserves another nomination for leaking shit out to Vordrak and losing his supporter status
@SolidMario for pulling a Mylar and trolling himself

and an honorable mention goes out to Thomas Ferdinand who proves that you don't need to be a kiwi to be yet another Striker ween

 

[CatParty]

@Connor Bible for never finishing anything he "writes" except for emails to vordrak sayin we "lured" him here and then showing up on and off thinking everything is cool and we will ass pat him

 

[cypocryphy]

What about @GolgoXIII ?

 

[Count Olaf]

What about @Dsteks? Can I nominate him? Gave Chris a grand to finish Sonichu 11 as a way to troll us somehow, which amounted to nothing more than Chris wasting the money on expensive toys instead of doing what he was paid to do.

Actually thinking about it I'm not sure if that was this year or last year. I can't remember. Oh well, fuck it, I'm nominating him anyway.

 

[Seahorses]

What about that guy that came in here saying he knew ADF and it turned out he had two identities on the farms? He kept repeating a story about stabbing someone and salmon.