2016 Kiwi Farms HalalWeen of the year - Awards for excellence in failtrolling - TAKING NOMINATIONS UNTIL OCT 25th

[FightenGnome]

I'd like to nominate IslamicContent from this thread. https://kiwifarms.net/threads/living-at-14-branchland-court-kinda.25063/

The man travels all the way to Ruckersville, spends a good portion of his day camping at the Chandlers hoping to speak to them, and managing only to get two pictures of garbage. He is currently residing in the nearby Wal-Mart, that Chris is likely banned from, and hopes to return the next day for the chance to speak with the Chandlers.

Despite prompting to do actual funny things (leaving a Trump sign on their lawn) or even knocking on their door like a normal human being, he has decided to essentially observe them presumably behind a bush with binoculars like an obsessed lover or a creepy pedo at the park.

Not only is he wasting his time and money on an effort that will produce zero lulz or information, but he wastes our time as well with his garbage pictures.

 

[Philosophy Zombie]

@Internet War Criminal for attempting to troll the popular new lolcow @Bitch I Might Be by attacking her self-esteem and weight issues, but just feeding the complex of an attention whore and making it really obvious he wants to plunge his lebanese dong in that fat ass bootyhole

 

[Loxiozzz]

They're all morons.

 

[Very Honest Content]

I'd like to nominate @thebleach12 for taking pictures of Chris and posted them on Reddit also and then getting doxed and revealed to be a furry faggot.

Tough to vote against this one really. Wasn't there a Jan run in this voting year after he made a big flounce announcement show previously only to try to shitpost troll the site again with zero success? I'd nominate him every year he shows up after being outed because weens who waste most of their own time because they're jealous of OPL's following are huge favorites for this kind of thing and he's cooked as a ruse creator around these parts.

 

[Aquinas]

@Internet War Criminal for attempting to troll the popular new lolcow @Bitch I Might Be by attacking her self-esteem and weight issues, but just feeding the complex of an attention whore and making it really obvious he wants to plunge his lebanese dong in that fat ass bootyhole

I have to agree, the last thing she needs is more feeding

 

[Betonova]

@IslamicContent definitely

Or we can just hire him as the Kiwi Zoo-Keeper to keep watch of cows in their exhibit and clean up after them.

 

[ON 190]

@Surtur for being the worst. Seriously, that guy weens hard.

 

[Sanshain]

What happened with @MasterDisaster? Last I knew he was this really cool dude who got interviews out of a ton of lolcows and didn't afraid of anything.

 

[JU 199]

@Internet War Criminal for being a secret fatty

 

[*Asterisk*]

Hi, I nominate @Wildchild.

 

[NARPASSWORD]

I nominate the following;
@MiloWuCollusion for his weaboo autism and love for lolicon.
@NotTommyDickles for being JenkinJinkies 2.0.
@Shokew for taking lolcows way too seriously.
@x86x2 for his usual autism.
and @Sonic Rainboom for having a MLP avatar and username.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Does @autisticdragonkin's 2013-thread necro'ing count for his contention in thisvthreas?

If so, I nominate him as well. That was the most autistic way he could've gotten banned without resorting to cybersex.

 

[RWS Watcher]

I nominate @Weepingwithpity also known as @Phil's Favorite Footlong for being as autistic as Phil and for the "gut you like a salmon" quote.

 

[Postal Dude]

@Brandobaris is ordinarily just exceptionally dumb but he hit nuclear ween levels when he made this thread and then posted about it on 4chan.

 

[kookerpie]

Well I'd like to see some links to some of this stuff to refresh my memory, but I'd like to nominate whoever has been leakng shit to Phil

 

[Cunty Boo Boo]

If we can nominate b& members, I wouldn't mind seeing @Asandy31 and whatever their Katamari Damacy sock account was.

 

[HickoryDickory]

Skype.

 

[Kataomoi00]

How about Brandobaris for thinking that there was some type of SJW sect on this website?

Edit: Ninja'd by @Postal Dude

 

[Pikonic]

@Flowers For Sonichu
Will there be a public vote after all nominations are announced or will the winner be selected by some sort of committee like Supporters, the House of Lords, or mods?

 

[King_Scrotus]

I gotta admit I'm a bit biased, as @Islamic Content was the only one I participated in, but yeah, him. It takes a special something to jump on here and make the claim that you're at Chris' house, use fake pics, and then be found out within an hour.