2016 Kiwi Farms HalalWeen of the year - Awards for excellence in failtrolling - TAKING NOMINATIONS UNTIL OCT 25th

[Xarpho]

He more or less got away with it until he insisted on actually coming here under his real identity and cranking the autism up to 11 to the point it became obvious the original @Weeping With Pity account was also him. There was some stuff that should have caused skepticism about him constantly pumping up Dusty as some kind of superhero but it was mostly let slide.

While @Weeping With Pity aka @Phil's Favorite Footlong was an epic failure in a lot of ways: there was a post that described him as trollshielding, A-logging, white-knighting, and sperging out all at once (something else too), I would also have to nominate @Wildchild as they were exceptional enough to try to ween Dana Ludeking using his real Facebook account, then abusing moderator privileges to try to wipe the thread when he was inadvertently doxed.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Probably slightly outside the range for nomination, but I'm gonna nominate @ZSponge for throwing a tantrum when the Entersphere was shut down, making a hate thread on Null, writing a godawful fanfic based on Spongebob, Kiwi Farms and Mr Enter, failtrolling during the Shaner saga and bragging about it on /cow/, this pathetic Barney thread intended to ride the coattails of x86x2 and writing an essay attempting to apologise in his halal thread. Not to mention having five alt accounts.

 

[*Asterisk*]

Not to mention having five alt accounts.

This is pretty incidental when you consider the sheer degree of autism he comitted, but the first two of those socks were Spongebob references.

@ZSponge deserves a sacko lifetime achievement trophy if we can't give him this award at least.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

@Shokew for getting into an AUTISTIC RAGE over every single little goddamn thing

(plus he deletes a lot of his posts)

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

and @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt for encouraging Chris to mace that gamestop employee.

I hate to defend fucking Kengle of all people, but...Isn't that an actually funny troll? I mean, yeah it goes way too far and is a bit mean spirited but it produced some of the funniest Chris content in years. If we're going to call trolling that morally offends us weening we might as well call Bluespike a ween for making Chris shove crayola model magic up his asshole.

Anyways, I'm gonna nominate @IslamicContent for literally stalking a fat autistic transsexual and his dying mother.

 

[Betonova]

By the way, who here has thought about FlameSoul aside from IslamicContent for nominee? He was this one guy/girl I think obsessed with underaged cats humping each-other, saw it on the Feedback forum. He also begged a few here to get unbanned as well.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

By the way, who here has thought about FlameSoul aside from IslamicContent for nominee?

"IS IT PEDOPHILA/ZOOPHILIA IF I..."

 

[Kaiser Wilhelm II.]

@Internet War Criminal for attempting to troll the popular new lolcow @Bitch I Might Be by attacking her self-esteem and weight issues, but just feeding the complex of an attention whore and making it really obvious he wants to plunge his lebanese dong in that fat ass bootyhole

are there pictures of said kf user(the female ofc).
I need them for very serious business, please

 

[AnOminous]

I think @Coffee Overdose deserves a mention. His habit of creeping on female Kiwis and being someone who was so comfortable being pathetic Null even noted how little he changed despite being one of the 2013 OGs.

How was that fail trolling? That was just being generally lame.

This is for weening.

 

[Rou]

How was that fail trolling? That was just being generally lame.

This is for weening.

I thought it was for either halals or weens.

 

[Null]

BLOOD?

 

[Aquinas]

@Null, for the Bloodletting

 

[Null]

@Null, for the Bloodletting

Better people than you have tried!

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

are there pictures of said kf user(the female ofc).
I need them for very serious business, please

bro did you really just thirst after fucking bimb

lmao dis nigga must be in a sexual desert if he this thirsty

By the way, who here has thought about FlameSoul aside from IslamicContent for nominee? He was this one guy/girl I think obsessed with underaged cats humping each-other, saw it on the Feedback forum. He also begged a few here to get unbanned as well.

That wasn't weening. She really did want to fuck cats.

 

[*Asterisk*]

I hate to defend fucking Kengle of all people, but...Isn't that an actually funny troll? I mean, yeah it goes way too far and is a bit mean spirited but it produced some of the funniest Chris content in years. If we're going to call trolling that morally offends us weening we might as well call Bluespike a ween for making Chris shove crayola model magic up his asshole.

@Bluespike was a ween to the recursive power of itself.

 

[melty]

He more or less got away with it until he insisted on actually coming here under his real identity and cranking the autism up to 11 to the point it became obvious the original @Weeping With Pity account was also him. There was some stuff that should have caused skepticism about him constantly pumping up Dusty as some kind of superhero but it was mostly let slide.

The dusty thing was confusing as fuck because I thought it was an open secret he was dusty. He talked about him all the time and I thought it was really obvious and he was just talking in third person to confuse Phil. I'm still not entirely sure what happened with that.

Also I want to nominate the guy who sent chris a $500 gift card and tracked his purchases in order to come to the stunning conclusion chris buys Legos and fast food a lot.

 

[Daisymae]

Uf this is just 2016 and just weening, then I would say cockmongo cybering adf, but there wasn't one big ween incident. There were plenty of ween incidents but none stick out.

strikerween, @MasterDisaster, @chimpburgers and the tera jones thing, waterman paying for readings are all examples

 

[Pepsi-Cola]

@Bluespike was a ween to the recursive power of itself.

Not really, he got actually funny content out of Chris. Weening is just low effort trolling with no results that's only done to inflate the e-peen of whoever is weening. So to put it in a non-autistic way of speaking, a fail troll.

I don't see how Bluespike qualifies for this category, but either way it's irrelevant to the topic of this thread.

 

[AnOminous]

Also I want to nominate the guy who sent chris a $500 gift card and tracked his purchases in order to come to the stunning conclusion chris buys Legos and fast food a lot.

@Sonic Rainboom

 

[Betonova]

That wasn't weening. She really did want to fuck cats.

Regardless, Weening or not, anyone who wants to fuck cats, then go to a place like this asking other members to send them pics of Raichu getting humped needs a thread.