2016 Kiwi Farms HalalWeen of the year - Awards for excellence in failtrolling - TAKING NOMINATIONS UNTIL OCT 25th

[AnOminous]

What about that guy that came in here saying he knew ADF and it turned out he had two identities on the farms? He kept repeating a story about stabbing someone and salmon.

Yeah, Dusty definitely deserves a nomination.

 

[Milktheturtle]

@Phil's Favorite Footlong definitly deserve one(He also gave us one of the most hilarious quotes this year)

@IslamicContent even if it's probably fake because it was dumb as hell,ended up unfunny because he repeated the same shit over and over.

@MrCKMonglerAnd everybody knows why.

 

[ChuckSlaughter]

IslamicContent was just the most recent ween, he certainly wasn't the most creative.

I'd like to nominate the following:
@MOTHER3EARTHBOUND2FAN has been chimping out on and off since he joined, but the Sarevol thread wasn't created until January of this year
@MasterDisaster yes, all of the shit with him happened after October
@Weeny Tran deserves another nomination for leaking shit out to Vordrak and losing his supporter status
@SolidMario for pulling a Mylar and trolling himself

and an honorable mention goes out to Thomas Ferdinand who proves that you don't need to be a kiwi to be yet another Striker ween

I lik weeny tran escept for his bullshit making a prime jace momint die like fukin islams at mogishu

 

[Gazed too deep]

I nominate Dusty for taking us all on an autistic ruse cruise.

 

[AnOminous]

I nominate Dusty for taking us all on an autistic ruse cruise.

He more or less got away with it until he insisted on actually coming here under his real identity and cranking the autism up to 11 to the point it became obvious the original @Weeping With Pity account was also him. There was some stuff that should have caused skepticism about him constantly pumping up Dusty as some kind of superhero but it was mostly let slide.

 

[Mason Verger]

Could someone enlighten me on master disasters story?

 

[Aquinas]

I cast my vote for @MasterDisaster. its suprising how that nigga was able to live up to his name

 

[Rupin]

I second @Mason Verger's post. Can someone explain the @MasterDisaster debacle to me? I totally missed the boat on that drama. I was always under the impression that he was a cool guy and well respected here.

 

[Aquinas]

He let the autism inflate his head as if it was visited by the dobson-fairy. started getting really smug and weened the hell out of Tommy Tooter, which caused Chimpburgers and another to just give up on his thread.

 

[sysctl --system]

@MrCKMongler for sure, the Julie saga should've shown how that idea is fucking terrible.

Honorable mention is @Melchett for nearly executing the Shmorky thread fuck you

 

[CatParty]

@MrCKMongler for sure, the Julie saga should've shown how that idea is fucking terrible.

Honorable mention is @Melchett for nearly executing the Shmorky thread fuck you

@Melchett confirmed for flurf

 

[Silvana]

He let the autism inflate his head as if it was visited by the dobson-fairy. started getting really smug and weened the hell out of Tommy Tooter, which caused Chimpburgers and another to just give up on his thread.

That's a real shame - his interviews were awesome! You know, all these fail trolls remind me of something @Alan Pardew said - that trolling isn't something you decide to do, it's more an opportunity that arises and you just roll with it.

How about that ween who wreaked havoc on Aaron McCluske's YouTube channel - do they count?

Edit: I thought of a couple more... @Kenneth Erwin Engelhardt 's "anti-Kiwi Farms" nonsense - and does Greta showing up at @Null 's house, only to miss him 'cause he was sitting on the toilet count?

 

[Dr.Research]

@IslamicContent and @Phil's Favorite Footlong/@WeepingWithPity

I salute you tards for your attempts.

 

[Rou]

I think @Coffee Overdose deserves a mention. His habit of creeping on female Kiwis and being someone who was so comfortable being pathetic Null even noted how little he changed despite being one of the 2013 OGs.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

I'd like to nominate @thebleach12 for taking pictures of Chris and posted them on Reddit also and then getting doxed and revealed to be a furry faggot.

 

[Lurkman]

I think I should be nominated for Kiwi Farms most narcissistic.

@IslamicContent should win some award in fail to be serious for a moment, what a fag lol.

 

[Florence]

I nominate @Bertram for Striker Wolf-related autism.
EDIT: also for waving his wang around.

 

[OtterParty]

He let the autism inflate his head as if it was visited by the dobson-fairy. started getting really smug and weened the hell out of Tommy Tooter, which caused Chimpburgers and another to just give up on his thread.

At this point if anyone can make chimpburgers stop obsessing over a tranny I'd consider that a service

and on that note i'll put in a nomination for @chimpburgers for that time he swiped some tranny's twitter account and then failed to do anything useful with it because he was too busy shitposting for attention and coming back here to congratulate himself

and also the time he openly talked about doxing some faggot in a very public spot that was under intense tranny scrutiny, leading to the faggot folding all his accounts and disappearing, which was relevant for all of two literal seconds but fuck it we're all nominating based on spite anyway

and the time he tried to bluespike another tranny but ended up leaking his own selfie holy fuck he's a literal pinhead

@chimpburgers is this what you want your life to be known for

is it

you complete nigger

 

[TheImportantFart]

@Weeny Tran deserves another nomination for leaking shit out to Vordrak and losing his supporter status

I question the wisdom of letting Weeny back on this site for "teh lulz". I mean, the dude was a known stalker. To me it's kind of like saying "Sure, that Harold Shipman bloke killed a load of people, but he was a good laugh so we'll let him practice medicine again."

 

[SpessCaptain]

This will perpetuate more ween behaviour. Which may be a good or a bad thing but definitely ckmongler needs the award.