2016

2016 started strong with overrated hacks David Bowie and Prince dying and got even better as western civilization began to crumble under the unbearable weight of late capitalism in its death throes. Here are my 2017 predictions:
  • musician deaths: every surviving member of the Beatles and Pink Floyd
  • a reality TV show following Rodrigo Duterte as he rides around on his motorcycle, shooting crackheads with a sawed-off shotgun
  • in an act of oneupmanship over Yahoo, Google will announce that 2 billion of its accounts were hacked
  • China invades Taiwan, many lulz are had
  • Putin and Trump hang out and play beer pong
  • RIP Kiwi Farms
 
I'll say this for 2017, at the very least the political autism will subside somewhat and we can get back to the good old fashioned autism.

Election 2016 was fun and generated a lot of laughs and salt, but sweet God if we had to go through that autism again next year I'd drink myself to death.
 
I'm glad I jumped in the bandwagon earlier in the year. We laughed, cried, and cringed all the way through in what is the most craziest year we have witnessed yet. But here we are, catching lolcows with our lolssos, seeking the milk the internet has to offer us. Thank you all my fellow wretches.
 
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This community is pretty weird, a little bit vile, and a whole lot of fun and I really enjoy being even a small part of it. Thank you Null for all of the time and effort that you put into maintaining this odd little corner of the web; it seems like a pretty thankless job and I'm not quite sure why you're still doing it but I am very glad that you are.

I can think of a few things that are pretty weird, a little vile and a whole lot of fun
 
Can we maybe loop Binary Sunset on the homepage? It'd make me feel better. Fuck this year man, just fuck it.
 
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