2017-12-01 - Floyd Davis Budge: [autistic screeching]

[Captain Smollett]

rember what
happen when u messed with somone with austuism

Yeah, we made an entire wiki and forum based around them.

 

[Solzhenitsyn]

All right, I had a go at translating it.

"I know this is most likely pointless, but I want my thread taken down. I'm pretty sure you need my permission [to make a thread?]. Also, they're mentioning my family--remember what happened [last time] when you messed with someone with autism. Plus, that picture of my fursona is not allowed to be used unless I give permission or if the artist that created it said you can. I am getting the police involved and a cyber group to track their IP as well, so either [the thread] goes for good, or the police are going to be involved.

You guys are pathetic, you will not show to a court case. I know Joshua Connor Moon is a coward, because I read his thing [most likely ED page], and I know that I can try to sue or charge or whatever on everyone who had anything to do with this blog. You guys are the biggest hypocrites, everyone has fetishes, some are worse than you think; nobody can say they have no fetishes. I took screenshots each time something [most likely thread content] showed up, so I have more proof to show later on to the cops. Either man up and show all your faces on video, or take my thread down.

Yes, I have a disability, a learning disability, and yes I probably have anger issues, but I'm not a pedophile. I actually do other stuff and have money, so there are the three [probably means two] options. You are probably going to be a pussy and not make the video, but I'm unsure about the other option. That's all, bye."

 

[YI 457]

Is this even english.

 

[LagoonaBlue]

From: Darkpaw Folfy <darkpawthewolf3@gmail.com>
Date: Fri, 1 Dec 2017 04:56:55 -0500
Subject: Ride
To: legal@kiwifarms.net

I know this is most likly pointless but i want my thing down plus im pretty
sure you need permssion also there mentioning my family which rember what
happen when u messed with somone with austuism plus that pic of my fursona
is not allowed up unless i give permision or if the one that created it
said you guys can i am getting cops involve and a cyber group to track
there ip as well so it ether goes for good or those people are gona be
involve and you guys are pathitic for not showing to a court case that
goward joshua coner moon cause i read your thing and i know that the person
i can try and sue or charge or whatever i can try and i will on that to do
with THIS blog and you guys are the bigest hyprocates everyone has fetishes
some of wroser fetish then you think and u or anyone cant say u have no
fetishes i took screen shots each time something shows up so i have more
prove to show later on to the cops so ether man up and do vidoe with all of
yous showing your face or take my thing down yes i have disabilty a
learning disabilty and yes i have angry probly but im not a pedo and i
acctully do other stuff and have money so there the three option and you
probly are gona be a pussy n not the vidoe im unsure about the other option
but thats all bye

https://kiwifarms.net/threads/floyd-davis-budge-floyd-david-budge-floyd-budge-darkpawthepuppy.36890/

Trying to decipher this gave me a fucking aneurysm.

I want to do a reading of this.

 

[Male]

All right, I had a go at translating it.

"I know this is most likely pointless, but I want my thread taken down. I'm pretty sure you need my permission [to make a thread?]. Also, they're mentioning my family--remember what happened [last time] when you messed with someone with autism. Plus, that picture of my fursona is not allowed to be used unless I give permission or if the artist that created it said you can. I am getting the police involved and a cyber group to track their IP as well, so either [the thread] goes for good, or the police are going to be involved.

You guys are pathetic, you will not show to a court case. I know Joshua Connor Moon is a coward, because I read his thing [most likely ED page], and I know that I can try to sue or charge or whatever on everyone who had anything to do with this blog. You guys are the biggest hypocrites, everyone has fetishes, some are worse than you think; nobody can say they have no fetishes. I took screenshots each time something [most likely thread content] showed up, so I have more proof to show later on to the cops. Either man up and show all your faces on video, or take my thread down.

Yes, I have a disability, a learning disability, and yes I probably have anger issues, but I'm not a pedophile. I actually do other stuff and have money, so there are the three [probably means two] options. You are probably going to be a pussy and not make the video, but I'm unsure about the other option. That's all, bye."

I like my translation more

 

[UselessRubberKeyboard]

Yes, dear. Of course, dear.

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why can't these people use spell checkers?

 

[Captain Smollett]

Why can't these people use spell checkers?

Why can't they use the English language?

 

[Anonymus Fluhre]

Why can't they use the English language?

I'd be okay with any language as long as it was written correctly.

 

[Black Waltz]

rember what
happen when u messed with somone with austuism

This should be random.txt

 

[The Man With No Name]

I want him to record all conversations held with the police on this matter. I want to hear law enforcement officers try to understand why the fuck it might be illegal that someone's fursona was posted on a New Zealand bird-watching forum.

 

[MarineTrainedTard]

The ghost of Tyce speaks through a diapered furfag

 

[The Fool]

this reads like a tyce shitpost, I can't fucking breathe

 

[Power Armor]

only authorized personnel are allowed to talk about my fursona

 

[Flareon]

We really need to get an official translator for these retards

 

[The Fool]

All right, I had a go at translating it.

"I know this is most likely pointless, but I want my thread taken down. I'm pretty sure you need my permission [to make a thread?]. Also, they're mentioning my family--remember what happened [last time] when you messed with someone with autism. Plus, that picture of my fursona is not allowed to be used unless I give permission or if the artist that created it said you can. I am getting the police involved and a cyber group to track their IP as well, so either [the thread] goes for good, or the police are going to be involved.

You guys are pathetic, you will not show to a court case. I know Joshua Connor Moon is a coward, because I read his thing [most likely ED page], and I know that I can try to sue or charge or whatever on everyone who had anything to do with this blog. You guys are the biggest hypocrites, everyone has fetishes, some are worse than you think; nobody can say they have no fetishes. I took screenshots each time something [most likely thread content] showed up, so I have more proof to show later on to the cops. Either man up and show all your faces on video, or take my thread down.

Yes, I have a disability, a learning disability, and yes I probably have anger issues, but I'm not a pedophile. I actually do other stuff and have money, so there are the three [probably means two] options. You are probably going to be a pussy and not make the video, but I'm unsure about the other option. That's all, bye."

So, actual question, why does he want us to make videos of ourselves? Is that supposed to solve anything? Does he even request a specific kind of video or do we just stare at a camera for thirty seconds?

 

[Quijibo69]

That is a really scary e-mail, all for the wrong reasons.

It almost reads like this:

 

[Dysnomia]

That may be the most austuist thing I have ever read.

 

[Optimus Prime]

I read

i have angry probly

and all I could think of was

 

[AngeloTheWizard]

I love how Null can't even find a decent line to use in the title of this thresd and just went with "autistic screeching".