2017-Apr-11 - Chris exclusive interview

[The Fifth Waltz]

Holy hell, that dress is way too short for a six foot man to wear. I really wish someone would take Chris shopping for something a little more appropriate for his size.

Tall girl clothes are WAY out of his price range and don't come in cute colours

 

[Drawets Rednaxela]

...And he's the one that looks like Benjamin Franklin wearing a pastel rainbow tie-dye colored dress.

Chris doesn't fail at life, he's just found a hundred ways to do it wrong.

 

[TiggerNits]

The interviewer meeds a haircut and shave worse than Chris. He needs sit ups about that same tho

 

[ANDTHEBEAR]

This thread:

 

[MarineN*423543]

the interviewer needs his own thread ASAP i smell fresh lolcow material

 

[Slowinthemind]

SNIP

This is why it is best not to draw attention to yourself on this forum.

 

[Gav01]

To paraphrase:
Chris attempts to make Roman Catholic sign of the cross

Interviewer: "What is that?"

Chris: "YOU don't know what THAT is!?!?"

Interviewer: "No. What is it?"

Chris: "It's uh... ah... sometin', ah saw on da tv. Makes me feel good...idk..."

XD

Seriously though, successful interviews start by leaving the camera and microphone off, and just having a normal conversation with the subject of the interview so that they can relax, and both parties can get a sense of how to talk to each other comfortably. After about an hour of that, then you get the equipment fired up and keep that conversation going, but now it's 'on the record'. If you aren't going to do things right, then how are we ever going to find out from Chris his full and detailed plan on what exactly he's going to do with all of that freezer jizz.

 

[Staffy]

Wow, the room where Chris got interviewed looks clean!

Now make him live there and watch it turn into a horrible mess that no one can understand.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Why do the mods hate fun so much

 

[Goochole]

Tall girl clothes are WAY out of his price range and don't come in cute colours

His clothes are as surreal as a Salvador Dali painting.

This is why it is best not to draw attention to yourself on this forum.

Kiwis; we move very quietly and leave small footprints, barely visible to the naked eye.

 

[CatParty]

get your merch!

https://teespring.com/keklivesmatter#pid=212&cid=5819&sid=front

heaven forbid he loses his monetization!

 

[stets]

 

[ToroidalBoat]

[pic]

I was aware Chris took the "Christine doll" everywhere, but I was under the impression it was usually in a purse or bag of some kind, kind of like a good luck charm.

Not like a small child carrying a doll around.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

Chris does funny stuff on his own now. Whether it be posting he dreams of blarb or the " I can't work because of the trolls", what they did was just weenery. This interview could have been so much better if it was a mature adult who asked questions based on things that have yet to be known on the Cwcki. It is kind of sad and heartbreaking to watch these guys ween him, he's not that deserving of bullying or trolling anymore. It's ok to talk about him and laugh, but to lie to him about working with a 3D printer and then pester him with questions that obiously bother him is just wrong.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/fate-of-the-megatron-pistol.29952/

Guys, can we talk about how OP is also @TheRedBaron

I mean look at how brown those hands are. Don't try to tell me there are 2 brown people in C-ville.

 

[Lucas Wolf]

https://kiwifarms.is/threads/fate-of-the-megatron-pistol.29952/

Guys, can we talk about how OP is also @TheRedBaron

I mean look at how brown those hands are. Don't try to tell me there are 2 brown people in C-ville.

I bet your right about that. it was posted a few hours after the interview.

 

[TheMockTurtle]

Member since 2013

The memes are coming from inside the house

 

[InTheSidePocket]

This thread:

Oh no, hon, this thread is above average at best.

Chris isn't even the center of ridicule this time and that's sort of the point.

But yes, OP is a faggot.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

I was aware Chris took the "Christine doll" everywhere, but I was under the impression it was usually in a purse or bag of some kind, kind of like a good luck charm.

Not like a small child carrying a doll around.

Chris historically has this almost shamanistic practice where he holds, carries, fondles, or otherwise brandishes some kind of object like a totem. Especially in situations where he's uncomfortable. I would just write it off as a nervous habit but several videos and emails suggest he actually does place spiritual significance on objects.

 

[Zarkov]

If discussion in here can't be kept to discussion on what we gained from the video itself (that wasn't anger and annoyance) then I can't see this thread lasting much longer.

Lock that thread, throw it into the depths of spergatory and then wash your hands.